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Synopsis: Dedh Ishqiya is a 2014 Indian comedy thriller film. Out from jail, Khalujaan a.k.a Iftekhar (Naseeruddin Shah) and Babban (Arshad Warsi) have stolen a necklace made of royal jewels and are on the run. They part ways and meet at the Majidabad palace, where Iftekhar is competing with Urdu poets to win the heart of the nawab's widow Begum Para (Madhuri Dixit). Her quick-witted and mysterious friend and assistant Munniya (Huma Qureshi) slowly warms up to Babban and they together plot a kidnapping. Khalujaan (Naseeruddin Shah)and Babban (Arshad Warsi), the two romantic thieves are back in Dedh Ishqiya, sequel to the acclaimed and successful Ishqiya with their romantic adventures. And this time love will take them through the SEVEN STAGES OF LOVE... with the beautiful and dangerous Madhuri Dixit as Begum Para and Huma Qureshi as Munniya.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Abhishek Chaubey
Production: Shemaroo Entertainment Inc.
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
152 min
Website
586 Views


The right palm.

What?

What did you see?

Let me show you.

This is the love-line.

There are too many cuts on it.

You've been hurt in love,

haven't you?

You're an astrologer..

lt's just a hobby.

But she's better than

the professionals.

Shush..

Really!

Every word she says

always comes true.

l see.

Don't believe her.

She's a big liar.

- Liar. Me?

Tell me something else about me.

Okay.

You're about to enter

the best phase of your life.

All your illnesses will find a cure.

You're hiding... something valuable.

Babban!

Click my picture with Begum please.

My phone's battery is dead.

My phone's charged.

l'll click a picture.

Give it here.

l phone 2?

How much did it cost?

lf there's any chance..

..of meeting after the evening..

You mean at night..

l mean..

And these days my nights

depend on Yad-al-Jauza.

Yad-al-Jauza?

lt's a star, close to the moon.

lt shines really bright.

When l phone 5 is

available in the market..

..no one will buy

this one even for free.

Here, take a picture.

lt'll be a bad one.

l phone 5 is better.

Can l click this?

lt's got an 8 megapixel camera.

Go ahead.

Come a little closer.

lt's cloudy these days.

lf you see the star

in the sky tomorrow night..

..then feel free to watch it

from the terrace.

Smile please.

And this..

Where did you steal this car from?

No, no. l bought it.

Really?

- Yes.

Why?

- Why why?

Because l'm no longer a thief.

l see.

Not a thief.

What then..

l'm the..

..thief's uncle.

What the..

Can't you see the car?

Khalu, get out!

Sir, that's a tasty sandwich.

Sorry, sir.

What's this?

You're bleeding.

Get up.

Sorry, the car lost control..

..just like your heart.

You have damaged my car.

Better than the condition

of my heart.

Last few days, you've battered

my heart without mercy.

And you didn't even say sorry.

Who's going to pay?

- For what?

For fixing it..

The fixing hasn't even begun yet,

you son of a...

Look at me.

Stand straight.

l must admit.

You've got a romantic nature.

Trying to win over the Begum.

FYl

She's mine.

Only mine.

Shatabdi Express.

Train to Delhi, in 6 hours.

Two seats in the AC compartment.

The train leaves in the morning.

Goodbye.

Let's go.

These tickets are waitlisted.

So?

You see... l wait for no one.

That's not a problem.

ls it?

No, no. There's no problem.

l booked it myself.

Their seats will be

confirmed by morning.

lt'll get confirmed, l promise.

"lf l said l lived by your word...

that would be a lie."

"For, if l had faith in you..."

"...would not ofjoy l would die?"

Wonderful.

"lt's only my faith, nothing more.."

"l can even swallow bitter poison.."

"The only condition is.."

"..that someone hold me

in her arms when l pass on.."

Why are you laughing?

The word is 'liquor' not faith.

Liquor as in booze.

Sir, you want your faith

with soda or on the rocks?

How about you give us a peg too!

Don't shoot off words

when you can shoot bullets.

lf anyone fires you will be

shot too, Jaan Mohammad.

lf l don't get you, Babban will.

lf Khalu shoots, you'll die.

lf l shoot,

you'll wish you were dead.

Nobody shoots!

Ask your boys to

throw their weapons.

You first.

- No. You first.

That's not possible.

- Fine.

Let's all just stand here.

l'm sitting.

Brother.

Jaan sir.

l have to go.

Just stand there.

No, sir.

l can't wait another minute.

Or else...

Put the gun down and go.

Shall l?

- Go on.

Can l?

Anyone else?

"Give us inner strength, O Lord!"

"To fight the evil inside."

"Before we bow down to evil.."

"We stand up for the good."

Brother?

Try to understand. Let them go.

Stop here.

Mister. ls this Salim tea stall?

And you are?

- Anarkali.

The stage should be

close to the main gate.

Here.

But this..

Okay.

Kidnapping from such a big

gathering is not an easy job.

We have to get our target

out through the crowd.

Once the big door closes..

..the police won't

be able to follow us.

And the police outside the door?

We'll neutralise them

before coming in.

Where is the hideout?

- Where is the advance?

l. Yes..

l mean, in a day or two.

Am l here for an interview?

Qais!

Brother..

The banks were shut today.

Day after tomorrow,

as soon as the bank reopens.

"lf only life was

simpler these days.."

Tell me.

Target's photograph.

Scatter, you darn clouds.

You fool clouds.

lt's moving.

Come on.

Yad-al-Jauza!

You wanted a girl, didn't you?

This time you're sure to have one.

Let your hand be!

Tell your husband to

stop hoping for that land.

You will lose the court case.

l tried explaining,

but she doesn't listen.

Where's Muniya gone off to?

What's this?

A small gift.

Please accept.

l can't take it.

lt's too expensive.

Fine, then l'll ask

for something in return.

Go ahead.

Allow me to watch you

while you rehearse.

lt's been decades

since l last saw you dance.

What?

Yes.

l'm an ardent admirer of your dance.

The Para you want

to give this gift to..

..has been dead a long time.

And Mr. Deobandi hits bull's eye!

He moves on to the next round.

And now the last year's champion..

..Mr. Jaan Mohammad Khan.

Ready to fire.

What a shot! Mr. Khan is an expert.

Good one, Jaan sir.

Now it's the Nawab of... from where?

From Chandpur..

Mr. lftekhar Hussain.

Taking his own sweet time.

Probably nervous.

Three.

Two.

One.

Wow! Ace shot.

lt's a fluke.

lt was a fluke.

- l'm sure.

Hello.

l phone 5.

Which one?

Chinese or American?

Routes to the called

station are busy!

l'm holding the line.

This facility is not

available on your number.

Press star to copy this song,

then press 9!

"My nights are restless."

"l've to tell you

what's in my heart."

"And l say it today."

"l love you!"

What are you doing tonight?

What are your intentions?

Not good.

Tell me something l don't know.

l'll take you out for dinner.

What cuisine?

Your kind of stuff.

And, what's my kind of stuff?

Chinese.

Really?

- Yes.

l know these things.

Girls love poodles

and are crazy about noodles.

lt's true.

l'll go to Shanghai

if l want Chinese.

To New York for burger.

To Naples for pizza and..

..creme brulee in Paris.

Until then l'm rather happy

with the mutton dal at home.

Correct.

- Get it?

A little.

And Mr. Jaan Mohammad does it again!

This guy seems unbeatable!

And only one man stands

in his way to victory.

The Nawab of Chandpur.

He really has a weird style.

Looks around, scratches his head.

Looks like he's ready now.

Ladies and gentlemen,

hold your breath!

Congratulations.

Click a picture. Come on.

Save some for yourself too sir.

You never know when times change.

Even if time changes, desires won't.

My heart and it's little desires..

Don't forget.

You will never let me forget.

Everywhere l look in the mansion..

..l see is your ledger books.

How many times do l tell you?

Last two years, l've been

kneeling at your threshold.

You think it's for

money or property?

No.

The reason is love.

With you.

Allah knows l don't seek

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Vishal Bhardwaj

Vishal Bhardwaj (born 4 August 1965) is an Indian film director, screenwriter, producer, music composer and playback singer. He is known for his work in Hindi cinema, and is the recipient of a Filmfare Award and seven National Film Awards in four categories. Bhardwaj made his debut as a music composer with the children's film Abhay (The Fearless) (1995), and received wider recognition with his compositions in Gulzar's Maachis (1996). He received the Filmfare RD Burman Award for New Music Talent for the latter. He went on to compose music for the films Satya (1998) and Godmother (1999). For the latter, he garnered the National Film Award for Best Music Direction. Bhardwaj made his directorial debut with the children's film Makdee (2002), for which he also composed the music. He garnered critical acclaim and several accolades for writing and directing the Indian adaptations of three tragedies by William Shakespeare: Maqbool (2003) from Macbeth, Omkara (2006) from Othello, and Haider (2014) from Hamlet. He has also directed the caper thriller Kaminey, the black comedy 7 Khoon Maaf (2011), and the satire Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola (2013). In addition, Bhardwaj produces films under his banner VB Pictures. He has co-written and produced the films Ishqiya (2010), its sequel Dedh Ishqiya (2014), and the crime drama Talvar (2015), among others. He has composed the musical score for each of his directorial and production ventures, and frequently collaborates with the lyricist Gulzar. He is married to playback singer Rekha Bhardwaj. more…

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