Desi Boyz Page #7

Mind blowing.

No, no. Not him, not him. Oh no.

The thing is good.

But we should not do it regularly.

Nicky boy keep of the grass.

"Whenever I look for you.. "

".. I find myself. "

"I am wherever you are. "

"I swear on everyone and promise you. "

"I will never do such a thing again. "

"I don't love you anymore. "

"I don't need you anymore. "

"I am so beautiful. "

"Many will lose their hearts. "

"I am one in a million. "

"No one can surpass me. "

"it was my mistake. "

"That I ever followed you around.. "

".. unnecessarily. "

".. unnecessarily. "

Dad. - Dear, he offered me 20 pounds

for the breakfast. Tip included.

If you two weren't facing a problem..

.. I would have had

offered him the room above.

As a tenant.

One mistake should always be

forgiven in every relation.

Can I have my 20 pounds back?

"I can feel the sorrows

in your eyes. "

"I want to spend

the entire lifetime. "

"In each others arms. "

"No need for the world to know. "

"And no need to say anything. "

"Let our destiny's meet. "

"The nights last as long as years. "

Try to imagine

such moments of love. "

"Such a tomorrow, such moments. "

"It will come in

our love filled life.

"It was my mistake. "

"That I ever followed you around.. "

".. unnecessarily. "

"I don't trust you. "

"Your love seems fake to me. "

"I will never make you

my sweetheart. "

"All the dreams were unreal. "

"The heart knows. "

"Lord knows. "

"I made a big mistake

losing my heart to you. "

"it was my mistake.

"That I ever followed you around.. "

".. unnecessarily. "

You said that the one who is

ready to wait all his life..

.. His love comes back.

You really meant it, right?

- Got it, got it.

I know none of you

nincompoops can do this.

But let's try and see who

can get this answer first.

Hello.

I'm fine.

I'll call you later, bye.

Rohan Mehta,

can you please stand up?

Sorry, sir.

That was my mom from India.

India. I received

an e-mail yesterday..

.. That taught about your country.

Do you know what

the population of India is?

A lot, sir. A lot.

1.2 billion and counting.

And of this billion people,

millions are illiterate.

In fact India has the highest

rate of illiteracy in the world.

Rohan, you should be thankful

that we allow fools like you..

.. To come to our

country and get an education.

Yes.

If you don't mind me

asking you, Professor.

What e-mail account do you use?

- Hotmail.

Ah, Sameer Bhatia, one of

those million illiterate Indians..

.. Created that mail.

Can we get back to the

problem on the board?

Sir, can we solve that

problem without the number zero?

No we can't and stop

asking these foolish questions.

Aryabhatt, sir.

Another illiterate Indian

who invented the number zero.

If you guys are

such bloody geniuses..

.. Why don't you study

in your own country?

Sir, it's not easy for

nincompoops like us.

Only brilliant minds

get accepted in India.

Who knows? If you apply,

you might get rejected.

How dare you?

Get out. Both of you. Get out.

Jerry, why are you

locking horns with them?

That professor will give

us a zero in our exams.

"Here you go,

a gift from Aryabhatt. "

Jerry.

How is your general

knowledge so good? Tell me.

Google. The foreigners have made it.

Forget all this. There is

a party at the frat house.

Are you coming?

Hot chicks.

I have something urgent.

See you later.

Jerry.

That's three chicken

burgers and two large fries.

Can I have kid's combo, please?

That will be four pounds.

One kid's combo.

D D:

I still have about..

Give me whatever you have.

Okay. That's cool. Here

Clap for our employee of the month.

Since Jerry has arrived he

has increased our sales by 40%.

Because he has

lowered our prices by 50%.

Sir, that boy was hungry and

you can deduct it from my salary.

Take off your uniform and get going.

Excuse me.

One burger and fries.

Take-away please.

No need for that. A treat

from the employee of the month.

Thank you.

- Hey, what are you doing?

Veer, there is

someone here to see you.

Me?

I thought you'd forgotten me.

That's impossible.

Are you happy?

Mom and dad left me.

Jerry went to India.

And I am rotting in a foster home.

I'm very happy.

Stop it, tragedy king.

How are your studies?

- Everything is fine.

When Jerry returns from

India I'll come back home.

Just look after yourself, Veer.

Don't worry about Jerry.

I know as long as you are there..

.. Nothing can happen to Jerry.

You don't need me or Jerry.

Do you know why?

Because you have got..

Iron Man.

Hello.

Jerry.

- Hey, shorty.

I defeated Daniel in the

100 meters race today.

Do you go to school or not?

Or are you only after Daniel?

When will you return, Jerry?

Veer, dinner is ready.

- Coming.

Are you happy?

I am filled with happiness.

Can't you and Nick

ask any other question?

Nick? Where did you find Nick?

He came to see me.

He looked sad.

Veer.

Veer, go eat your food.

I'll talk to you later.

I miss you, Jerry. Come back soon.

Love you, Veer.

- Love you too.

If you miss him so much,

why don't you go meet him?

No, Rohan. Now I'll go meet Veer

only when I can take him home.

You know, I don't blame

you for being nervous.

Even I've never been on

a blind date.

No, that's not it.

Blind dates are my USP.

But the last time I was on a date..

.. Her over-possessive,

violent ex-boyfriend came there.

And he..

Hey, that's a game.

Come on.

Look.

Which stuffed toy do you want?

Kung Fu Panda.

This is for you.

You don't have to hit the

stuffed toy but the cans.

Gun, please.

Let's go.

- Wait, he's challenging me.

I will win that Panda.

Wow! I'm Ajay Bapat.

I love Radhika so much that

I can kill anyone for her.

Now you have to decide

whether you can die for her.

Who is he?

Ajay, ex-boyfriend.

Ex-boyfriend, Ajay.

My date.

It's not that.

Radhika, I think we should go.

Which stuffed toy?

- Winnie, the Pooh.

Well done, baby.

Well.. I was imagining your face.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I feel like vomiting.

See you on Monday.

And before you leave please

pick up your mid-term results.

Fail.

A consumable item that's

useful to people but scarce..

A consumable item that's useful

to people but scarce in relation..

In relation to.. No.

A consumable item that's useful

to people but scarce in relation..

In relation to..

A consumable item that is..

Are you taking revenge

from the books after failing?

Only the Economics book.

I don't understand half the things..

.. And can't remember the other half.

I might stand last but can't fail.

A consumable item that's useful..

Do you consider me your friend?

Yes, you are a very dear friend.

F for friend.

Trust me, I am helping you. Okay?

Now come with me. Come on, Jerry.

Who will Study this?

You will when you have to. Come on.

Okay. Okay.

- Come on.

Tanya, don't you think

it will be a problem..

.. If someone sees us here?

I'm neither a teacher

nor do I answer questions..

.. Outside the classroom.

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