Desi Boyz Page #3

Rent.

And a letter from your mother.

Jiggu, a letter from your mother.

I get it.

'Jiggu, a letter from your mother. '

Look, I have only two weeks

to pay Jerry's school fees.

Look, J. I lost the money that

I invested in the stock market..

And my savings were spent in

paying the rent and expenses.

Nick, you don't understand.

The Social Service people..

.. Will hand over my

Veer to a foster family.

I cannot lose Veer, Nick.

Don't even think like that, Jerry.

We will figure something out.

Nick, I was thinking why don't you

take up some small jobs like me?

Drive a taxi.

Sell pirated DVDS.

I am an MBA from the

London School of Economics.

If I take up such jobs,

what's the point of my degree?

Degree. Degree. Degree.

What is the difference

between you and me today?

Tell me. What is the difference?

Today your Mercedes and my cycle..

.. Are standing at the

signal of recession.

Mr. Mathur, you and I.. are same.

We are on the same level.

Bragging about his degree.

J, if one door has closed on us,

another one will open up..

.. Where we will make money

and retain our honor as well.

J, I don't think

we should go inside.

Like you said, Nick..

.. If one door closes,

the other one opens up itself.

Come on.

I have seen enough.

- Nick, stop.

If you didn't want to

stay then why did you come?

Don't you want to know

why I gave you my card?

Welcome, boys.

Instead of sitting at the

bar and crying like girls..

.. Take a look at

yourselves in the mirror.

You two have it in you.

But don't have the

brains to recognize it.

I have three branches,

London, New York and Tokyo.

I am having some

license troubles in Mumbai.

Here's the form. That's the door.

It's your choice.

Chest.

Biceps.

Size.

Fantastic career move.

Super plan.

I am waiting outside.

- Nick.

Nick.

He's slightly crazy.

The poor guy's in love.

He is in love.

What is love.

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me no more.

You are in love too.

The only difference is he is

standing outside for his love..

.. And you.. will fill this form.

Name, Jerry Patel.

Chest..

Biceps..

- 20

Mine.

Yours are 16.

Size, 11.

Sexual preference.

Female.

- Good.

Obviously female.

Sir, let me sign.

- No need for that.

Like I said..

.. You just need to be recognized.

From today you are Rocco.

You have all the

qualifications of an escort.

Sir, what will I have to do?

You will spread happiness..

Is Santa Claus on a holiday?

.. To lonely, sad and bored women.

Make them forget the

problems of their life for a while..

.. And you will make them happy.

It may be shopping.

And then a bit dinner.

Or making her boyfriend jealous.

Or taking girls to the cinema.

- Right.

You will get the time

and address on this.

Okay.

- Got it.

Get used to the new name.

I am Rocco.

I am Rocco.

From Jignesh to Jerry.

And now Rocco.

The standard of your

name is falling lower.

Oh, your principles, your rules.

Your principles can't get us

a decent square meal, Nick.

How can you joke about it, Jerry?

How could you fill that form?

It's nothing.

I just had to write my

upper-body measurement..

.. And my shoe-size. That's all.

If you wrote down your shoe size..

.. Then there is going to

be a long line of girls.

Hello.

- Ritz hotel. Room 136.

7 o'clock.

Jignesh Patel, get up.

There's a message for your shoes.

She will tell you the

means of her happiness.

And you will decide the

limits of her happiness.

The smaller the limits,

the more the money.

My name is Rocco, and I am

here to spread happiness.

Perfect.

I have heard that male

escorts are naughty, not shy.

I'm getting married next week.

So I thought I deserved some fun.

So, Rocco.

What's the first item

on the fun menu?

Madam, there wouldn't be any

dearth of happiness in your life.

For fun we can go for shopping,

have dinner, and go to the cinema..

I am not paying you 400

pounds to take me to a movie.

We all have a right to

celebrate our freedom, right.

Paying hard to get home.

Your husband is calling.

Amit. Yes, I'm taking

the morning flight.

Yes, please send

the driver on time. Okay.

Talk to you later.

Whether I am single, divorcee

or the mother of six children..

.. It shouldn't make

any difference to you.

Sorry, but I can't do this.

What the hell!

I'm going to complain

to your agency.

Jerry, you won't leave me

like my parents, will you?

No, son. Never.

I'll never leave you.

How can I leave you?

I promise.

Take this.

I swear on Iron Man.

You swear on Iron Man?

Yes. I swear on Iron Man.

Close your eyes. Come on.

It's bad, but its business.

There's a bachelorette party.

Listen carefully.

A girl's wedding day is the

most important day of her life.

But what's more important is

the last night of her freedom.

And you won't let this

night come to an end.

This is your last chance, Rocco.

I know you won't listen to me.

Even then, I'm saying stop.

I know you won't listen to me..

.. But even then I'm saying,

come with me.

What do you think?

Don't I love Veer?

I know that we've been

sitting idle in this house..

.. For the past three months.

And you'll earn a lot

of money with this job.

But you're not that

kind of a person, Jerry.

What kind of a person are

you talking about, Nick?

The person who plays the sad songs..

.. On the subway benches because..

.. His seven-year-old child is growing

up with some other family? That one?

You are right. I am not that person.

Look, I will take up

that typist's job.

You can talk to the

restaurant manager.

You might get that job.

How long will we lie

to ourselves, Nick?

Today we don't even have the money..

.. To pay the rent of this apartment.

Why don't you understand?

Since college, I have

failed in everything..

.. That you haven't supported me in.

But I cannot fail today.

It's okay if you aren't coming along.

At least don't stop me from trying.

Attention, ladies.

I am inspector Rocco.

And according to my investigations..

.. A serious crime is

going to be committed here.

A hot, single, innocent

girl is about to get married.

Where is she?

I am Natasha Mehra.

And I am that hot,

single, innocent girl..

.. Who is about to get married.

By the way, what will my

punishment be, inspector?

Natasha, you will have to

spend the night in my jail.

Will you punish all the girls?

Alone? You will get tired,

inspector.

Batman is incomplete without Robin.

Veeru is incomplete without Jai.

Similarly, Hunter will

surely come on Rocco's call.

Even Rajnikant will

clap on such a dialogue.

"Make some noise for the Desi Boyz. "

"The Boys. "

"The Boys. "

"Let's go. Come on. "

"We will rule the

hearts of the girls. "

"That's the rumor. "

"We will break even Romeo's record. "

"Set new rules of love. "

"Everyone says we are naughty. "

"But we are decent at heart. "

"Make some noise for the Desi Boyz. "

"One two three go. "

"Dancing on English beats. "

"Swaying to the heartbeats. "

"Jamming to the rhythm. "

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