Deconstructing Harry Page #6
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- 1997
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She's got a Ph.D.
l bet she got an "A" on her|oral exam.
Give me a break!|l drive upstate...
and take the time to drop in|to say hello.
Can you believe they're|honoring me at Adair? l can't.
Not that l care, but it's great|for Hilly to see me.
The last time l saw him|he was six years old.
You don't exactly contact me either.
l know what you think of me.
Please Doris, don't start in.
Am l wrong?|lt's all in your book.
"Too Jewish",|"professional Jewish".
You attributed it to your ex-wife,|but used the details of my life...
to depict herwith contempt.
-What are you talking about?|-What am l talking about?
You portrayed your 'ex'|as a horror.
And to make her unsympathetic,|you used some of her,...
but mostly you caricatured|my religious dedication.
Because it always enraged you that|l returned to my roots.
What roots? You were a wonderful,|sweet kid.
You got me through my childhood.
Then you go to Fort Lauderdale...
and you meet this fanatic,|this zealot.
He fills you full of superstition.
lt's tradition.
Tradition is the illusion|of permanence.
You have no values.|Your life...
it's nihilism, cynicism,|sarcasm and orgasm.
ln France l could run on|that slogan and win.
l'm aJew. l was born aJew.|Do you hate me because ofthat?
And if our parents converted...
to Catholicism a month before you|were born, we'd be Catholics.
They're clubs.|They're exclusionary.
They foster the concept of|"the other"...
so you know who to hate.
That's enough!
A question:
lf a Jew|gets massacred...does it bother you more than|if it's a Gentile...
or a black or a Bosnian?
Yes, it does. l can't help it.|lt's my people.
They're all your people.
Burt is right about you.|You're a self-hating Jew.
l may hate myself,|but not because l'm Jewish.
Not a self-hating Jew,...
but look how he talks about them|in his stories.
Max and Dolly Pincus|were married for 30 years.
They raised two children...
participated generously at|family weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Max, How are you?
Mazel tov. Here, for Donald.
Thank you, Max.
Dolly!
You got a private minute?
Sure. We're leaving anyhow|in a few minutes.
l don't know if|l should tell you.
What? Tell me what?
Tell me, and l'll tell you|if you should tell me.
My heart is heavy.
Nothing terrible happened|to your husband Phil, did it?
He's been dead for so many years.
When l was in Florida last week...
l ran into a man...
who heard from someone|who knew someone who...
Anyway...
it seems Max has some secret|from his past.
You're talking about my Max?
-A dark secret.|-What kind of a dark secret?
Dark!
What is by you dark?
l don't know.
What kind of dark secret?|We've been married for 30 years.
You're his first wife?
Sure l'm his first wife.
Before me, he worked for...
What?
You heard something different?
l heard only a dark secret.|Do l knowwhat?
Who told you?
Wolf Fishbein.
Be careful, Dolly.
That's all l want to say.
Dolly tried putting Elsie's words|out of her mind...
but Max's dark secret|plagued her.
Then one day she ran into|Wolf Fishbein...
and the truth was revealed.
Try to breathe deeply.
Elsie, you were right.
Fishbein told me a tale.
Max, before l met him,|lived in Florida.
He had a store. Groceries.
He was married.
Now it comes out!
To a woman...
with two children.
Max had other children?
No. The woman's children.
From a prior marriage.
He began an affair...
with the downstairs neighbor,|a widow.
He probably had all his hair then.
Meanwhile, he got into debt.
Deeper and deeper.
And then carry on|with the neighbor.
Oy, my heart!
He can't get himself out|of a predicament.
So what does he do?
He stole money.
l should be so lucky!
He killed his wife!
No!
The man purchased an ax.
With an ax?
You know Max.|He's nothing with tools.
He can't even hang a picture.
l'm dropping dead!
Plus her children!
Plus the neighbor!
Four.
Four people he killed|in one night with an ax.
Your Max?
-And this is not the capper.|-There's more?
More!
What more?
He ate them.
What, are you talking crazy?
He devoured them.
l can't breathe.|Everything is closing in.
Whatever you do...
first hear Max's side.
Max has a side?
He kills his family|and eats them up.
The man has a side?
He was a good husband and|loving father for 30 years.
You have a daughter who|went to college.
You have a son who's awriter.
Maybe the best course of action|is to let sleeping dogs lie.
Honey, would you|pass the sour cream?
You haven't touched a thing.
Nice weather.
lt's okay.
lt's not just okay.|lt's nice.
All right. What are you getting|so steamed up about?
What makes you such an|authority on the weather?
Me?
-All l said was...|-l know what you said.
The fish is delicious.
Wouldn't you rather have meat?
Since when do l eat meat?
With my arteries, you gotta|watch the cholesterol.
-Uh-huh.|-What is the "uh-huh"?
You've been very touchy lately.
Don't interrogate me...
Mr. Max Pinchick!
Where did you hearthat name?
Did you kill your first wife|with an ax?
l got a headache.
Did you chop her up?|Along with your mistress?
Okay.
lf l tell you why l did it,|do you promise not to nudge me?
Wolf Fishbein said,|in orderto hide the bodies...
you ate them!
So, what are you making a fuss?
Some bury,|some burn...
l ate!
l remember "Max Pincus's|Dark Secret".
And you don't see your|sick view of our parents?
l wrote it when l was young.
The first of many anti-Semitic|pieces ofwork.
Direct from the Wailing Wall.
Disrespectful.|Shameful.
The Jews haven't suffered enough,|you depict us as cannibals?
No spiritual center.|He's betting on physics and p*ssy.
Excuse the expression.
He gets cancer, he's straight to|the synagogue in a yarmulke.
Why should l get cancer?|l eat broccoli.
You care about the Holocaust?|Or you think it never happened?
Not only do l know that|we lost 6 million...
the scary thing is that|records are made to be broken.
l know what's out there.|Do you?
He creates offensive Jewish|stereotypes, like in "Der Sturmer".
Max is a version of Daddy,|who you hated.
A man you accuse of being|aterrible parent.
He was aterrible parent.
Thank you for dropping by.
Come again in another 4 years.
Wouldn't it be a better world|if not every group...
thought they had a direct line|to God.
He thinks l'm all|Jewish paranoia.
No. l think you're the|opposite of a paranoid.
l think you have the delusion|that people like you.
-What's the matter?|-Son of a b*tch!
What's wrong?
You sick, sick, sick,...
f***ing bastard!
What's wrong?
What's wrong? You've been having|an affair with one of my patients.
Who?
You know what|l'm talking about!
Don't speak!
She just told me|the whole thing.
-Who?|-Who? Who! Who!
Mrs. Pollack. Amy Pollack.
Can l explain something?
No. You cannot explain anything!
Will you calm down?
Don't tell me to calm down!
What's wrong with you?
What is wrong?
l treat this woman|and she exits.
You meet her and you f*** her!
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