Demoted Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 94 min
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Not you two.
Right here,
this is an honest,
genuine laugh.
Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm packing up my sh*t.
Yeah, don't you think
There's nothing to talk about.
Demoted to secretaries? F*** that.
We're out of here.
I know exactly what you're thinking,
but don't worry.
Everything's gonna be fine.
We're gonna grab some breakfast,
charge up the old batteries,
hit the pavement,
and find some new jobs.
Everything will be hunky-dory.
Who wouldn't hire us?
gentlemen--
your resumes aren't great.
It does look like you have some
decent sales experience here.
over at Treadline,
maybe a reference
of some sort?
A reference?
Yeah, that's-- that's gonna be
a bit of a problem.
Our reference sort of died.
( Chuckles )
Yeah, it's a long story.
There was drinking
and strippers
and we might have
inadvertently killed him.
Rodney:
No criminal chargeshave been filed of any kind.
- We're not sure.
- No, no.
- I'm pretty sure we're in the clear.
- Well, we're not totally sure,
so fingers crossed.
- Get the f*** out of here.
- Thank you.
Mike:
This sucks.
Rodney:
What if this is just temporary?Maybe I can fix this.
A couple of days,
a week or two at the most--
bam!
We get our old jobs back.
What if you can't fix it?
What if we're stuck being secretaries?
Rodney:
Relax.How bad can this be?
We start at 8:
00 a.m. sharp,finish at 6:
00,15-minute breaks
and half-hour lunches.
I hope that's not going
to be a problem.
Yeah, actually, we're more
on the 9:
00 to 5:00 schedule.Farrell was cool with that.
Sometimes 10:
00 to 4:00,depending on if we're hung over.
He's dead.
You're on my schedule now--
8:
00 a.m., no excuses.And try to look
a little more professional.
I prefer comfort
to professional.
Maybe you prefer
my foot up your ass.
Let's motor on.
We're expected to keep this break room
neat and tidy at all times.
Yes, we're the little elves that wash
the dishes in that sink.
We're expected to keep
the donuts stocked
and the coffee fresh
every morning,
which is why we don't drink and eat
all the coffee and the donuts.
The secretaries have
their own break room.
Rodney:
Are you kidding?
Mike:
I don't think she's kidding.Isn't this a storage closet?
Rodney:
There's no TV in here.
How are we supposed to watch
"Sports Center"?
- There's no donuts.
- No.
Donut-free zone.
We're all on diets.
Ugh. This is bad.
No donuts.
The phone system
is a nightmare.
The filing system's even worse.
Our computers are pieces of crap,
so, you know, deal with it.
Oh, and on Fridays,
all the girls like
for a book club.
At least that's what
we tell our husbands.
But...
( laughs )
we usually go to Bennigan's
for happy hour, though.
( Chuckles )
In case you're ever interested.
Oh, thanks,
but we actually have
- our own happy hour spot we go to.
- Oh.
Yeah, one that has
half-naked women
swinging around on poles,
which is awesome.
Well, not just on poles.
They kind of get on all fours and--
If you're into
that sort of thing,
which we're not,
so we only go for the buffet.
Oh, I'm sure.
Well, I think it's time for you
to meet your new bosses.
Well, you know as well as I do,
anything that's gonna boost production
is gonna make me
happy as a clam.
You got it, Chuck.
( Knocks )
Yeah, hey, let me call you back
in a little bit, you old son of a b*tch.
All right.
Mr. Frank, I'd like to introduce you
to Rodney McAdams,
your new secretary.
Uh, no, thanks, sweetheart.
Tell Kenny that the manufacturing
department
would like someone
who's just a little bit more
perky on top,
if you know what I mean.
Well, I do, Mr. Frank.
I know exactly what you mean.
Yee-haw.
But unfortunately,
Mr. Castro has asked
that Rodney be assigned to you,
so happy trails.
Well, have a seat, Nancy.
Actually, it's Rodney, sir.
Yeah, whatever.
A male secretary, huh?
Sh*t, you might as well
just have your balls cut off.
Oh, yeah.
Can I help you?
Hey, sister. Wrong office.
I've already been assigned to this guy.
Excuse me?
This guy's covered, all set.
You'd better go find yourself
another boss.
Would you grab me a cup of coffee
while you're out there,
while I'm waiting around
for this a-hole?
Oh, good.
You're both here.
Mike Murphy, meet Elizabeth Holland--
your new boss.
By the way, this a-hole
likes her coffee black, no sugar.
- ( Yelps )
- ( chuckles )
Thanks.
So who did you get?
Some outside accountant corporate's
brought in to audit the books.
That's what you got to do.
Dude, what the f***?
- Hey, Castro.
- Rodney:
Hey, hey, hey.- Hey, Castro. Are you guys kidding?
- Oh, whoopsy-doopsy.
Sorry, guys,
I'm afraid there's no more room.
- What's going on?
- No, no, no, Castro.
We always sit here, okay?
Everybody knows this is our table.
Oh, yeah? Is that right?
Well, guess what. Not any more,
'cause maybe I'd like to sit here
once in a while.
You know, why don't you
go sit with the secretaries--
you know, where you belong?
( Chuckles )
Go on.
You'll fit right in.
Oh, one other thing:
I'm gonna have to ask you to turn in
your softball uniforms.
- You're gonna kick us off the team?
- Yeah.
What, is everybody on board
with this?
How about you, Kline?
What did he offer you
to stab us in the back--
a pay raise,
your own private parking spot?
A parking--
yeah, a parking spot
What about you, O'Donnell?
What did you get?
Oh, wait, let me guess-
a hand job?
Look,
Kline and O'Donnell
are smart men.
They know who signs
the paychecks.
Yeah? And they sure as sh*t
don't want to end up like you two.
And I don't think
they're alone.
See, certain people around here
have had to put up with you clowns
'cause they had to,
'cause you were Farrell's
golden boys.
Well, guess what.
That old f***er's dead.
That makes you
just my b*tches.
You cannot turn this entire company
against us, Castro.
Oh, yeah? Well, I can
sure as hell try, McAdams.
Now why don't you two beat it
before I have you restocking
the tampon machines?
( laughing )
Whoa! Ta-dah!
Hey, Kline.
Yeah, bye-bye.
- Toodle-00.
Don't let it hit you on the ass
when the door--
I mean, if you're going out.
Hey, ladies.
How's it going?
Our table's a bit crowded today.
Do you mind if we join you?
Oh, I'm saving these
for somebody.
You boys don't want
to sit here anyway.
All we do is talk
about makeup and diets.
We'd probably bore
the hell out of you.
Don't cry.
They should cry.
Now they get to see
what it feels like.
They did the same thing
to everybody else,
and now they get a taste
of their own medicine.
Mike:
This blows.
It's not great.
J' You'd never met me,
not seen me before J'
J' But you knew all about me
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