Demoted Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 2011
- 94 min
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J' You had me figured,
yeah, you knew J'
J' I'm the kind of boy
to go crazy for you... J'
Let's face it--
Castro's got us by the balls.
That's true.
Oh, sh*t.
It's Jennifer's dad
and his teen bride.
I know, I know.
I'm gonna get you one.
- Encore.
- Yes, sir.
Mr. Daniels,
looking dapper as usual.
Rodney, at the bar as usual.
Hi, cutie.
- How are you doing?
- Good.
Good.
You're looking good,
really good.
Stop eye-f***ing
my wife, son.
- ( Wife chuckles) Oh, J.R.
- Sure.
What the hell
is the matter with you?
Good to see you,
Mr. Daniels.
Wow.
What a prick.
Are you absolutely certain
you want to marry into that?
After all the sh*t
that's gone down,
J.R.'s just the start
of my problems.
What about you?
You're just as screwed as I am.
- You still live with your parents.
- I do not live with my parents.
I live in an apartment
which they happen to live above.
- You live in their basement.
- It's not their basement, okay?
It's my basement--
a subterranean loft.
Rodney.
Mr. Daniels.
You know, Rodney,
I didn't come in here
because I needed to take a whiz.
- You didn't?
- No, I didn't.
I thought it was time
I had a little chitchat
with my future son-in-law.
Oh, you mind giving me a little
second to finish up here?
Look at me, Rodney.
You've got your thing going on
over there. I've got my thing--
I said look at me.
Jesus.
- Look at it.
- What?
I said look at it.
I said-- don't you dare
look me in the eyes.
Look at it.
Don't-- don't you look me
in the eyes, I said.
- Look at it.
- This is crazy.
You want to see crazy, son?
Look-- look at it--
- Okay, okay.
- --with both eyes, both eyes.
Now don't you look up.
Don't you even think about looking up.
That's it.
You keep staring at it.
You want to be a real man?
You start by studying
a real man.
That's right.
Take it all in.
Pretty impressive, huh?
You know the sad part, son?
You're smart enough
to be running that place.
But what have you done there,
at that little tire company?
( Muttering )
Last summer,
they were thinking about
giving me my own
parking space.
Just like I thought.
You haven't done sh*t
and you never will.
Oh, and, Rodney,
I just got you
to stare at my penis.
( laughing )
Unbelievable.
Where have you been?
I was in the bathroom having
a heart-to-heart with your father.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah. No, we talked.
He threatened me, made me stare
you know, typical future son-in-law,
father-in-law kind of stuff.
Okay, honey,
what's wrong with you?
You're acting weird.
You're sweating. You're pale.
Are you sick?
No, no, I'm not sick.
I'm just stressed out
with work--
stupid work stuff, okay?
I've been meaning to tell you.
It's just not the right place
to tell you--
- right here, you know?
- What?
Look, something big
went down at work.
Okay '
Why don't you share your big
work news with everybody, Rodney?
Oh, no, that's all right, J.R.
No one wants to hear about that stuff.
Sure, they do-- I mean, especially
if it's about your parking spot.
No, it's all right.
Really, no one wants to hear--
- No, no, no, no.
- ( glass clinks)
Attention, everyone.
Apparently Rodney has
some very big work news
he'd like to share with all of us.
No, no, really, J.R.
It's really not-- it's so boring.
You don't want to hear about it.
Party on.
Baby, it's okay.
We're all family here.
What is it?
Yeah, family, Rodney.
- I got a promotion.
- Oh, honey.
- Yes.
- That's great.
I'm so happy for you.
Why didn't you tell me?
you know?
- Jennifer:
Oh, God.- Oh, sh*t.
-( Beeps )
- Radio D.J.:
It's Monday. Wake up--J' When your feet hit the street,
does your heart start to sink J'
J' Knowing all
that you've been in? J'
( blows horn )
Mike, come on.
J' When the high starts to fade J'
J' If the boys want to die,
you let 'em... J'
That's it!
You are a terrible secretary.
You know that.
I know that.
Next thing you know, you're gonna be
cleaning out the f***ing shitter.
J' When you're staring
out the front J'
J' You might die young... J'
( line beeping )
Jesus.
Help. Help.
Listen, I'm gonna tell you one thing:
You don't know how to type.
You don't know how to fax.
I'll tell you why you can't do it later.
a f***ing later.
You're a sorry
piece of sh*t.
J' We're out on the other side
tonight J'
J' Standing on the edge
J' Falling off the ledge,
J' Another night,
another night J'
J' Out on the other side... J'
( men lau Qh' om mg )
Ow. My balls hurt
from spilling coffee--
third-degree burns.
Well, at least your hands
from filing all day.
Oh, my God, those are nasty.
You should get that checked out.
Rough week, girls?
See you Monday.
We can't keep going on
like this.
There's got to be
a better way.
No.
Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
It's our only shot.
Let's go.
F***.
- He's sensitive.
- He's not.
Hey, guys.
We're here for the book club.
Jane invited us.
I did,
but that was
before Mike said
that he likes
to go to bars with--
I don't know.
What was it?
Half-naked women
swinging on poles?
Oh, no, he didn't.
Ain't no half-naked women
swinging around on no poles here.
Mm-mm.
A couple more of these, and I can
make that happen for you, Betty.
( laughs )
- You know I will.
- Save it.
We just wanted to say
that we realize
that we've treated you
pretty shitty over these years.
- Oh, pretty shitty?
- Okay, fine. Very shitty.
- And we're really sorry for that.
- Yeah.
We had no idea how hard yourjobs
were until this week.
Castro is making our lives
a living hell.
We suck as secretaries.
I mean, look at this guy's hands.
We just really are
at the point
that we'd love to have
a little bit of your help, please.
They look infected.
What do you think, Jane?
What's in it for us?
An-- anything you want.
- What-- what can we help you with?
- Yeah, what've you got?
I don't want to hear it.
I'm serious.
Oh, come on, the secretary league
has some good players.
Don't even.
This is some "League of Their Own"
bullshit, and you know it.
See "All My Children" yesterday?
Come on, pretty girl, right here.
Tina, come on--
Have they even won a game?
No, I don't think so.
Well, let's get this over with.
(sighs )
( game playing on TV)
Oh, hi, honey.
- L-ley-
- HEY-
What are you doing
home so early?
I thought tonight was softball.
Yeah, it was. I just didn't feel
like going after, that's all.
- Oh, that's a first.
- Yeah.
Oh, let me get this.
Give me your uniform.
Oh, no, I got these.
They're just covered in mud
You don't want to touch them.
What's all this?
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