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Synopsis: Dedh Ishqiya is a 2014 Indian comedy thriller film. Out from jail, Khalujaan a.k.a Iftekhar (Naseeruddin Shah) and Babban (Arshad Warsi) have stolen a necklace made of royal jewels and are on the run. They part ways and meet at the Majidabad palace, where Iftekhar is competing with Urdu poets to win the heart of the nawab's widow Begum Para (Madhuri Dixit). Her quick-witted and mysterious friend and assistant Munniya (Huma Qureshi) slowly warms up to Babban and they together plot a kidnapping. Khalujaan (Naseeruddin Shah)and Babban (Arshad Warsi), the two romantic thieves are back in Dedh Ishqiya, sequel to the acclaimed and successful Ishqiya with their romantic adventures. And this time love will take them through the SEVEN STAGES OF LOVE... with the beautiful and dangerous Madhuri Dixit as Begum Para and Huma Qureshi as Munniya.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Abhishek Chaubey
Production: Shemaroo Entertainment Inc.
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2014
152 min
Website
586 Views


Brother, you can go.

But, don't harm her, please.

Brother...look..

Don't do anything foolish

in a fit of rage.

You need something?

You cannot escape!

No one shoots.

He almost shot me!

You cannot escape.

Close the door, right now!

Fine, close the door.

He's starting the car.

That's as far as you'll get.

Get down!

Begum?

Get down!

Take that helmet off.

Promise me you won't shoot.

Babban!

l swear, Khalu.

You've ruined the entire plan.

Fool! Traitor!

You two-faced son of a gun!

Don't shoot, Khalu. Don't shoot.

Fool.

l warned you..

- What did l do?

l warned you..

lf you harm Begum..

- But..

Didn't l tell you?

What did l do?

lf you harm Begum, l will kill you.

Khalu..

- Who told you to do this?

Who ordered this kidnapping?

l did!

Sir, Babu Khan is on the line.

Greetings Jaan Bhai.

l just came to know..

..was in a movie with my wife..

You swine, find out who did this!

Call up everywhere.

Find out.

Who has dared to rob Jaan Mohammad?

Jaan bhai.

Jaan bhai.

- What is it? Say it. Come on.

The new superintendent is here.

lf you've noted the car's number..

Call up..

- Sir. John!

John Vijay.

When were you posted here?

You can relax, sir.

We'll arrest him.

All the phones are tapped.

As soon as we get the ransom call..

..we'll know the location

of the kidnappers.

What do l say to you?

You're new here.

But, sir.

We will take care of the situation.

You won't do anything on your own.

As soon as you find out,

you will inform me.

l'll do whatever needs to be done.

Okay?

The world is a whore.

A big whore.

Everyone's wearing a mask.

Your sweetheart Begum as well.

The celebration, the competition..

..search for a husband, marriage..

lt was all a sham.

They want money,

and you don't have it.

How did she know l don't have money?

l told her.

Sorry.

Now...

As soon as l found out

about their plan..

Who's plan?

Muniya and Begum. They are partners.

Just like we're partners.

- l am not your partner.

l am not your partner!

Don't act like a girl.

Hear me out.

Their plan is to choose

a rich husband..

..and get kidnapped

right after that.

And as soon as they

get the ransom..

..they disappear into thin air.

l said... if they choose you,

we won't get a penny.

l had to tell them the truth, right?

But there's one thing.

Your Begum's really sweet.

l swear.

As soon as she realised

you're worth nothing..

..she said "Oh my!"

"Now l'll have

to choose Jaan Mohammad."

"Poor Khalu will be heartbroken."

Hey..

- What?

Did she say 'Khalu'?

- No!

She didn't say 'Khalu'.

She called you lftekhar, and fondly.

Like this.

- lftekhar.

lftekhar..

Say it once again.

- Passionately, lftekhar.

Mr. Kidnapper sir.

l am ready to fulfil

all your demands.

But my only request is..

..that you don't harm

my bride-to-be.

For the sake... of the almighty.

Hello.

- Hello, darling.

l am missing you.

How are you?

- l am fine.

Hand over the phone to that pervert.

Hold on.

Please..

- Jaan Bhai!

Jaan Bhai!

10!

The number of fingers

in your Begum's pretty hands.

And not thousand, in millions.

l get it.

Where do l deliver it?

- ln a hurry, are we?

l'll let you know.

- Sir?

Hello!

Hello?

Call up the telephone exchange

and get the address.

Jaan Bhai!

And go with the boys there.

Okay. Hey, come.

Begum!

- She will be okay.

What now?

- She will be fine.

Calm down.

She will be fine.

Tell the bank manager..

..l want 10 million

by tomorrow morning.

Quiet!

- Poor Begum.

Guess what do l have here?

What?

Passport too.

From Honolulu to Timbuktu..

..to Paris to New York

to Moscow to Tokyo.

Muniya and Babban.

Together.

All day, all night.

You've lost your mind.

Should l book the tickets then?

Look. This isn't possible.

Too late now.

Why?

We're now on the sixth stage.

Means?

There are seven stages of love.

Attraction.

lnfatuation.

Romance.

Reverence.

Worship.

And... Obsession!

Obsession's the sixth.

Snafu.

lt's the seventh?

Yes. Snafu.

Snafu is seventh?

ls it okay?

Hey Muniya.

l want to talk to you.

Not right now. Later.

Come on.

Babban! Leave me.

- She'll be right back.

Come on.

- Babban!

What are you doing?

- l want to talk to you.

What are you doing? Babban.

What are you doing? Leave me!

Listen to me.

Look...

l am in love with you.

True love. Really.

That...

That's the problem.

With you boys these days.

You can't tell the difference

between love and sex.

lsn't it?

Sleep with someone once..

..and the next day your heart..

..starts beating in your pants!

Look..

Look friend, it's my mistake.

Forgive me...

for having sex with you.

But don't try to scare me with love.

So, please stay away.

What..

What are you doing?

So, you duped me

to get your job done?

Look...you will get

your share of the money.

Leave me.

- You think l'm a whore?

Wham-bam thank you ma'am!

- Let go.

You think l did it for money?

l did it for you, you wretch.

Get that.

Now l don't want the money either.

l will show the world

who you really are.

The ugly truth behind

this pretty face!

Let go.

Muniya!

Are you okay?

(Local Radio Announcement)

We're now at the

seventh stage of love.

What's that?

Death.

Here you go.

Once more..

lt's cold down here.

Lets ask them for some heat.

Careful!

You promised, Jaan Mohammad!

You will let me go

once the Begum chooses you.

You're going back

on your word, fool.

Face me if you can.

Bloody hell!

Hello, Boss.

- Yes. Rafiq.

This is the vegetable market.

These guys are professionals.

l'm sure they have

Begum somewhere secure.

l am from ltaly.

My mother and Sonia Gandhi

studied together in school.

lf my mother finds out,

you'll be dead.

Should l come back brother?

- Okay.

You..

Another word

and l blow your brains out.

l see. Do it.

Blow my brains out if you can.

Shoot!

Look, ltalvi. l'm warning you.

You fraud Nawab!

Hello Superintendent sir.

Make special tea for sir.

Greetings, Liyaqat bhai.

Qais, you?

You're still in jail?

l'll escape from court today.

l've bribed these scoundrels.

- What?

Sir.

lftekhar Hussain aka Khalujaan.

And Razaq Hussan aka Babban.

They work for Mushtaq

Qureshi in Bhopal.

Put the money back in the bank.

Begum Para is our responsibility.

l think l told you

not to do anything.

Sir, it's our duty.

Can't you understand the language?

Sir. l can arrest

you for misbehaving..

..with a police officer on duty.

Why you.. you will arrest me!

Sir. Sir. Sir.

- You will arrest me?

Sir. Sir. Sir.

- Me. Jaan Mohammad.

You scoundrel.

Wait a sec, sir.

- You Mother..

Look who is here to see you.

Greetings, brother.

Just a few hours more.

Once we get the money...

..you are free to go,

with your share.

l regret that you got

involved in this mess.

lf you really love me

then please eat it.

lftekhar.

Love is not for me anymore lftekhar.

l can be someone's well-wisher.

Someone's confidant, friend..

But not a lover.

But you can be an imposter.

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Vishal Bhardwaj

Vishal Bhardwaj (born 4 August 1965) is an Indian film director, screenwriter, producer, music composer and playback singer. He is known for his work in Hindi cinema, and is the recipient of a Filmfare Award and seven National Film Awards in four categories. Bhardwaj made his debut as a music composer with the children's film Abhay (The Fearless) (1995), and received wider recognition with his compositions in Gulzar's Maachis (1996). He received the Filmfare RD Burman Award for New Music Talent for the latter. He went on to compose music for the films Satya (1998) and Godmother (1999). For the latter, he garnered the National Film Award for Best Music Direction. Bhardwaj made his directorial debut with the children's film Makdee (2002), for which he also composed the music. He garnered critical acclaim and several accolades for writing and directing the Indian adaptations of three tragedies by William Shakespeare: Maqbool (2003) from Macbeth, Omkara (2006) from Othello, and Haider (2014) from Hamlet. He has also directed the caper thriller Kaminey, the black comedy 7 Khoon Maaf (2011), and the satire Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola (2013). In addition, Bhardwaj produces films under his banner VB Pictures. He has co-written and produced the films Ishqiya (2010), its sequel Dedh Ishqiya (2014), and the crime drama Talvar (2015), among others. He has composed the musical score for each of his directorial and production ventures, and frequently collaborates with the lyricist Gulzar. He is married to playback singer Rekha Bhardwaj. more…

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