Despicable Me 2 Page #11
EXT:
GRU’S HOUSE - SAMEJillian and her artificially beautiful friend SHANNON stand
outside on Gru’s porch. Shannon texts on her phone, looking
bored.
JILLIAN:
I have my friend Shannon here with
me! I was thinking you two could
get some grub, you know, tear it
up! See what happens!
INT:
GRU’S HOUSE - CONTINUOUSJILLIAN (O.S.)
Uhh, open up!
He sees Agnes walking by, singing softly and playing with her
unicorn. He whisper-shouts to her.
GRU:
Agnes! Agnes! Tell Jillian I’m
not here!
Agnes turns to the door.
AGNES:
Gru’s not here!
JILLIAN:
Are you sure?
AGNES:
Yes! He just told me!
Gru, panicking, shakes his head and wags his fingers.
AGNES (CONT’D)
I mean no, he didn’t just tell me!
JILLIAN:
(laughs)
Agnes--where is Gru?
Gru makes the “zip your lips” gesture.
AGNES:
He’s putting on lipstick!
Gru waves his arms.
AGNES (CONT’D)
He’s swatting at flies!
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Gru waves his hand around his throat, making a “cut it off”
gesture.
AGNES (CONT’D)
He’s...chopping his head off!
Gru clenches his fists and grunts in frustration.
AGNES (CONT’D)
He’s...pooping?
Outside, Jillian and Shannon look confused.
JILLIAN (O.S.)
I know you’re in there, Gru!
There’s no way you’re getting out
of this!
Kyle enters the room, carrying the bag with the wig in his
mouth.
EXT:
RESTAURANT - NIGHTEstablishing.
INT:
RESTAURANT - SAMEShannon sits at a table talking to Gru, who’s offscreen. A
waiter drops off a plate of spaghetti.
SHANNON:
I have to tell you, I was so
nervous about tonight. I mean
there’s just so many phonies out
there!
CUT TO Gru sitting across from her. Wearing a ridiculous WIG
from Floyd. And looking extremely uncomfortable.
GRU:
Yes, I hear you.
(awkwardly laughs)
SHANNON:
Oh, so do you work out?
GRU:
Well...
SHANNON:
I mean, obviously, you don’t, but
would you consider it? Huh?
(MORE)
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SHANNON (CONT'D)
Physical fitness is very importantto Shannon. As you can tell,
right? Huh?
Shannon drops to the floor and starts doing push-ups.
GRU:
Ah. I can tell.
SHANNON:
(mid-push-up)
Solid.
She switches to one-armed push-ups.
GRU:
We are in a restaurant, you know.
Gru looks even more uncomfortable.
Just then Lucy (unseen by Gru) enters the restaurant.
approaches the HOSTESS.
She
LUCY:
Hi. Takeout for Lucy?
HOSTESS:
Sure, just a sec.
The Hostess leaves. Lucy looks around and then spots Gru.
Sees him with the wig and Shannon who is now doing crunches
on the floor. Lucy narrows her eyes, then has an idea. She
presses a button on her watch, which transforms into a HIGH
TECH EAVESDROPPING DEVICE, and puts it in her ear. Now she’s
able to hear Gru and Shannon talking. She watches them,
intrigued. Shannon has returned to her seat.
SHANNON:
Your accent is so exotic.
GRU:
Ah. Well, thank you very much. I
was-
SHANNON:
I know someone who can fix that for
you. And you’ll be talking normal
in no time.
Gru is starting to sweat.
GRU:
Hahaha. Hoooo. Is it hot in here?
Oof. How’s the food?
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He wipes his brow and accidentally shifts the wig on his
head. Shannon stares at Gru’s hair.
SHANNON:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are
you wearing a wig?
GRU:
(really sweating it)
What? Ah!
(readjusts the wig)
I don’t think so.
SHANNON:
I knew it. You’re a phony. I hate
phonies.
GRU:
all mine...
SHANNON:
No they’re not! You know what I’m
gonna do? I’m gonna rip that thing
off your head and show everyone
what a bald-headed phony you are.
LUCY:
I don’t think so, Miss Lady.
Lucy presses a button on her watch and a target sight pops
out.
Gru watches in horror as Shannon reaches across the table for
the wig.
Quickly Lucy presses another button on her watch which fires
a MINI-DART GUN at Shannon.
PLIP. The mini-dart goes into Shannon’s butt, knocking her
out instantly. And saving Gru from certain humiliation. Gru
stares at the now sleeping Shannon, confused.
GRU:
Hello... Hello, are you...?
LUCY (O.S.)
Hey, Gru.
GRU:
Hello, Lucy, how you doin’...?
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LUCY:
(noticing Shannon)
Wow, looks like your date’s out for
the count. It’s like she’s been
shot with a mild moose
tranquilizer.
Shannon MOANS like a MOOSE, then passes out again.
LUCY (CONT’D)
(winks)
Yeah, I’m winking ‘cuz that’s what
actually happened.
AN ITALIAN WAITER approaches.
ITALIAN WAITER:
(re:
Shannon)‘Scusi, whassa happenin’ here? She
no like?
LUCY:
Oh, she’s just uh-(
makes drinking gesture)
The waiter nods and leaves.
ITALIAN WAITER:
(laughs)
Oh, oh, si, si...
Lucy turns to Gru.
LUCY:
Shall we take her home?
EXT:
RESTAURANT - NIGHTGru and Lucy carry an unconscious Shannon out of the
restaurant. Her head gets stuck in the swinging doors on the
way out. They try to dislodge her and accidentally end up
throwing her headfirst into a lamp post. They pick her up
between them, Weekend at Bernie’s-style. They wave to a
passing COP. The cop tips his hat.
Gru and Lucy get in her car. But it’s cramped with Shannon
in there too. She doesn’t really fit.
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EXT:
SUBURBAN STREET - LATERLucy’s car drives down the street. Gru and Lucy now have
plenty of room in the car. We boom up to see that Shannon
has been strapped to the roof like a deer.
EXT:
SHANNON’S HOUSE - NIGHTGru and Lucy arrive at Shannon’s house. Lucy comes to an
abrupt stop and Shannon flies off the roof and slams into the
car in front of them.
EXT:
SHANNON’S HOUSE - LATERGru and Lucy sit on the front steps of Shannon’s house.
LUCY:
Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.
GRU:
Huh, tell me about it.
LUCY:
Don’t worry--it can only get better
from here, right? But if it
doesn’t, you can always borrow my
dart gun. I’ve had to use it on
one or two dates myself.
GRU:
Yeah, you know, as far as dates go,
I think I’m good with just the one.
Gru and Lucy exchange looks. He CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY. Time to
go.
LUCY:
Well, good night, partner.
She pats his shoulder and walks toward her car. Gru gets up
to walk beside her.
LUCY (CONT’D)
This was fun.
GRU:
Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
LUCY:
Oh, and uh, just between you and
me? You look much better bald.
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They smile at each other, and she gives him a peck on the
cheek and walks away.
LUCY (CONT’D)
See you tomorrow!
Gru smiles a big smile. Shannon slumps over on the porch
behind him. Could he be...falling in love?
INT:
GRU’S BEDROOM - SAMERIIIING! Gru’s ALARM CLOCK goes off. He reaches out and
turns it off. Ready to greet the day.
INT:
SHOWER - DAYGru happily washes in the shower, acting out a puppet show
with his rubber ducky.
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