Demonic Toys Page #3

You know what I really

want Judith?

A body to hang my soul in, a

real body, blood and bones.

What are you talking about?

Right now, I'm weak.

My spirit is bound by the

walls of this warehouse.

It's taken all my strength

just to animate these toys.

Even that took 66 years of rest.

66 years since the last

time I tried to be born.

Push harder, come on.

Easy, okay, that's right dear.

It's all right.

You're going to be all right.

[Pause]

Oh, he's not going

to make it.

Such a beautiful child.

It's no use, he's dead.

Better luck next

time little friend.

Perhaps we'll meet another time.

Don't blame yourself dear.

You did the best you could.

I'll see who it is.

Trick or treat.

Goodness!

What wonderful costumes,

darling, see?

No.

Would you like

something better than candy?

Yeah.

Good, I have a very

special surprise for you.

Now, he is like a seed

and you must plant him

and take very good care

of him, do you understand?

Yes.

Come, dear.

Now, that way, he will grow big

and strong and when he's ready,

he will find a little

baby to grow inside of.

And then he can finally be born.

Thank you.

I've been imprisoned in

that corpse for 66 years,

waiting for something

to set me free.

Your friend's blood

did the trick.

You see, in order for me

to take on a human form.

I have to be born like human.

At the moment of

birth, I ride shotgun

down the old birth canal.

And I come out instead, Judith

or should I call you Mom?

What the hell are

you talking about?

You know.

Have you forgotten so soon?

What?

You're pregnant,

31 days to be exact.

That's why I've lured you here.

Oh no.

I'm going to be a dad, Jud.

We should have never

moved in together.

You just don't take

me seriously anymore.

Oh Matt.

Oh baby, help me.

[Crying & Laughter]

Even now, I'm taking

care of your friends

in the air conditioning shafts.

After I'm done with them...

No!

Then they'll come for you.

Then we could do the next thing.

No! No!

Don't worry Judith,

the pain won't last long.

I'll speed up the birth.

You can be the proud mother of

a brand new demon by sunrise.

No!

Then blood's really

going to run.

[Noise]

[Music & Noise]

[Singing] Mercy do-si do-si

Dons sit there around the ivy.

Oh f*** Mercy Dons.

I like you, will you

be my special friend?

Playtime!

.9 Bummer!

[Music & Noise]

No!

[Noise]

[Music & Noise]

F*** you, you little sh*t!

[Music & Noise]

Come on!

[Noise]

Look out!

[Noise]

Hey! You're f***ing

up my make up.

You're getting me hot,

you brat [laughter].

Oh man!

Telephone, the phone.

Oh f***, it's dead.

We're trapped, what the

f*** are we going to do?

Oh God!

Oh my God!

A gun. Charnetski's got

a shotgun in the closet.

Hurry, come on.

I'm hurrying!

It's okay, it's over.

No, it's not.

It's not over.

Sh*t!

Don't look now.

Anne!

Oopsy Daisy!

Missed me.

God.

Give it up, Mark.

Each death just makes

me stronger.

I'm a demon kid,

it's my specialty.

How do you want your

death served up to you?

You want that chunk

style or extra crispy?

Everything you've seen up to

now has only been a warm up.

Wait till I really get rolling.

Hello Mark!

No Mark.

You're not shy are you?

It sort of brings a tear

to your eye, don't it?

Are we having fun yet?

It's not real!

Oh god!

I'll take that.

You know, I was just saying

to myself, Lincoln old boy.

You need yourself a gun

and look at what happens.

Mister fast food king

himself comes strolling

around the corner with

the answer to my prayers.

How did...

How? I played

the old Houdini act

on your lady friend

back there, chicken boy.

Yeah! Now, it's time to take

care of you, little buddy.

Wait a minute man.

We got to stick together,

those things are everywhere.

I'm just doing what the

voices inside my head tell me

to do kid.

So they say "Blow your

f***ing brains out."

I'll blow your f***ing

brains out!

Nothing personal,

you understand?

I just haven't been

myself lately.

[Singing] Kill me 92.

Just when things were

getting interesting.

[Pause]

Are you okay?

But you said you want

to bring him in alive?

I lied.

[Singing] Who is a

little child there box?

One with all the golden mom.

You shut the f*** up!

I'm getting sick of this

in a major f***ing way!

Come on, we got

to get out of here.

Where's Anne?

Dead. She, she got

nailed in the office.

Okay. It's just the

two of us, let's do it.

The toys got into the

loading door controls.

There's no way out of

here until the morning.

Well, we can't wait

until the morning.

That thing's getting

stronger by the minute.

I don't understand what the

hell that thing wants from us.

My baby.

What?

I'm pregnant.

This thing came to me in my

mind and told me what he wanted.

He wants to take

over my unborn child.

And why the hell does

he need the rest of us?

Because these deaths

makes him more powerful.

Well that's great.

That's just f***ing perfect.

I have to get my head blown off

by some junior demon is a

f***ing hard off for you.

It's not my fault.

But maybe I could just save

him the trouble and kill myself.

Why don't you?

Shut the f*** up!

I wasn't talking to

you, motherf***er!

Let's get out of here.

Almost time.

Charge!

Sh*t!

You got me.

F***!

I'm dying.

Pull! [Gunshot]

You're f***ing dead.

You can't kill me.

Oh, give me a break.

I can't believe it.

Mother of Satan, could

this be the f***ing end

of Baby Oopsy Daisy?

So f***ing watch.

Jesus Christ.

Oh my god!

No!

I win.

I win.

War.

War.

War.

Hi Jud.

You know I only have

eyes for you.

No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! Matt.

Hello Judith, don't

cry, you could make it.

You know, it just wouldn't

be a show without you.

Oh, God!

Help me!

This isn't so bad, is it?

No, please, no!

[Music]

My dear friend Mr. Cable

was nice enough to tie you up.

Or should I call him dad?

All right.

You little sh*t!

I've had enough of this.

Now, let the lady go.

Hi Mark.

Thanks for coming.

[Growling]

Where was I?

Oh yes. Let me slip

into something a little

more comfortable before the

fun begins.

There. That's much better.

No!

Relax. I'm going to make

you give birth to me Judith.

You might even enjoy this.

First, I'm going to crawl on

top of you and do the nesting.

Then, I'll be inside your womb.

I'm going to eat the

soul of your baby

and take his shell for my own.

Then I'll induce labor.

Before the night is

through, I'll be born

in a human body,

flesh and blood.

No!

Such a pretty mother

you're going to make.

I've waited 66 years for this,

trapped in the earth

on this very spot.

No, no, no!

Don't worry you pretty little

head, it'll all be over soon.

You won't survive

the birth of course.

No!

I can assure you of that.

[Music & Crying]

Come on, start.

[Noise]

[Crying]

[Noise]

You! No.

That's impossible!

[Engine Screeching]

Here I come, you

motherf***er!

[Engine Screeching]

No! No!

Get away from her.

Ace tops king.

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