Deconstructing Harry Page #5

Synopsis: Harry Block is a well-regarded novelist whose tendency to thinly-veil his own experiences in his work, as well as his un-apologetic attitude and his proclivity for pills and whores, has left him with three ex-wives that hate him. As he is about to be honored for his writing by the college that expelled him, he faces writer's block and the impending marriage of his latest flame to a writer friend. As scenes from his stories and novels pass and interact with him, Harry faces the people whose lives he has affected - wives, lovers, his son, his sister.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Woody Allen
Production: New Line Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
R
Year:
1997
96 min
1,936 Views


Somebody stop him!

Somebody call the police!

-lt's fabulous up here.|-Beautiful.

Look, a ferris wheel!

-Look at the swings!|-Want to go?

Yeah!

Very good!

Would you like this?

Dad, high-five!

You want some ofthis joint?

No. l can't stand that stuff.

You see that place there?

That Red Apple Rest?

Years ago...

my then wife, Jane,|and l...

were coming back from|her sister's house...

and we had a fight.

She had her period, and we|stopped to get water for Midol.

l don't want a child!

And don't bring it up|in front of my parents!

-l don't understand.|-We've discussed it!

-Don't l get a vote?|-You have a child!

-Who l never get to see!|-That's not my fault!

l like being a father.

l'm not Lucy. You knew|that when you married me!

So your work means no children.

Since when are you a family man?

Don't think l don't see|you staring at my sister Lucy.

What?

Don't play ignorant.

You watch her walk and sit.

You can't keep|your eyes off hertoes!

Are you f***ing nuts?|What are you suggesting?

l wouldn't put it past you if you|wanted to have athing with her.

She's a neurotic, suburban Hausfrau!

l have no interest in her.|Zero. Nothing.

You're level of denial|is a little intense.

You're suffering from|a pre-menstrual nuclear meltdown.

You want a hit?

No. That smoke is killing me.

l'm going to go to the bathroom.|Catch you later.

Cold fish, your third ex-wife.

She never would have made|a good mother.

Who are you?

lt's me. Ken!

Look at this guy! You created me,|now you don't recognize me?

l'm a little bit high because|of her smoke...

How'd you ever|hook up with Jane?

Jane was fine. Jane was just|having her period. She was...

lt wasn't just her period.

She was a cold, selfish woman.

She's so self-involved she doesn't|realize her sister hates her.

How do you know so much?

l'm just you, thinly disguised.

You gave me a little more|maturity and a different name.

Are you saying that l knowthis?

Yes!|That's why you picked her!

So it wouldn't work, and you'd|never have to give up...

sport-f***ing and chronic|dissatisfaction and grow up.

l won't stand here and get|lectured by my own creation.

You can't fool me.

l'm not your shrink.|He only knows what you tell him.

l knowthe truth.

And her sister, Lucy.

Another head-case.

You sure can pick them.

But even she was better|than Jane.

More maternal and she loved you.

You weren't there the day your|bomb dropped on her...

but take a look.

He left me!

Our marriage is finished!

l'm sorry to hear that.

You shocked?

Yes and no.

Things have not been very good|for some time.

l knew he played around.

Did you?|You never mentioned that.

l don't like to discuss|my private life.

First suspected Lynn, his editor.|Then l thought...

it might be Allison Davis,|a friend of ours.

l even thought he might have|a crush on you.

Me?

You're beautiful and we've spent|a lot oftime together...

and you two get along very well.

Obviously l knew you never would|in a million years...

but l imagined he longed for you.

l even heard him mention|your name in his sleep once.

My goodness.

That's absurd!

Really!

You're all red!

No!

Are you okay?

Since we're talking openly...

l have a confession to make.

Yes?

Life sometimes takes very|strange twists and turns.

lt overwhelms us, and we can't|help our feelings.

Our feelings are irrational.

But to hear from your husband|that he found another woman!

He said that?

He said his future|is all mapped out.

l'm going to be totally|frank with you.

-Try to hang on and understand.|-What? l'm being replaced.

But it doesn't have to be|a nightmare...

ifwe're all just mature about it.

Replaced by a 25-year-old.

-Excuse me?|-A 25-year-old.

A wanna-be writer. Fay Sexton is her|sexy name.

What's the matter?|Now you're white!

Lucy have you|eaten anything today?

Have a drink.|Finish that.

-How could l believe such a liar.|-l'm weak!

What's wrong?

You'd think he dumped you.

-You feel bad, but can handle it.|-Air!

l'm in shock today, but...

l want to speak to Fay.

lt's Harry Block. l've been trying|to reach her.

No, it's an emergency.|l gotta talk...

Tell her to call me back.|lt's the car number.

Yes. The car!

-She's in love with someone else.|-This guy is too old for her.

Younger than you.

l'm much too old for her.|lt's ridiculous.

-But my immaturity makes me boyish.|-ls it much longer, Dad?

-We just got done at the fair.|-You're speeding.

-About how much longer is it?|-lt won't be long.

Okay, my sister lives|ten minutes from here.

We'll surprise her.|lt'll be fun.

-You can eat and walk around.|-She's your half-sister.

But it'll still be 10 minutes...

not 5, 'cause she's|a half-sister.

lt's wonderful!

-lt is so funny.|-Do you think?

-And it's so sad.|-You're so sweet.

l love it.

You're so great.|You're so kind to me.

You have such a sweet,|kind instinct.

Don't do that.

l count on you|to be critical...

to really be tough.|You're too easy on me.

What's wrong with this?

What's wrong is that it had...

it had no energy.

l became discouraged with it.

lt doesn't release any power.|lt's nothing.

l thought it was really touching.

You knew when the boy grew up|he would never learn to love.

l think your problem is...

that you love too easily,|and too much.

l think you're beautiful,|and great...

and too kind to me, and lovely.

But you're not in love with me.

l told you not to fall|in love with me.

But still haven't|figured out why.

Why? Because l'm the boy|in that story...

and l can't love.

So, l don't want you to|get into anything.

You love Hilly.

What?

You love Hilly.

Sure. l love Hilly.

He's my son. lt's easy to love|a little kid.

You love music.

And you love baseball.

Baseball's also easy,|because it has rules, foul lines...

but women are complicated.

Happy birthday.

You're kidding!

Come on, open it up.

You didn't have to|get me anything.

Another sweater, right?

A baseball signed by|the 1951 Giants.

Really! That's so great!

Bobby Thomson!

They were the one genuine miracle|of my lifetime!

When he hit that home run...

it was the only hint l've had|there may be a God.

What made you think of it?

lt was easy.

You are the greatest.

lt's your birthday,|so you get awish.

Anything at all that'll make|your day special.

You are the greatest.|l don't deserve you.

You're too...

Too what?

-We thought we'd stop in to see you.|-Come in!

This is Richard.|This is Cookie.

l'm your Aunt Doris.|You won't remember me.

Remember Uncle Burt?

You haven't seen him|in awhile.

lt's been a long while.

Something to eat?|A cookie or something?

Come in the kitchen.

l gotta go to the bathroom.|Where's the john?

The bathroom! You just go right|through there.

So, l thought we'd drop in.

You're the last person|l ever expected to see.

Don't say that, Doris.

-And what's with Cookie?|-Cookie's the nanny.

You get her from an agency|or massage parlor?

What are you picking on...

Still with the sex pots,|the tramps, the vilda chayes.

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