Deconstructing Harry Page #4
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- 1997
- 96 min
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Can l get a red wine?
Same thing she has, please?
l wanted to be the first|to tell you that...
l'm getting married.
Don't say that!
-Why?|-What do you mean?
Because...
l love you.|How can you get married?
Don't!
-Who? ls it Larry?|-Yes, it's Larry!
l knew it!
l don't f***ing believe this!
This guy's allegedly|a friend of mine.
lt's the Devil.|And l introduced you.
When Larry's around.|l smell burning sulfur.
Can we have your blessing?
No! You certainly|don't have my blessing!
l don't want you|to get married.
l don't want you to.
l should go.
l was your pupil.
lt was Henry Higgins|and Eliza Doolittle.
That's what it was,|and that's what you loved.
But it didn't work that way.|What can l say?
Why did you|fall in love with me?
You gave me endless lectures|on love in the Western world.
l didn't think l could.|l thought l was too damaged.
l woke up one morning, and|l looked at you over breakfast...
and l thought to myself...
God, this is what they mean.
This is what they were|talking about.
All those warnings not to|fall in love with you!
But then l fell in love with you.
Thought you were|another jerk fan...
l'd f*** you...
and move on to the next fan.|But that didn't happen.
You were a fan...
and a follower...
and then a pupil...
and then you were a roommate.
And before l knew it...
you had control|ofthe channel changer.
l loved you.
l was in awe of you.
But it wasn't in love with you.
My old university is honoring me,|if you can believe that.
Come with me, let me try|to talk you out of it...
Just one day.
-Tomorrow? The day l'm honored?|-Yes! Tomorrow!
l can't f***ing believe this.
You're getting married tomorrow?
Yes. lt's been planned for months!
Don't do it!
"While Goldberg was asleep|onenight...
the devil entered his apartment...
abducted his beautiful|blonde love...
and took her to hell.
The next morning...
Goldberg noticed the odd smell of|burning sulfur".
Harry Block?
You're Cookie?
Cookie Williams.
You wanted me here at ten?
You wanna, shall we get to it?
You don't want to talk|a little first?
Talk? Why?
Really? Most guys don't|like to jump into bed...
without talking. They think it's|too businesslike.
Not me. l'm not...
that you'd tie me up.
Whatever you want! Let's settle|the monetary part and then relax.
Absolutely.
-You get $200?|-That's right.
So you want me to tie you up?
Yeah, tie me up.
l'd like you to hit me...
and give me a blowj*b.
A blowj*b, then you hit you.
No.
Hit me and then the blowj*b.
lf the order's not right,|it's no fun.
Tie me up, hit me,|give me a blowj*b.
What should l tie you with?
The truth is l thought you|were going to wear stockings.
Cookie,|you're a definite artist.
They should put your lips|in the Smithsonian.
lt took you awhile.|l didn't think you'd make it.
l was having a little|problem focusing.
Finally, l got the right fantasy.
l thought of awoman l saw|in the Sixth Avenue...
and l coupled herwith|Svetlana Stalin.
lt's the daughter of the dictator.|lt worked.
What do you take medicine for?
Me? Depression.
What are you depressed about?
Depressed. Don't you ever get|depressed?
Doesn't yourwork get you down?
lt's okay. Beats the hell out of|waitressing.
lt's funny.
Every hooker l meet says it|beats the hell out of waitressing.
Waitressing's got to be|the worst job in the world.
lt's unbelievable.
What are you sad about?
l'm spiritually bankrupt.|l'm empty.
What do you mean?
l'm frightened.
l got no soul.|Knowwhat l mean?
See, when l was younger,|it was less scary...
waiting for Lefty than it is|waiting for Godot.
You lost me.
You know that the universe is|coming apart?
You know what a black hole is?
Yeah.|That's how l make my living.
l gotta tell you, a great writer|named Sophocles...
said it was probably best|not to be born al all.
Honey, it's a little|too late forthat.
l didn't want to come out.|They had to come in and get me.
You want another blowj*b?
How come?
On the house. No charge.
Because them pills you takin'|sure ain't working.
l'm just in a peculiar mood|tonight.
Because l had|some bad news today.
Let me ask you,|what are you doing tomorrow.
Hustlin'.
Yeah?|Why don't you come with me?
Where?
l'm going to my old school.|They're honoring me.
l got nobody to share it with.
l'm serious. Come with me.
l'll give you 500 bucks.
Sleep here,|come up with me tomorrow.
Why you got all this money?
l always have|hooker money because...
l once paid by check years ago|and the lRS killed me.
Fay, when you get this message,|if it's not too late...
don't get married...
because l love you...
and l want to marry you.
l was looking at...
my last book...
at the part where we met.
l tried to exaggerate it|to make it funny...
but it was actually|very romantic.
-She can't hear.|-l'm in town.
Norman's meeting me for "Les Mis."|l have a free hour.
l don't know if l can.
l got our usual place at the|Wyndham. lt's been 2 weeks ago.
We gotta be fast. l can't make it|believable for so long.
You'll be back in an hour.
l have to be done by then anyway.
Think l'll take awalk.
Now?
Yes, l thought that l would just...
just get some fresh air.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Are you Harry Block?
Yes.
-Your writing's so meaningful to me.|-Thank you.
l can't believe l'm in|the elevator with you.
lt's no big deal.
Are you staying here?
No. l'm meeting someone.
What is this?
lt's stuck again.
lfthis was one of my stories,|this elevator would get stuck...
and you and l would start a major|affair, and fall in love.
Promise you won't|fall in love with me.
No?
Definitely not.|Not a good idea.
Why?
Because...
l'm too screwed up.
l have...
too many quirks.
l have trouble being faithful.
l have too many phobias.|l'm crazy.
Yeah, but l fell in love with you|before l met you.
When l read you.
Yes, but you fell in love|with my work.
That's a different thing.
l love yourwork.|l love your imagination.
l love it.
But this is not a book.|You know what l mean.
We're not characters|in a fictional thing.
-So don't fall in love with me.|-Kiss me.
-Promise you won't.|-No, kiss me.
l promise.
Thank you.
The subway took forever. Sorry.
You said you weren't coming.
What do you mean?
-We said 10. l'm sure.|-No.
l called last night,|to say l got out of my thing.
You called? When?
At 9.30 last night.|You don't remember?
l interrupted you writing.
-We spoke on the phone.|-Absolutely.
My mind has been playing tricks.
This is Cookie Williams,|Richard.
How ya doing?
What's so special|about this honor?
He's being honored by|the school that expelled him.
lf only Hilly could see me,|he'd be so proud.
lt's sad, but short of kidnapping,|he ain't coming.
Oh, dear!
Dad?
-Hilly, Where you going?|-What are you doing?
Stop it!
lt's an emergency.
What are you doing?|Come on!
You can't do this!
Hilly, get out ofthe car!
Somebody stop this man!|He's a deviant!
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