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That bonus.. spend it wisely.

Do you know anything

about DBS return policy?

You will get one week off in a year.

No bonus.

If you come late,

your salary will be deducted.

You will have to laugh

at the boss's jokes.

And yes,

you do have knowledge about..

.. PowerPoint and Excel, don't you?

Ma'am, I don't think you

have read my resume properly.

I am not applying for

a typist's job.

This is a really bad phase.

Tomorrow you might

not get this as well.

Sorry, I am

over-qualified for this job.

Who is behind you?

Who is this gentleman?

Madam, I don't need a

single holiday in a year.

I don't want a bonus.

I will laugh at the boss's jokes.

In fact, I will amuse him.

He will teach me PowerPoint

and Excel.

You can teach me some small things.

So, do I get the job?

I am sorry, but you are

under-qualified for this job.

Say it.

- What is your problem?

Fine, I am

over-qualified for this job.

But my friend is perfect

for this job.

Please leave, gentlemen.

This interview is over.

By the way, madam, what

are your qualifications?

Tell us.

- Get out of my office.

Fine. At least tell

us your measurements.

Get out right now.

They are very

popular hot destinations.

Nick, I think we should

get the bookings done soon.

Otherwise we won't get tickets later.

Look.

'How do I tell her

that I don't have money.. '

'.. to even take the subway?

'Just give me a hint.. '

'.. and I will steal the ring

from her finger in some dark alley. '

'People get mugged all the time. '

Nick, this gown is perfect, isn't it?

The price tag's much more beautiful.

It's a Valentino, my

favorite designer.

'Promise me that while

stealing the ring.. '

'.. you won't hurt her. '

'I can try, but I won't promise. '

'Forget it. I'll try something. '

Rads, we are blindly doing

everything that others do.

What? - I mean a fake,

over-the-top wedding..

.. And then a fairytale honeymoon.

These things give one such

high expectations that..

.. Real life just can't match up.

That's why marriages breakup.

'And Nick Mathur hits that

for a six. '

'Don't go out of the crease

and bat. You will get out. '

I agree.

A reception at a five-star

hotel and hours of sitting..

.. On those stupid stools,

while we keep smiling for hours.

Yes.

And, Radhika,

what about your father..

.. Who will run after the

car like a lunatic saying..

".. My daughter, my daughter?"

That.. think.

My God! I can actually see that.

Rads, shall we run

away and get married?

I love it.

I love you.

- I love you, too.

Okay. So a small ceremony.

- Super.

And then a long exotic honeymoon.

Just you and me, alone.

For a change.

And then as soon as we return..

.. I'll redecorate the entire house.

French windows there.

A bar on that side.

A study for you upstairs.

And a king-size master bedroom.

Life is just going to be perfect.

The poor girl doesn't know that..

.. Our apartment is going

to be redecorated anyway.

"We would watch films.

Sing few songs. "

"What happened to those nights when

we used to instantly fall asleep?"

"We would watch films.

Sing few songs. "

"What happened to those nights when

we would instantly fall asleep?"

"When we used to fail

and face the brunt together. "

"When we used to fail and

face the brunt together. "

"We didn't have a penny,

yet we would somehow dare to. "

"What happened to those nights when

we used to instantly fall asleep?"

Veer. - You forgot to pay

my fees again, didn't you?

If I had paid your fees

then I wouldn't have met you.

Did you have your breakfast?

- No.

Want some scolding? Go. Meet Fatty.

I can endure Fatty and her temper,

but not your anger.

Look.

Now your holidays have started.

I want you to tell me your plans..

.. What you want to do

during your holidays.

Understand?

Until then, I will kiss Fatty.

Kiss Fatty.

You would rather kiss me.

- Okay.

Good luck, Jerry.

Jerry, I'm afraid things have

become a little more serious..

.. Than you expected.

This is Vikrant Mehra

from Social Services.

From today I am handling

Veer's case.

Veer is not some case.

Mr. Patel,

please don't interrupt me.

I am here on behalf of

the government.

After the death of your

sister and her husband..

.. Veer's legal

custody was given to you..

.. Only because you would

fulfill that duty responsibly.

But I am afraid due to

your fluctuating jobs..

.. And financial status..

.. Veer's file is getting quite fat.

Jerry, you haven't paid his school

fees for the past four months.

Four months, Mr. Patel.

It cannot be ignored.

I am not ignoring him.

Yes, I have been a little

late in paying his fees.

But I assure you that..

.. I won't repeat this mistake.

I just need some time.

And we are giving you that time.

But for the last time.

And that is only thanks to

Mr. Brown and Veer's advice.

Thank you, sir.

- But after the holidays..

.. If you can't fulfill

Veer's basic expenses..

.. Then we will start

looking for another family..

.. A foster home for him.

- What?

Foster family. Why?

I am Veer's family. I..

- Mr. Patel, please.

Maybe you are forgetting

that Veer is a child, not me.

I hope that you

won't break Veer's trust.

See you after the holidays.

Two weeks.

Mr. Brown.

Sorry, Mr. Mathur.

We aren't hiring right now.

Mr. Mathur, there are no

job openings in our company.

Radhika, I need to

talk to you urgently.

Something happened in my office and..

- Nick..

.. I'm going to India tomorrow.

so first some fresh gossip.

Priya-Prashant broke up.

What? But they were

supposed to get married next week.

Prashant got fired and

Priya got cold feet.

So will Priya marry

Prashant or his job?

That's exactly what I told her.

I mean she can work as well.

- I can't believe it.

When Prashant needed her

the most, she left him.

There must have been parental

pressure from the beginning.

She might be thinking

practically as well.

Everyone has some

dreams for themselves.

After all, one can't

live on love alone.

Oh, so people should fall in love..

.. Only when they can afford food.

Come on, Nick.

There is nothing wrong in

wanting a nice, comfortable life.

You can't eat chicken roll

for the rest of your life.

"From where to bring courage when

there is not a penny in my pocket?"

"Where did those nights vanish when

I would fall asleep in an instant?"

"I would watch movies

and sing songs. "

Jerry, cookies.

Here you go.

Oops.

Sorry.

What a pity. All the

good men are married.

He is Jerry Patel, single.

Quiet, my Facebook profile.

Call me.

Now you will have to buy this box.

Cool.

That will be 15 pounds.

Brother, I'm short of four.

Jerry, I don't want cookies.

Mom says they give you cavities.

What are you looking at?

- Nothing.

Do you like video games?

- It's awesome, Jerry.

Daniel, this game for Christmas.

And I always come first

in car racing.

Wow! Show me your hands.

Take this.

- Wow! Cookies.

Bills. Bills.

Job rejections.

Job rejections. Rent.

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