Deconstructing Harry Page #3

Synopsis: Harry Block is a well-regarded novelist whose tendency to thinly-veil his own experiences in his work, as well as his un-apologetic attitude and his proclivity for pills and whores, has left him with three ex-wives that hate him. As he is about to be honored for his writing by the college that expelled him, he faces writer's block and the impending marriage of his latest flame to a writer friend. As scenes from his stories and novels pass and interact with him, Harry faces the people whose lives he has affected - wives, lovers, his son, his sister.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Woody Allen
Production: New Line Home Entertainment
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
R
Year:
1997
96 min
1,843 Views


-You never return calls.|-Leave me alone!

-How do l reach you?|-Shall l call the police?

l've got a question.

-Will you stop?|-No. l won't listen.

Tomorrow they honor me at my old|school. l want to take Hilly.

-He has school tomorrow.|-Trade a visitation day.

No! l have plans with him.

lt'd be good for him|to see me honored.

l don't want him to.|l don't want him to see you ever!

He'll have a day in the country.|Will you stop?

A day in the country.|What is so bad?

He is 9 years old.

Where does he learn phrases like|"banging beaver" and " f*** God"?

What are you saying?|From me?

Do l look like an imbecile?

l know your conversations with him...

and l heard about "Open School Week".

Beth Kramer was appalled.

Dad?

Why doesn't my penis|look like yours?

Why doesn't your penis|look like mine?

Because your mother and l...

never had you circumcised.

When l was your age, you know|what kids used to do?

They used to name their penises.

l'm going to name mine Dillinger.

Dillinger is perfect!|Dillinger is great!

Hilly, you're inspired.|A genius.

Dillingerwas a genius|in his chosen profession...

like Willy Sutton.

Remember how we|discussed Freud once?

Freud said the two most important|things in life...

are the work that you chose|and sex.

Those two things.

Women...

are God.

God's awoman?

No. l'm not saying that.

We don't know ifthere's|a God...

but there are women.

Not in some imaginary heaven,|but right here on earth.

And some of them...|some of them...

shop at Victoria's Secret...

Beth Kramer has never been|so mortified in her entire life.

Beth Kramer's a tight-assed,|busy body c*nt...

and it's none of her business|how l speak to my son.

She is a decent parent|and great friend.

Bullshit!|Just change one visitation day.

What is so terrible?

No! He is not going to miss school!

lf Hilly was sick|he would miss school!

Yes, he would.|But he's not sick...

and he's not spending the day|with his pill-popping...

alcoholic...

beaver-banging|excuse for a father.

Years ago you didn't say that|about me.

-You were an easy-going spirit...|-Put it in a book.

What am l saying?

You already did.

"Epstein had married|his third shrink.

He'd confessed his|feelings for her often.

She seemed to put it down|to transference

But one day she surprised him."

l think it best...

that we terminate your|treatment.

And then, l think we should...

give it a substantial|period oftime.

Then, if we both feel|the same way...

l think we can begin|to see each other again...

socially.

"lt was, to Epstein thinking...

a match made in Heaven.

Here, at last, was a woman who|understood him."

You know all my secrets,

every nuance of my psychic life.

l've admitted every feeling|and desire in therapy.

Now it's your turn|to explore me.

Yeah, but you accept|all my perversions.

Being tied up, watching you|with other women.

Feeling your spike heels|in my mouth.

Non one can say l didn't know...

what l was letting myself in for.

The first two years|were amazing.

They moved to a West|Side apartment.

He wrote.|She saw patients.

But her best insights|were into his work.

What one comes away with|is your total isolation.

Your fear of people,|your panic over closeness.

And that's why your real life|is so chaotic...

and your writing|is so much more...

controlled and stable.|You're unable to..

lt all went quite well...

until Helen became pregnant|and gave birth.

From then on, as if she'd|had a divine revelation...

She became what Epstein|referred to angrily...

as "Jewish with a vengeance."

l rue the day|l listened to you...

and l didn't have him|circumcised.

Are you nuts?

We can still do it.

No!

He's too old.

-Sure. Now he's too old.|-What is wrong with you?

You're like a born-again Christian|except you're aJew.

l see my father's face in Hillel.

Hilliard. His name is Hilliard.

We didn't name him Hillel.|Not after some rabbi.

Hilliard Epstein.

l'm sick of smug cynicism.|There's value in tradition.

l thought it meant nothing,|but nowthat l'm a mother, it does.

l see not only meaning|in Judaism, but true beauty.

You're a scientist!

Einstein was a scientist!

And he was a Jew!|And he was religious!

"Helen had taken on|the obligation of daily prayers.

Jews, of course, fearing|a wrathful and vengefulgod...

give praise and thanks|for everything."

Baruch atah adonai elohenu melech|ha-olam...

borei pree hagofen.

Hamotzi lechem...

min ha-oretz.

Vitzi-vonu l'hadlik nair|shel shabat.

Boreh pree ha...blowj*b.

And one day the inevitable|happened.

A patient of Helen's,|an lsraeli...

who had come to her, depressed|that his wife had left him...

captured Helen's heart."

l think it best...

that we terminate your|treatment,...

give it a substantial time.

Then, if we feel the same way...

start to see each other...

socially.

Lost in thought, l think.

l was just, l was thinking|about a book l wrote.

-Well, l'm a mess.|-What's the matter?

l'm going to the doctor.|l have pains in my chest.

lt's nothing.

lt's indigestion or gallbladder|or acid reflux...

l've got a family history.|My dad died of heart attack...

my mother died|of a massive coronary.

Both brothers died before they|were 50 from heart failure.

Why waste time talking?|Get an ambulance.

Are you busy?

l was going to see my editor.

l just hate going alone.

My mother died|giving birth to me.

For which my father|never forgave me.

lt's funny. l wish before he died,|l had forgiven him.

But we're morbid. You think|you're dying but you're not.

Today they got lasers,|all kinds of...

Yeah, you and science, right?

Nothing wrong with science.

Between air-conditioning and the|Pope, l'll take air-conditioning.

l'm scared.|l'm really scared.

Can l change the subject?|You know l have writer's block?

l know.

l have awriter's block.

First time in my life...

l can't come up with an idea,|something to hold my interest.

Since Fay left you you've been|having trouble.

l'm seeing Fay later|for a drink.

l think is very good.

She's good for you.|She's a lot better than...

a lot of those other|crazies that...

My God! My arm!

l'm telling you it's nothing.|Nothing.

l'm not scared.

-You're in great shape.|-Really?

You just have a little|bursitis in your arm.

That's fantastic!|My God, thank you!

The loveliest words|to hear are not, "l love you"...

but "lt's benign."

We could do more tests,|but l don't think so.

Your heart's in great shape.

l hurt my back some weeks a go|opening a sub-zero refrigerator.

-Let me buy a cup of coffee.|-Let me schedule you.

-No. l don't have time.|-Let me schedule you.

What are you doing tomorrow?

l'm busy. Why?

l'm going to my old school.|The honoring me.

l'd like someone|to come with me.

l can't get out of this thing...

but that's great.

Congratulations.

-You look great.|-Thank you.

You look a little tired.

l'm struggling with this book.

Naturally, l spent the advance...

and l'm having atough...

a tough time.

l wanted to have|this drink because...

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