Death Becomes Her Page #3

Do you even care?

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You stand there with your 22-year-old

skin and your tits like rocks...

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and laugh at me.

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Mmm.

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I could pay you extra.

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Something...

on a personal basis.

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You know what I mean?

How about that?

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Money is no object.

It means nothing to me.

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Ahem.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Chagall.

I'm really, really sorry.

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Anna, don't talk,

just go away.

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Leave us alone, mmm?

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- I don't want to look at you anymore.

- Oh, okay.

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Thank you so much.

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Please.

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- I suppose I should apologize.

- Oh, no, no.

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I am very sensitive

to your torment.

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- Excuse me?

- But unfortunately we are mere mortals.

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We are restricted by the...

laws of nature.

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Well, what more

could one expect?

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Mmm, mmm,

that depends.

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I could not help but overhear your

little joke about money being no object.

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- That was no joke!

- I see.

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I wonder, Miss Ashton,

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if perhaps you have

ever heard of...

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Lisle Von Rhuman?

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Ah... no.

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No, of course you haven't.

Very few have.

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Only a select group.

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She may be able to help you.

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Here is her address.

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She accepts callers day...

and night.

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Eh...

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It is a very, very select group,

you understand?

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Sure.

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I'm glad this happened,

Miss Ashton.

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We shall be seeing

more of you, I think.

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Yes, I think so.

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Weirdo.

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Could you just

not breathe?

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Jesus, what'd she do?

Hire extras?

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Good evening.

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Evian, please.

No ice.

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- Dr. Menville?

- Yes.

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- Ernest Menville?

- Yes.

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- Hi, I'm Vivian Adams.

- Hi, h-h-have we met?

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Long ago. I never had

a chance to thank you...

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for the spectacular job

you did with my Aunt Esther.

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Oh, well,

thank you very much.

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Her color, her tone.

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- You even brought out her cheekbones.

- Well, that's my job.

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It was almost a shame

to bury her.

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It's so sweet of you

to say that.

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Can I ask you

what your secret is?

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Spray paint.

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You see, you can't just use

regular makeup on dead skin.

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The pores are too dry.

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You've gotta use a palette

and grind the stuff in.

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One day I'm in the hardware store and

I think, "What about mannequin paint?"

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It's got its own chemical adhesive,

comes in a variety of flesh...

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Excuse me!

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Have you seen her yet?

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What a joke. She's not even here.

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- Oh, look over there.

- Wh...

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Oh, looks as though

she's lost a few pounds!

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- We're leaving.

- Nonsense. Let's go talk to her.

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No. I'll talk to her.

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I just want you to know

that I am at your disposal.

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You can call me day or night.

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I did give you all my numbers?

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Mad?

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Hel!

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I don't believe it!

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Helen, darling, 12 years!

12 long years!

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And look at you,

you have a... waist.

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Oh, you haven't changed.

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Gosh, I'm glad you came.

I didn't know if you would.

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I spoke to my P.R. Woman

and she said,

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"Madeline Ashton goes

to the opening of an envelope."

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Those people can be so cruel.

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I fired her.

Well, I almost fired her.

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Well, that was

sweet of you, dear.

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- Would you mind?

- Not at all.

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- So, how's it been?

- Heaven, it's absolute heaven.

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- Ernest is a dream.

- I'm so happy for you both.

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I often thought to myself

"I don't deserve this"...

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because it came

at your expense.

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And that thought

made me feel... terrible.

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Listen, that was a long time ago.

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You didn't steal him.

He went to you.

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It wasn't you.

It was him.

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I want you to know something.

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I have never ever blamed you.

Never!

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- Do you believe how she looks?

- How old is she?

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- Fifty.

- Fifty?

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You've gotta be kidding.

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I wonder what

her secret is.

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- Life has turned out as quite a party.

- You used to hate parties.

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That was when I was old.

You should see me now.

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