Deranged Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1974
- 84 min
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Gonna have to put you
back together
like that old egg in the fairy story.
I'm glad you're home.
Here's your Bible.
Your bell.
So he brought her home.
And what now?
Now he intended to restore her.
And to that purpose
he began reading everything he could
about embalming... taxidermy.
But it wasn't an easy job.
His mother had been buried
for over a year now.
There were lots of repairs to make.
with fish skin, with wax,
with any substance which he thought
resembled human flesh.
It wasn't until later
that the idea of using
'Ironically enough,
it was his friend and neighbour
'who accidentally gave him
the inspiration.'
God is great, God is good,
let us thank him for this food.
Amen.
Oh, and please take good care
of old Miss Johnson.
Pass the bread to Ezra,
will you, Brad?
What's the matter
with old Miss Johnson?
She kicked the bucket.
She didn't kick the bucket.
She passed away.
My Miss Johnson?
- The very same one.
- I don't believe that.
It's right here in today's paper.
Here it is.
The funeral was this afternoon.
That lady taught me
and in the sixth grade.
Taught Ez, too.
Remember that, Ez,
back in sixth grade?
Used to call her
"old flannel face".
- Remember that, Ez?
- No, sir.
Yeah, that's her, all right.
Here. Remember her, Ez?
Oh, that's...
that's old Miss Johnson there.
What's she doing
in the newspaper?
Dang it, Ez,
I just told you she's dead.
You mean they put her in the paper
just 'cause she's dead?
What's the matter with you, Ez?
That's her danged obituary.
Her what?
Don't tell me you don't know
what's an obituary.
If that don't beat all.
Well, look, when a body dies,
they take all the information
and they put it in the newspaper
in the obituary section.
and where they're being buried
and all that kind of stuff.
You mean I can find out
where and when
somebody's been buried
on the very same day?
Light at the end of the tunnel,
all right, yes, siree.
You're right, Ez.
Well, I'm gonna look into that.
I'd rather read
the sports section, myself.
Not me. This here could be
real valuable information.
Why? What are you planning to do?
Dig 'em up or something?
No, sir.
Wouldn't have to dig it all up.
Well, I'm sure glad to hear that.
Sure. Why dig it all up
when you can take the parts you need?
Sure, maybe like...
like if you needed the head
for repairs or something,
well, then, just take the head.
Oh, Ez, you're a crazy S.O.B.
Hi, Miss Johnson. Remember me?
I used to be in your
Sunday School class.
There she comes now, real easy.
Next thing to do is get this hair off.
See, Mama?
All I got to do is stitch it on you.
Look, Mama.
I brought you a visitor.
Shh. Don't stay too long, now.
Bet you two ladies have
a lot to talk about.
After that, Ezra made
many visits to the graveyard,
bringing home bodies,
or parts of bodies,
to keep his mother
and himself company.
He was a ghoul, a necromaniac,
a defiler of the dead,
but he had not yet turned
his sickness on a living victim.
It was only a matter of time
until he did.
We're gonna have to take those plugs out,
and take 'em into town -
either get 'em cleaned or get new ones.
- Ez?
- Sir?
Er, me and Mother,
we've been talking and, er...
Well, we've been thinking that...
Sir?
Well, dang it all, first off,
stop callin' me "sir".
You're as old as I am.
And secondly,
stop callin' Jenny "ma'am".
You're a growed man, Ez.
That's what I wanted...
to talk to you about.
I wanted to talk to you
man to man.
See, we're... well, Jenny and me,
living up in that old house
there all by yourself,
and, er, we just thought that...
well, we...
Dang it, Jennifer says
you should be married,
and that's what she says
and that's that, so...
Ezra, what my husband means
is that...
Well, we're just kind of worried
about you, that's all,
and, well, we thought it would be nice
if you could meet someone,
and I'd be glad to introduce you
if you wanted,
you know, someone nice who could be
a companion for you, that's all.
Nope. No'm.
I don't trust 'em.
You don't trust who, Ez?
You know... girls and stuff.
Damn right.
Don't you know any girls
you could trust, Ezra?
No'm.
Except my mother
and Maureen Selby.
Say, I can trust her.
I know I can trust her.
Why do you think
you can trust her, Ez?
Aw, 'cause... she's fat.
I know I can trust her. She's fat.
Well then, why don't you
give her a call?
- Think I should?
- Sure.
Go ahead, Ez, why don't you?
Maybe it'll help her
lose some weight.
Yes?
- Miss Selby?
- Yes?
I'm Ezra Cobb.
Yes?
Amanda Cobb's boy.
Amanda Cobb's boy?
Oh, come in, do.
Oh, my!
Yes, Amanda Cobb.
I was so sorry to hear
about her passing.
Do you know that she and I were once
as close as two webbed fingers?
And then...
something happened.
I don't know. She took on
a grudge or something.
She always had a grudge
going against somebody.
Do sit down.
I don't know what it was, I don't like
to cast aspersions on the dead,
but Amanda did take on a grudge
like a steel trap to a rabbit's foot.
So then whenever I tried to see her
she wouldn't even let me in.
Oh, come and sit over here.
It's more comfortable,
the big cushion.
So, er...
So then I didn't see her again for oh...
many, many years.
And, er...
Would you like something to drink?
No'm.
I'm sorry
I can't offer you hard liquor,
but I have never taken
a drink in my life,
and I never will.
How about some
Whitman's Sampler?
They're my one vice, damn it.
Well, Mr Cobb, what do you do?
Ma'am?
- Well, what do you do?
- Oh.
Just, er, take care of Mama
and keep the house in order,
I guess.
Take care of Mama?
Y-y-you mean, your mother?
Yes'm.
- Today at lunch, she said that...
- Mr Cobb.
You talk to your mother?
Yes'm.
Mr Cobb,
are you making fun of me?
No'm.
You sure?
Yes'm.
Cross my heart.
I thought you were
making fun of me.
A lot of people around here do,
you know.
They make fun of me because...
Because...
I talk to Herbert.
Herbert?
My late husband.
I talk to him all the time.
This is his picture, see?
Burned up in an automobile accident
on Route 7.
We were very happy.
We still are.
At least, he tells me he is.
I spoke to him last night.
Say, Ezra, you know
what we ought to do?
- Is it all right if I call you Ezra?
- Yes'm.
Well, Ezra, why don't we all
get together some night
and hold a four-way sance -
you, me, Herbert, and Amanda?
That is, if Amanda's
speaking to me nowadays.
What do you say?
Er, you mean
all get together and talk?
Oh, yes. Oh, it'll be such fun.
Herbert's never met Amanda. Please?
Um, I don't know.
Well, um... I'll ask her.
Make it Thursday night.
Shake on it?
She is fat, Mama,
just like you said.
But I like that fat.
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