Desi Boyz

Due to recession unemployment is

spreading like cancer..

.. In many countries.

Bank of England's chief Merlyn

drops economic bombshell.

Everyone's crisis could become

worse than the great depression.

We end today's show with President

Barack Obama's words on global crisis.

He says, "These are hard times. "

"There will be more jobs lost,

more of closures and more pain. "

Hi, you have reached Jerry Patel.

If you're my landlord,

I've already sent the money.

If you're my parents,

please send me some money.

If you're my friends,

you owe me money.

And if you are a girl, don't worry.

I have plenty of money.

Where are you going, Jasmeet?

Did you hear?

They just sacked Jasmeet.

I think they're

picking on you brown guys.

You will be the first to walk

the gallows in this recession.

Your parents are from Bhatinda.

You live in South Hall.

And I'm brown?

That's racist man.

- Exactly.

Nicky boy.

Big day.

'Finally! At least someone

remembered my birthday. '

Here's your bonus.

Thanks, Mr. Weisswork.

Spend that bonus wisely.

Hey, Paula. I'll pay you

by the end of the month.

Whatever.

Hey, kiddo. You're not

allowed to skate in here.

Burglary on exit four.

Kid on a skateboard

heading your way.

Jerry, watch your position.

I'm on it.

- Let's go.

Give me the bag.

Medicines.

I swear my grandma needs these.

Can't breathe without them.

Please let me go.

Punch me.

- What?

Punch me and run.

On the face, you idiot..

I was ordered to fire

one man from my team today.

You made my job easier.

Give me your badge.

Bye, Jerry.

That's mall property.

Get off right now.

Duffer.

What's up, Graig.

Surprise.

Oh no.

No, guys.

The surprise isn't for him.

False alarm.

Guys, surprise.

Come on. He's here.

Surprise.

What a party!

Happy birthday, baby.

- Thank you.

I have been planning your party..

.. For the past two days.

It got wasted on him.

- It's okay, Rads.

This is awesome. Thank you.

I got it for you.

At least he brought something.

You know, Nick..

- Happy birthday, my brother..

.. From a hotter mother.

Don't mess with him.

When Nick came to college,

Jerry was his senior.

And when Nick graduated then

also Jerry was his senior.

Since then, they've

been living together.

They share everything.

Except for responsibilities,

bills and rent.

And then, thank God for that.

But I tolerate Jerry because..

.. If it wasn't for him,

then three years ago..

.. Nick would have faced

some problems in meeting me.

Nine o'clock check.

I have already noticed.

She is waiting for someone.

Sorry honey I am late. Sorry.

Yeah, but look at her, J.

- Forget it.

How?

Alcohol.

Perfect.

Jessica. Send your finest bottle of

Chardonnay to that Indian girl there.

Sure.

Give me the 200 pounds.

Why are you wasting money?

And anyway, she is with someone.

She is with a foreigner.

This will go on for

two-three months, maximum.

As soon her parents find out..

.. They will get her

married to some boring..

.. Microsoft techie type guy..

.. Who has more money and less hair.

Think Of it, J.

If I don't go to her..

.. How will she know

what God has sent for her?

I am the total package, J.

Sorry, Superman.

Your bottle got turned down.

What?

- Your package got rejected.

By the way, Nick. You are right.

How will she know what

God has sent for her?

What are you thinking about?

That girl's future lies

in your hands. Go get her.

Go.

And listen, don't

come back empty-handed.

He'll get bashed up.

If you spend all the

time with your brother..

.. Then how will the other

boys get a chance? - Excuse me.

Do you know him?

- No.

That's what I am here to change.

Just tell me are you

going to marry him?

Please leave us alone.

If you're not going to marry him..

.. Then let me take you out to

dinner tonight. - That's it.

Brian.

I am 6 ft. and you look 5 ft. 8,

we will look great together.

I don't believe this guy.

Tell him to stop speak in Hindi.

Brian, that's it.

After we get married,

we'll have a house in Hampton..

.. Two cars, two children.

And a doggy.

The perfect life.

How many girls have you

tried this stunt with?

Are you flirting with him?

Honestly, I'm a very boring person.

No one inspired me to

resort to such madness.

You are the first.

Brian.

Brian, what are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

"What's wrong with me?"

What's wrong with you?

What are you doing with

the poor guy? He's bleeding.

Radhika, whose side are you on?

You know, you are a witch.

Talk respectfully.

She is my sister-in-law.

Losers.

One day this will

make a great flashback.

That was the first and last time..

.. When Jerry did

something nice for me.

Don't waste beer.

Come with me.

- Pathetic.

Where are we going?

I'm tired of tolerating

your attitude and tantrums.

It's always "Do this, do that".

What the hell, Nick!

First of all this party..

- Rads, shut up.

I was told that this

is very rare and unique.

But not more than you.

I have never come across anyone..

.. More stubborn, tall and beautiful..

- There is, Nick.

I know many of them.

What are you doing? Will

you marry just about anyone?

Don't be lazy.

You can do better than this.

Focus.

Do you want to spend your

entire life with Jerry or me?

Radhika Awasthi, will you marry me?

- No, no, no.

Nick Mathur.

- No, no, no. Say no.

Yes.

Come on, J. Look here.

Jignesh. Jignesh. Get up.

Not, Jignesh. It's Jerry, mother.

Fifteen years ago I

changed that name..

.. When I boarded the plane.

Get used to it, mother.

I am Jerry.

Jignesh is dead.

Really, mother. it's

not that difficult.

Jignesh turned to Jerry.

Jerry is Jignesh.

Yes, mother.

Yes, mother. I bought a car.

That too a convertible.

Your son drives to the

office breathing fresh air.

"Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. "

"Let there be a twist in the story. "

"I have this right.

Give me a chance, life. "

I love her, J.

- I love her, too.

Shut up.

I don't care what

problems the two of you have.

Sort it out.

The problem is with you, Nick.

Whenever she looks at

you she imagines a house.

She imagines the

Country Club membership.

A chauffeur-driven car.

Private education for her children.

I don't think you're her boyfriend.

She thinks you are a LIC agent.

She doesn't see a house,

but our house.

Not her children, but

the future of our children.

This is our dream.

So for God's sake, brother..

.. Don't ruin it.

LIC agent?

What am I in your life?

An ATM card with unlimited credit.

Oh yes, I just remembered.

The debit card is exhausted.

Deposit some money.

You know you are being

laid off when your boss says..

.. "We need to talk" or

"Times are tough" or..

Nick, this company

cannot afford you..

.. Due to the current economy.

I am sorry.

We'll have to let you go.

But just yesterday

Mr. Weisswork gave me a bonus.

And that's why the

company has fired him as well.

And who are you?

- Your new boss.

Sorry, ex-boss.

Nick. Nick.

Are you fine?

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