Delirious Page #2
and still sexy as sh*t I might add.
Yeah, I want her autograph.
Autographs are for peons.
Try it out. Get in.
- How's that feel?
- This is perfect.
- Comfortable?
- This is great, man.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Feels good, right?
- Yeah.
Now you got your own private room.
Les, I don't know how to thank you.
- I really appreciate it.
- It's alright. Come on!
We got work to do. Come on.
- Hey Trudy, it's Galantine.
- Hey.
I'm just confirming,
you put me on the list, right?
- Yeah.
- Great. Under your name, right?
I got all the gear in the back.
Get the camera out of the bag.
Alright, we take this bad boy
in case we need it later.
Put that in there.
Be very careful.
Tailgate party.
Hey, that's not a toy.
Let me show you something.
Let's say I need to get into one
of these f***in' ritzy parties.
All I got to do is I put this on.
I pour a little water in here
and I get to stroll right in
past these f***in' a**holes.
And I look like a real guest.
That's great.
All right.
Look, rule number one...
don't let anybody crowd me.
Alright?
Use your elbows if you have to.
Give them a little thing.
- All right.
- Show me. Let me see you do it.
Use your elbows.
Do it!
Just f***in' do it!
Let me see how you do it.
Alright! Good.
You ready, assistant?
- Yeah.
- Ready? Let's go.
Get in there.
- Yo, Les. How you doing, man?
- Good.
- I got your spot right here.
- Thanks.
That's my assistant!
- Well, stay the f*** off my foot.
- They're all inside.
Del Toro, Sara Jessica's in the
house, all the f***in' Sopranos...
Yeah. Diddy's in there too.
Oh, hey, check it out!
Chuck Sirloin!
What's up guys?
Eyes here!
Who's the arm candy?
Gang, I got to go to work.
You guys, easy on the carbs.
Stick with The Beef.
Where you going?
Les Galantine. People Magazine.
How you doing? I'm on the list.
- What list are you on?
- I'm sorry. I'm on Trudi's list.
- Right there. Plus one. Alright?
- Follow me.
Listen, don't lose me.
Alright? Stick close.
Don't get distracted by all these
hot chicks. They're useless to us.
Help me spot people,
you know, the money shots.
Like Lil Kim,
Chuck Sirloin, Diddy...
First chance you get find out
where they keep the Goody Bags.
Cameron Diaz?
No! The gift bags.
You know, where they keep
all the great stuff.
Oh, the gift bags.
I don't see anybody out here.
VIP room. That's
where they are. Come on.
Step back.
What up, dog?
How you doing, man? I'm sorry.
Les Galantine. I'm on the list.
No, you're not.
Sweetheart, I know you're doing your
job. I'm just trying to do my job.
- Can you just take another look?
- I don't need to. You're not on.
What's Feldman doing inside?
Anybody inside is on the list.
Hi, it's Megan.
Hey, it's Gabi.
Listen. has Jace come in yet?
Okay, because we're here. Yeah.
He's not here.
I don't care. Okay?
I'm not going in.
That shithead!
I can't believe it.
Give me my phone.
I'm going to call him.
No. You are not going
to call him. Get off!
- Listen to me.
- Just forget him.
The best thing for you to do
right now is to go out there
and you show everybody
how OK you really are.
E, Entertainment Tonight,
you show them how strong you are.
No Access Hollywood?
Yes, Access Hollywood at
the after-after-Party. Huh?
Now, where's
my little Booboo's smile?
See.
Look. will you just go get Trudy?
Tell her I'm on the list.
She's busy.
Step aside, please.
Everyone, please step aside.
Excuse me.
K'harma, this way please!
I see Trudy in there.
Can you just please
walk in, point
to me and she'll say...
Are you f***ing deaf?! You're not on
the list! what don't you understand?
What don't I understand?
I don't understand why I have to
talk to a f***in' peon like you!
Get out!
Get your hands off me, man!
One scumfuck coming out!
Les, come on back.
I saved your spot.
You got yourself a lawsuit, pal!
You just broke my thumb.
Your thumb's not broken.
Beat it before I call the cops.
Call the cops,
you f***in' Nazi bastard!
- Where's my assistant?!
- I'm right here.
Get this f***er's name.
We'll see you in court, tough guy!
Alright, tough guy.
What's your name?
Sieg Heil, motherf***er,
that's my name.
Hey, get your f***in' hands off me!
Get out of here.
F***! Dammit!
It's scratched, man.
Les, I'm sorry.
A good assistant
would've caught this stuff.
I'm sorry.
I was trying to catch it.
- That guy just came...
- Give me the Palm.
- Goddammit! Give me the Palm.
- What?
The stylus just fell out.
You gave it to me upside down.
- What's the?
- The thing you write on.
F***. Just look for it.
It's the thin thing.
Did you get the Goody Bags?
Oh sh*t. No. I forgot.
What did I?!
You know what?
I don't know
if this is going to work out.
What you busting my balls for?
I told you I got to stay
in the city tonight.
'Cause I got to take him to the
plastic surgeon in the morning.
'Cause he's Chuck Sirloin,
that's why.
He's getting an operation.
On his wang.
He's got a hook to the right in it
and he's getting it
straightened out.
I'm not lying.
He's very concerned about this, OK?
I'm going to be at 131 Lex.
Listen, Deedee,
I can't take it anymore.
It's a red f***in' door!
We're getting that shot.
We'll stay up all night
if we have to. You with me?
Yeah.
Beef, we're going
to get you tonight!
Coming to get you, Beef.
- There it is.
- The red f***in' door.
Listen, he comes out that door
we got about 5 seconds to get him.
And it's totally legal.
He's on a public sidewalk
and I just happen
to be sitting here with a camera.
Yeah, right.
It's totally legal.
Watch that door.
Watching the door.
Watching the door.
You like being an assistant?
It's kind of fun, right?
Yeah, I like it.
It's fun.
Alright.
Come on, you got to keep
your eye on that door, right?
Alright.
We're going to
get ourselves a picture.
F***!
Turn around.
- There he is!
- Easy!
All right, all right.
Come on.
Come on.
I can't find the phone!
Hold on, baby, I'm coming.
Get him up, get him up.
Move your ass!
F***!
Yo Beef!
Okay.
Yo, Beef, you want to turn around
while I do this. A little privacy?
Oh, sorry.
I just can't wait
to see this picture.
Chuck Sirloin.
I used to watch his show.
Alright, turn around.
Grab a chair.
Watch and learn.
- What's that thing?
- That's the disk.
Ok, there's the shots.
It's so good!
- Watch this.
- Oh, my god!
There it is. The shot heard
'round the world. Right there.
- That shot is awesome, Les!
- Isn't it?
- It's so good.
- You know why?
I've got the laser eye.
- Yeah, you do.
- It's a blessing.
It's also a curse,
because sometimes I see too much.
Yeah.
Cool.
Hey, don't touch anything!
You're here to learn. Okay?
- I was just wondering...
- Well, I'm showing you. Okay?
Take it easy.
Alright, we send it
to my friend Betsey
at Looking Glass.
Send. There it goes.
What do we do now?
Now we sit and wait
for the offers to come in.
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