Deadpool 2 Page #8

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How do you know what I want?

Because I've been inside you.

That came out wrong.

I've been inside your shoes.

Which is also off-putting.

It's not a great analogy.

The point is...

there are people...

There are people

in this f***ing world...

besides him,

who will treat you right.

It isn't too late. Don't do it.

I never should've left

you there.

I never should've left you

in that prison.

I can't trust you.

I can't trust anybody!

Wonderful kid.

You can't stop me, Wade!

I got one more idea.

It's just a really bad one,

even for me.

Wade, what are you doing?

All right. This is for

all the marbles, kid!

You're gonna kill

someone today...

Blessed are the wicked...

then it's gotta be me.

Who are healed by my hand!

F*** this!

The sun will

come out tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar

that tomorrow

There'll be sun

When I'm stuck with a day

that's gray and lonely

I just stick out my chin

and grin and say

The sun

will come out tomorrow

So you gotta hang on

till tomorrow

Come what may

Tomorrow, tomorrow

I love ya, tomorrow

You're always a day away

Tell me they got that

in slow motion.

Oh, that's not good.

No, sir.

You sacrificed yourself for me.

Yeah.

And it was the best thing

I ever did.

I told you I care about you.

You're a good kid, Russell.

Hey.

The bear.

It worked.

Because of you.

No, Wade, because of you.

Stop, stop, stop!

Stop!

Just let it happen, okay?

I guess my heart was finally

in the right place.

That riddle is so f***ed up.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Don't be. Don't be.

I've been trying to make

this happen for a while.

Please, just don't leave me.

I don't wanna die

without an audience.

We are not going anywhere.

Oh, God, I hope

the Academy is watching.

Just rest, okay?

Papa.

Papa, can you hear me?

Papa, can you find me

in the night?

Before I go...

Sorry, I got a bit more in me.

Domino.

I want you to have

my Adventure Time watch.

Turns out

that I'm the lucky one.

Thank you.

Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.

It has been a pleasure.

- Hi, Yukio.

- Hi, Wade!

And you...

Chrome Bone.

I haven't always been

the best friend to you.

But you've always been

that to me.

So thank you.

Say "f***" for me.

Just once. Come on,

we'll do it together.

It's no big deal.

Here we go. One, two, three.

F... F... F...

F***.

Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth.

And you, Cable.

You get back to your family.

You tell 'em Wade says hi.

And promise me.

Promise me one thing.

That you'll start

judging people...

not by the color of their skin,

but by the content

of their character.

- Jesus.

- R-Dog?

There you are. Hey!

You're a superhero now, bubba.

Look.

Family is not an F-word.

All right?

There's one out there for you.

Just keep looking, okay?

Guys, for a second there...

we made a pretty good team.

Oh, it's so hard to go.

I just love being around

you guys so much.

So, so much.

Mmm.

No, I can feel it now.

Here it comes, yeah.

I feel the soul

exiting the husk.

Yeah.

Can you see it?

Do you see

that beautiful bright light?

There it is.

Oh, that's the sun.

Don't stare directly into that.

I just have a few final words.

Woodpecker.

Gingivitis.

Codswallop.

Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

We're talking away

I don't know what I'm to say

I'll say it anyway

Today's another day

to find you

Shying away

I'll be coming

for your love, okay?

Take on me

Take me on

Sorry I'm late.

There was a bunch

of handicapable children

who were stuck in a tree.

- No.

- No.

- But I did have to help a kid.

- Yeah.

- He's got a terrible name.

- It's just awful.

- Ugh.

- I tried to tell him.

Is this heaven?

It is now.

I am so sorry.

It's okay.

Slowly learning

that life is okay

Say after me

It's no better to be safe

than sorry

Take on me

I missed you so much.

What is it? What's wrong?

It's not time.

What do you mean it's not time?

I'm here, I made it.

- You can't stay.

- No, no, no.

I'm staying. I'm not going

anywhere without you.

It's okay.

There's a time for us.

It's just not now.

- They need you.

- Who?

Your F-word.

Why?

You'll find out.

It's all right. I'll be here.

I love you.

I know. I love you, too.

Now, go.

Go on. Go, get out of here.

Go.

Hey!

Kiss me like you miss me, Red.

Well, come here.

Take me on

I'll be gone

In a day or two

Don't f*** Elvis.

- Don't f*** Colossus.

- What?

Time to make the chimichangas.

30 seconds.

Hey. Been meaning to ask you...

what's with the creepy,

dirty hobo bear?

It's my daughter's teddy bear.

Her name's Hope.

Well...

What are you doing?

Somebody swiped right.

Tell me they got that

in slow motion.

You sacrificed yourself for me.

It would seem I...

Huh?

Genuine, high-grade lead.

You time-sliding son of a b*tch!

You did this for me?

Wait. You can't go back.

You used the last of your fuel.

What about your girl, your wife?

Now, my family's safe.

And I didn't do it for you.

No, I'm gonna stick around

for a while...

and make sure the world

doesn't sh*t itself

into oblivion.

No. You did it for me.

No, I didn't.

- You did.

- I really didn't.

- Pretty sure you did.

- No, I'm positive I didn't.

Fine. All right,

let's flip a coin. Okay?

Heads, you did it for me.

Tails, you did it for me.

I'm not even gonna look,

because you did it for me.

Say it again.

- He did it for me.

- Jesus.

- We must get the collar off.

- Forget it. It's no use.

These collars

don't just come off.

Wade.

I have an idea.

No, no, no!

Let's not do that. Please!

I'd rather die of cancer.

Let's just...

Oh, God! They do say the pen

is grosser than the sword.

We need the code.

Try, uh, seven?

Settle down, Captain Lucky.

It's not gonna be one number.

Oh, God, that's lazy writing.

I still got it.

Put that back

in your prison wallet.

I don't know how to thank you.

But I do know how to hug you.

- No.

- Yes.

Here we go. Bring it in.

Come on.

Pelvis to pelvis.

Let's go tip to tip.

There we go.

The kids call this docking.

Is there a knife in my dick?

- There's a knife in your dick.

- I'm just gonna back up now.

- Yeah, yeah.

- No need to go full Yentl.

Gonna pretend

like that never happened.

Let's go home, Russell.

All you dirty mutants

are gonna rot in hell

with the boy!

Your souls

are beyond redemption!

Let's see your soul, perv!

No, no! No! No more!

We're better than that!

We're better than him!

No more senseless violence!

No more bloodshed!

We'll let karma

take care of him.

The day of reckoning is here!

I'm gonna miss him.

He seemed great.

Whoo!

Courage, motherfuckers!

And karma, motherf***er.

I could hear you

coming the last 30 seconds.

I could barely keep

a straight face.

I want some more.

I bet you do, Brown Panther.

We should leave

before Fuckernaut wakes up.

Good call. You guys

coming with us?

No, we'll get the kids

back to the mansion.

Besides, we're X-Men.

No, you're X-People.

You're exhausting.

I see what you did there. Puns.

- Bye, Wade!

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