Despicable Me 2 Page #6
LUCY (CONT’D)
Chuck Kinney, owner of “Stuff-A-
Bear.”
Kinney shoves the teddy bear’s butt onto a sharp metal tube.
The bear inflates until it EXPLODES into a torrent of bear
skin and stuffing. The little boy CRIES.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Ooh.
GRU:
I don’t think so.
DING-A-LING-A-LING! The bell rings on the cupcake shop’s
front door, signaling a customer.
EDUARDO (O.S.)
Hello?
GRU:
Oh!
Gru and Lucy quickly hide their equipment, look up and see
EDUARDO PEREZ at the door. They try to act natural.
EDUARDO:
Buenos dias, my friends! I am
Eduardo Perez, owner of Salsa &
Salsa Restaurant, across the mall.
Now open for breakfast. And you
are?
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GRU:
Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are
closed.
EDUARDO:
This is just gonna take un momento.
I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo
party, and I am going to need two
hundred of your best cupcakes
decorated with the Mexican flag.
It looks something like this.
He rips open his shirt, revealing a TATTOO of the Mexican
flag on his chest.
EDUARDO (CONT’D)
What do you think?
He flexes and makes it wave. Gru hides his eyes.
GRU:
Look away!
Lucy stares at it.
LUCY:
You-- Whoa... Hooo...
EDUARDO:
Anyway, I have to go. It’s all
settled! I pick ‘em up next week!
Have a good day. Come by if you
get a chance, okay?
He exits. Gru GROANS, relieved. Finally!
Then Eduardo pops back in.
EDUARDO (CONT’D)
And welcome to the mall family!
Gru studies Eduardo’s face and GASPS. He pictures Eduardo in
a red luchador mask surrounded by flames. Eduardo turns and
leaves. As soon as the door closes-
GRU:
(whispers)
El Macho.
LUCY:
What?
GRU:
But it couldn’t be...
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LUCY:
Wha-- What? What couldn’t be??
GRU:
villain named El Macho. From about
twenty years ago.
Classic Spaghetti western sepia-toned shot of El Macho
looking menacing. He looks like the large Hispanic man from
the mall, only younger and wearing a Lucha Libre outfit and
mask (a mask which looks similar to the one Gru imagined).
El Macho pushes the BARKEEP out of the way and grabs a large
bottle from behind the bar.
GRU (V.O.)
He was ruthless. He was dangerous.
And as the name implies, very
macho.
El Macho pours himself a shot and then smashes the bottle
over his own head.
He reaches down and pulls up a rattlesnake from below the
bar. He squeezes its head, squirting venom into the shot
glass. He drinks it down and then eats the glass.
He sticks the snake’s fangs into a few dollars that he leaves
on the bar, before breaking through the wall behind him,
leaving an EL Macho-shaped hole.
El Macho head butts an armored truck and approaches the
passenger side window.
GRU (V.O.)
He had a reputation for pulling off
heists using only his bare hands.
When the ARMED GUARDS look over he punches through the bulletproof
glass, knocking them both out of the truck. Then he
lifts the truck onto his back and runs down the street with
it.
GRU (V.O.)
Ah, but sadly, like all the greats,
El Macho was gone too soon.
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A bird, flying in the air, is suddenly struck by an airplane.
GRU (V.O.)
He died in the most macho way
possible.
El Macho leaps out of the plane riding a SHARK, a ton of
DYNAMITE strapped to him. He plummets toward the mouth of an
ACTIVE VOLCANO.
GRU (V.O.)
Riding a shark with 250 pounds of
dynamite strapped to his chest into
the mouth of an active volcano.
He pulls two grenades from behind his back, yanks the pins,
and holds onto them as he plunges into the volcano.
There is a MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
GRU (V.O.)
It was glorious.
Lucy stares at Gru, confused.
LUCY:
Yeah, sounds like El Macho’s pretty
dead...
GRU:
They never found the body. Oh no.
All that was ever retrieved was a
(beat)
But... that face. It has got to be
El Macho.
Lucy gets an excited look on her face.
LUCY:
Then what do you say you and I
break into his restaurant?
Tonight.
Gru nods at Lucy’s invitation.
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GRU:
Yes, that’s good, because I’m
telling you--if anybody in this
place has the PX-41 serum...
Gru looks out the window and points at Eduardo riding up on
the escalator, scratching his butt.
GRU (CONT’D)
...it’s him.
INT:
GIRLS’ BEDROOM - NIGHTGru enters and pushes the girls into their beds like a tour
guide anxious to finish a tour.
GRU:
Alright, alright, homework done,
pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for
bed.
MARGO:
What’s the big hurry?
GRU:
I just... I have a lot of work to
do.
EDITH:
Work, what kind of work?
GRU:
Very important business.
So...hugs, kisses...
(hugs and kisses them)
...good night, sleep tight, don’t
let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah-blahblah--
Gru turns to leave, but Agnes is standing at the doorway.
AGNES:
But you said you’d help me
practice my part for the Mother’s
Day show!
Gru looks down at Agnes’ puppy dog eyes. He SIGHS.
GRU:
Fine, fine... Let me hear it.
Quickly.
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INT:
GRU’S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHTOn Agnes. She gives her lines.
AGNES:
(robotically)
She kisses my boo-boos
She braids my hair
We love you, mothers, everywhere!
Gru frowns.
GRU:
Wow! That was...something else. I
really liked the way you smiled at
the end. Let’s try this one more
time, but a teensy bit less like a
zombie, okay?
AGNES:
Okay.
(still monotone)
She kisses my boo-boos
She braids my hair-
GRU:
Perfect! Time to go!
As he heads for the door-
AGNES:
I don’t think I should do this.
This stops Gru.
GRU:
Well, what do you mean? Why not?
AGNES:
I don’t even have a mom.
Ouch. But Gru tries not to let this affect him.
GRU:
Well, you don’t need one to do the
show. I mean, you did the Veterans
Day Pageant and you haven’t been in
combat.
Agnes looks up at Gru.
AGNES:
This is different.
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GRU:
Okay, well, then...maybe you can
just use your imagination.
AGNES:
You mean I pretend I have a mom?
GRU:
Yes, right. You can do that, can’t
you?
Agnes smiles.
AGNES:
Yeah! I do that all the time!
Thanks, Gru!
She gives him a kiss and runs off. Gru watches her go, deep
in thought.
TWO MINIONS raise their ice cream sundaes and clink them
together!
MINIONS:
Hey!
Pull back to reveal many minions singing and dancing.
We move through the crowd, passing by the mace-wielding
minion with his helmet still backwards and a smaller server
minion with a tray of ice cream sundaes in mugs.
We cut up to the rafters, where more minions are dancing and
singing in formation, jumping and hopping all over the place
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