Deathstalker II
- R
- Year:
- 1987
- 85 min
- 177 Views
- Mm-hm.
Come on! Come on!
Yam
I'll have my revenge...
And deathstalker, too!
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Let me go! Let me go!
Quiet, or you'll eat
steel for dinner.
Looks like you've eaten
everything else.
Shut up, you little wench.
This town's got no room
for beggars!
Lam not a beggar.
I'm a seer.
Even the king knows that.
All too well, girl.
You're lucky to get away
with your life.
Look, his highness
asked for a prophecy,
and that's what he got.
In my kingdom,
a man would delight
to learn his wife
would soon be with child.
But not by another man,
eh, Marco?
I call 'em as I see 'em,
good or bad.
Even I can predict what's gonna
happen to you.
Give me a break!
How's an oracle supposed
to make a living?
The king wants you
off the castle grounds. Now!
You can't treat me like this!
- L'm a Princess!
- Right. Right.
- And I'm Merlin the magician!
- Yeah!
Now, be off with you,
"Princess of beggars".
You'll be sorry!
You're the one
that's gonna be sorry.
Let's get her!
Here.
- You know, boys.
- Who the hell are you?
Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing
a woman get a good beating,
if she deserves it.
Yeah?
But this doesn't look
like much of a contest to me.
to stop in, stranger.
He's gonna stop here
permanently.
You know who we are?
The village idiot
and the two runners-up?
Get him!
Yeah!
Hey, take it easy!
I don't even know these guys.
Hi.
Hello.
Whoo!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, gets 'em every time.
Now, I got a nice,
big room upstairs.
What do you say, the three of us
go up there and...
- I need to talk to you.
- Line forms to the right.
You gotta help me!
One rescue a day,
that's my policy.
It's a matter of life and death.
Do the words, "walk east till your
hat floats" mean anything to ya?
Hey, you, Princess, I thought
we told you to get out of town.
Come here.
Get him!
What's the matter
with you?
what are you doing?
Look out!
Behind you!
Come on! Come on, the back door!
Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
After them!
Seal off the fence!
Yah! Yah!
Yam
- I'm Evie.
- Deathstalker.
- Deathstalker?
- Uh-huh.
Is that your first name
or your last name?
They're gaining!
You're good.
- Helps in my line of work.
- What line of work is that?
Oh, I like to call it the wealth
redistribution business.
Oh, so you rob from the rich
and give to the poor?
No, I rob from the rich
and pretty much keep it.
Do you think we lost 'em?
in the morning
to catch the prince of thieves.
It is pretty early
in the morning!
Yah! Yah!
Yam
hey-yah!
'Hey-yahg
- hold it! Which way they go?
- I don't know.
You go north.
I'll head south.
I'll double back.
We'll meet here.
- But find him!
- Yah!
Yep.
- Starvin' here.
- Just a second.
Haven't had a thing to eat
since last night at aboud's.
Here, try it.
It's my specialty.
Oh, your specialty, huh?
Like it?
Mmm.
Good. Very good.
Um...
Can I have some water, too,
please?
Thank you. That was great.
Great.
Boy, you must have
really been hungry!
Mm-hm.
- More?
- Oh, no!
Couldn't eat another bite.
Couldn't eat another bite.
I know I kinda messed things up
for you before...
Excuse me.
Just... struck me funny.
But I'm willing
to make it up to you.
I'm listening.
I can tell your future.
No, really!
I'm a seer. It's a gift I've had
since childhood.
Okay, things can't get
much worse, I guess.
Shoot
spirits of tomorrow...
Hear my call!
Wanna keep that to a minimum?
I see you embarking
on a heroic quest.
And storytellers shall recount
your many exploits
down through the ages.
Well, I sure hope
they get my name right.
Yes. I see it so clear!
A young woman. No!
A Princess.
A Princess?
- She rich?
- She's calling to you.
Help me!
Help me, deathstalker!
Only you can save me!
She's in trouble?
Oh, big trouble.
A matter of life or death.
Why?
- What?
- I see someone else.
Dark and evil.
This is bad.
This is real bad.
The Princess is being imprisoned
by jarek,
an evil sorcerer.
He's also a great swordsman.
Even greater than deathstalker.
- Better than me?
- Wait!
He's laughing at you.
Come and get me, deathstalker,
if you dare.
The sorcerer...
Where do I find him?
In the land of jzafir.
Where the hell is that?
Oh, it's a long
and perilous journey.
Ah, figures.
Many dangers, witches,
dragons, ogres.
Must cut down
on the tourist trade!
emerge victorious,
and reap a fabulous reward.
The all-seeing eye never lies.
And this is gonna get me
into the legends?
Right up there with conan!
Whoa!
Uh...
Sorry. You all right?
Yes.
Well, what about the reward?
When I know more,
you'll know more.
Well, that settles it, then.
I'm out of here.
Where you goin'?
Let's go.
I'm not getting any younger,
you know!
Go?
To jzafir? Now?
You got it, sis.
Wait a minute!
Well, wait a minute!
There's still more soup!
Next.
- Have you found the Princess yet?
- L'm working on it.
She won't get far.
You should have never
let her escape.
She might come back
and take the throne.
A waif pretending
to be a Princess?
Why don't you just... kill her?
Evie, darling,
we've gone over this
I created you from the original
soul of the Princess.
An exact duplicate
in all respects.
Unfortunately, I haven't had time
to work out the bugs.
In other words,
if she dies...
You die.
Once I've made a few minor
adjustments in the formula,
I can duplicate anyone.
Then eliminate the original.
Now, my dear, please run along.
are the...
And I enjoy them so much more...
Alone.
I'll be in my chamber...
Waiting.
As you wish, my dear.
As you wish.
Next!
Sultana.
You know how I hate
standing in line.
You look marvelous.
Lovely as a rose.
We can dispense with pleasantries,
if you don't mind.
After what you've done to me,
I'd hardly call this visit
a pleasure.
Whatever do you mean, my dear?
able to put
that little blonde b*tch of yours
up on the throne without my help.
Let alone, get rid of the real one.
You were paid handsomely.
I did not come here to bicker
with you, jarek, my dear.
I have a proposition for you.
You wish to have the Princess Evie
returned to you.
I wish to settle a score
with a certain varlet
who is escorting her back here.
I have a man shadowing them now.
Doubtless, you'll remember chin,
the buccaneer?
Chin, the one-eye?
The man's a second-rate amateur.
In any event, you will assist him.
Evie is mine.
- And the meddler?
- Deathstalker.
Deathstalker?
Oh, very well, he's yours.
Enjoy.
Done.
- Always a pleasure, sultana.
- Likewise, I'm sure.
Next!
Which way, o mighty oracle?
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