Definitely, Maybe Page #4
Here's a list of Madison graduates
in the New York area.
These people earn 200 grand plus a year.
We have a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser
on Monday with 15 empty tables.
I can't have that, Hayes.
I need you to sell five of them.
Hold on. No more coffee, bagels?
- We'll see how this goes, okay?
- Gareth.
- What?
- Thank you. I'm really happy right now.
- Okay, Hayes.
- Okay.
- There's the desk.
- Look at that. Yeah.
Yeah, that's funny, the toilet paper.
That's good because it's ironic.
Yeah, that's right, everybody. My desk.
Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.
And I have a phone. And this empty basket.
No, no, no, I really don't agree
that the Governor has a character problem,
Mrs. Perleman.
Did you know that
marijuana use should be legalized?
Hello?
No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.
Besides, did you know that
the majority of Americans believe
that the Vietnam War
was just a terrible idea?
Both legs.
Wow, I am sorry. You must miss them.
Yes, I understand your concern,
but I think you should remember
that the Governor comes from
a town called Hope.
And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...
No, no, I know it's corny, but I also think
that sometimes corny is exactly
what this country needs.
That would be wonderful. No, thank you.
Two seats.
Okay, great. Thank you, Mr. Bishop.
Yeah, the dinner's next Thursday.
Yes, when I spoke with Hillary this morning
she said that she wanted to get to know
our most important supporters.
No, I think you'd definitely
enjoy meeting her.
Yeah.
An entire table? No, that is very possible.
I'll put you down for one table, then.
That sounds great.
Okay, I look forward
to seeing you next Thursday.
Okay, thank you.
I just sold an entire table for $50,000.
That's my guy, Will. My guy.
Toilet paper guy! Toilet paper guy!
Good evening, gentlemen.
Pack of Reds, please.
Christ.
Tell us the truth, my friend.
- Did that Clinton inhale or not?
- What does it matter?
That's like if your girlfriend catches you
in bed with another woman, then you say,
"But we didn't do it."
- What, is that gonna matter to her?
- Yeah, it does. Hi.
- Hello.
- Pack of American Eagles, blue, please.
for a pack of cigarettes?
They don't put as many chemicals in them.
- So those are healthy cigarettes.
- Something like that.
So if there's not as many chemicals in them,
they should cost less, not more,
don't you think?
They put saltpeter in your cigarettes,
which make them burn faster,
which make you smoke more.
Which means, at the end of the day,
your cigarettes actually cost more, not less.
Copy girl,
what I think you're actually paying for
is the picture of the eagle
Some reassuring idea about your lifestyle.
The rest is pretty much crap.
- You wanna bet?
- Sure.
- 20 bucks.
- I got 20 bucks.
Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.
- Really?
- Yeah.
That's funny.
In a minute, I'll have 40.
Okay, we have to inhale at the same time
for the same amount of time.
- Yep.
- Ready, steady, go.
- It's my birthday today.
- Happy birthday.
Why aren't you out celebrating?
My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out
for dinner and then to a party.
But at last minute, he gets a gig in Philly,
which, of course, he takes 'cause...
Truth is he's far more interested in being
the next Kurt Cobain
than being my boyfriend.
Who's Kurt Cobain?
You're kidding me!
What?
Smoke.
Oh.
- Look at that.
- Look at that.
- All right.
- No, come on.
The satisfaction of me being right
and you being wrong
is more than enough for me.
Well, I never welsh on a bet,
so I'll tell you what.
I'll take you out for dinner,
for a birthday dinner.
- What do you say?
- Like a date?
No, I didn't mean it like that.
Like an "I feel sorry for you
"because it's your birthday
and you have no plans" dinner.
- You know, one of those.
- Well, I'll tell you what.
You can take me to this party
I have to go to,
because there's no way
I can face going alone.
Yeah, I'm gonna go head over...
Whoa.
I think I'm a little out of my league here.
Yes, you are.
So Emily is what, like,
your college sweetheart?
- It's amazing how you do that.
- What?
The way you take the simplest statement,
and then you twist it with
a completely negative connotation.
- It's really, actually, impressive. I'm amazed.
- I didn't mean to do that.
- But I understand. I get it.
- I actually think it's very sweet.
- See, you did it again.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- I don't even know I'm doing it.
It's probably hard for you to imagine
a relationship based on mutual respect
without even the slightest hint of
whatever you call it, masochism.
Well, if your deal with Emily
is so gosh darn wonderful,
then why don't you just marry her?
What's stopping you?
Nothing.
- Wow.
- Wow.
She gets it tomorrow. I made a reservation
at some fancy French restaurant
on the Upper East Side.
Oh, my God. You're doing it
in front of a room full of strangers?
- Yeah, I am. What's wrong with that?
- No, nothing. I think it shows confidence.
What are you gonna say?
- I'm still working on it. I don't know.
- Oh, you should work on it with me.
You should practice with me.
I'm really good at that. I will be Emily.
I'm Emily, your college sweetheart.
Is there something you wanted to ask me?
- Emily...
- Wait! You've got to get down on your knee.
No, I'm not getting down on my knee.
She'll like it.
She'll like seeing you down on your knee.
- I'm not getting down on my knee.
- Such a mistake. Okay.
- Emily.
- Yes, William.
Don't make me laugh. Emily,
will you,
um,
marry me?
- No.
- Oh, my God.
Well, what do you mean,
"Will you, um, marry me?"
I haven't seen you in weeks!
You don't look happy or excited
about the prospect of our marriage!
You're asking me to give up my freedom,
my joie de vivre
for an institution that fails
as often as it succeeds?
And why should I marry you, anyway?
I mean, why do you wanna marry me?
Besides some bourgeois desire to fulfill
an ideal that society embeds in us
from an early age to promote
a consumer capitalist agenda?
Oh!
Oh, my God!
- You should've got on your knee!
- Just shut up!
Here.
I wanna marry you
because you're the first person
that I want to look at
when I wake up in the morning
and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.
Because the first time
that I saw these hands,
I couldn't imagine
not being able to hold them.
But mainly, when you love someone
as much as I love you
getting married is the only thing left to do.
So will you...
Um...
marry me?
Definitely. Maybe.
I have to think about it.
Walk me home?
- Do you want a cup of tea?
- Yeah. I'd love one.
Hey.
How come you have so many copies
of Jane Eyre?
- It's a long story.
- Really?
It seems to be about 300 pages or so.
Seriously, why?
For my 13th birthday,
I wanted a pair of gold stud earrings,
a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre.
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