Decoys Page #5

But tonight is a night of rebirth...

of the promise of a new tomorrow.

A holiday feast we will always treasure...

with our new friends from foreign lands.

Raise your glasses, everyone.

- Merry Christmas.

-Cheers.

Entertainment!

You!

He's alone.

Baby got backup.

That's it, ladies.

Show me your navels!

When I am done with you,

there won't be anything left to cry about.

Are you out of your f***ing mind?

Sh*t.

Natasha, this is for Gibby!

Belt of Orion?

I was telling you the truth.

I was.

Please don't do this, Luke.

- How's about the Belt of O'Fryin'!

-No!

Don't shoot! I'm from Rosedale!

Roger says hello!

Not good.

Don't shoot. She's mine!

We did it.

We saw it, you saw it.

- They're real.

-Yeah, real dead.

Thank you.

My God, Luke, are you okay?

Now I am.

You never gave up on me.

Never.

Yeah, never.

What the hell happened here, Callahan?

Why don't you ask them?

Tell us what you saw.

There were these reptilian alien women

everywhere. At first, they were hot.

Then they were not.

They showed their vicious claws

and attacked in the steam, man!

You heard it here first.

I'm Kelly Knoxville for WMAT, Action News.

All this time, and I never noticed.

Sometimes your destiny can be so close,

it's practically invisible.

- Your eyes are so beautiful.

-Because they're looking at you.

What the hell is going on?

You're early.

Oh, God.

No!

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