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Desperate Living Page #7
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- 1977
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She's been through hell.
When we found her, she was
regurgitating in the street.
Her mother the hog
had her gang-raped.
The poor thing's
had a terrible time.
You know that Gravel woman
you were hanging out with?
She shot Coo-Coo up
with a rabies potion.
I'm not surprised. That snotty
little social climber.
I knew I should've
fractured her skull.
Can I get you anything, Coo-Coo?
Are you infectious, honey?
I don't know.
and I itch a lot.
Under the circumstances, we'll
have to ask you to refrain...
from using our kitchen utensils.
I won't breathe on anything.
I promise.
But please help me
kill my mother!
How's Project Rabies
coming along, Peggy?
I feel just like Jonas Salk.
Tomorrow is the first day
of mass immunization...
or at least that's what
the morons of Mortville think.
Won't it be funny when they
start collapsing on the street?
Lt'll be like walking
through a human sewer.
I hope I get a chance...
to kick every one of 'em
right in the head...
just as they gasp
for their last breath.
It'll be beautiful.
History will not forget
this holiday of death.
Come on, girls. Now, be quiet.
Muffy? Come on.
There's someone
down here to see you.
What do you want, slut?
Oh, I'm just looking
for a little fun.
Can I come up and see
the inside of your bedroom?
I've had a hard-on for
this b*tch for a long time.
You know you horny pigs...
aren't supposed to come
cruising round the castle.
But, Officer, you're so cute
I just couldn't resist.
aren't ya?
One down, girls!
Score, Muffy!
Be quiet. Quietly, now.
Shut up!
Eat lead, motherfuckers!
Have we got 'em, girls?
What was that, Your Majesty?
It's probably the dumb soldiers
playing Russian Roulette.
I'll go check it out,
Your Highness.
Who is it? Who's out here?
Hold it right there,
you royal a**hole!
Get out of my chambers,
lesbians!
Hey, you are through
giving orders, meatball!
You've humiliated us
for the last time, warthog!
Let me bite her.
Let me sink my fangs
into her fat little legs.
Go right ahead, honey.
Give her the chomp of life.
Get away, child. Listen to me.
I'm your mother.
I'm warning you!
Oh, thank heavens.
You've rescued me.
I thought I'd never
get out of here alive.
Oh, come off it,
pretty little Peggy.
I hope you're ready for
your debutante party in Hell...
because
that's where you're going!
You wouldn't kill a sister!
Yes, we would!
How about it, girls?
Should we give our "sister"
that we don't like
social climbers in Mortville?
- I'm gonna blow your bowels out!
- Go ahead!
destroy the beauty of fascism.
You're so low...
you make white trash
look positively top drawer.
Blow it out your ass!
You filthy muff divers
will pay for this!
Shut your f***ing mouth!
No dyke gives me orders.
Oh, yeah, Queenie?
Well, how does this grab you?
Royal proclamation number one...
kiss my ass!
You heard the new Queen.
Kiss it!
That's more like it, peon!
How about it, girls?
I think this town deserves
a little feast to celebrate...
this great day of independence.
We got ourselves the biggest
turkey in the world!
So, why not eat her?
Cook her and eat her!
Attention
all Mortville residents!
Queen Carlotta is dead!
Your days of humiliation
have come to an end.
To celebrate
this joyous occasion...
I invite you to join me
in a victory feast...
in honor of our
newly-found independence.
Let the ring of freedom
be heard all over this land!
Mortville is at last
a free city!
The Queen is dead!
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