Despicable Me 2 Page #5
On the screen is a DATING WEBSITE (CREATE-A-DATE. NET)--the
girls are creating a profile for Gru.
MARGO (CONT’D)
Okay, we need to choose a picture.
Margo clicks through pictures of Gru. Each one is worse than
the last.
AGNES:
No.
CLICK.
AGNES (CONT’D)
Scary.
CLICK.
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EDITH:
Weird.
CLICK. The next picture is of Gru in a bathing suit. The
girls react in horror.
GIRLS:
Aaaaaah!!!
Margo covers Agnes’s eyes.
AGNES:
What is that?!
GRU:
Good morning, girls! I have an
announcement to make.
MARGO:
Hey, what celebrity do you look
like?
GRU:
Ummm...Bruce Willis.
The girls stare at him blankly.
MARGO:
Mmmm...no.
AGNES:
Humpty Dumpty!
EDITH:
Ooh, Gollum!
The girls LAUGH.
GRU:
Okay, what are you doing?
AGNES:
We’re signing you up for online
dating!
GRU:
Oh, okay...WHAT?! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
Gru grabs the laptop away from the girls.
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EDITH:
Aw come on, it’s fun.
MARGO:
And it’s time for you to get out
there.
GRU:
No! Stop! No one is ever getting
out there! Ever!
Gru hands a Minion the laptop, accidentally hitting him in
the face.
GRU (CONT’D)
Okay, now for the announcement: I
have accepted a new job.
MARGO:
Whoa--really?
GRU:
Yes, I have been recruited by a top
secret agency to go undercover and
save the world!
EDITH:
You’re gonna be a spy?!
GRU:
That’s right, baby! Gru’s back in
the game! With gadgets and weapons
and cool cars...the whole deal.
EDITH:
Awesome!
Agnes looks up at him in awe.
AGNES:
Are you really gonna save the
world?
Gru looks at Agnes.
GRU:
Yes. Yes I am.
He coolly puts on a pair of sunglasses.
We pan to Dave mimicking Gru with a pair of sunglasses.
DAVE:
Mocha!
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And then to Kevin dressed in an Amish beard and tie.
KEVIN:
Cacao!
And then Stuart dressed as a little girl with pigtails.
STUART:
Papadam?
EXT:
MALL - DAYEstablishing.
INT:
MALL - SAMEGru comes down the escalator wearing the sunglasses, with the
three disguised Minions behind him. Stuart gets his dress
caught in the escalator. It comes off and he hides in a
nearby potted plant.
Gru glances at a store called the “EAGLE HAIR CLUB.” He then
arrives at a charming, pink CUPCAKE STORE. The sign reads,
“BAKE MY DAY” Gru frowns and takes off his sunglasses.
GRU:
Hm. “Bake My Day.” Blech.
Gru unlocks the door and enters. JINGLE! BELLS on the door
ring. The inside is sugary and clean and quaint. Gru takes
it all in. Then turns to the minions.
GRU:
Alright, here is the cupcake recipe
I got off the internet.
The minions excitedly grab the recipe and head for the
kitchen. Gru kicks Stuart, who is still staggering around in
the potted plant.
GRU (CONT’D)
And don’t go nuts with the
sprinkles!
Gru is left alone. He looks around. Sees a BUNNY CUPCAKE in
a glass cake dish. Then a SHARK CUPCAKE in the next cake
dish. And in the next dish he sees Lucy’s head. She makes a
funny face.
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Gru SCREAMS, which causes Lucy to SCREAM and jump up, hitting
her head on one of the shelves, sending all of the CUPCAKES
flying.
Lucy immediately goes into action, using incredible and
frankly weird-looking MARTIAL ARTS MOVES to dispatch the
cupcakes as they fly toward her.
LUCY:
Ha! Yaa! Ho! Ooof! Zaaa! Ay-ayay-
ay-ay!
She successfully eliminates all of the cupcakes, then turns
to Gru, out of breath.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Whoo. Wasn’t expecting that.
(strikes a martial arts
pose)
Or was I?
Gru has a cupcake stuck to the top of his head, frosting side
down. Lucy gestures as if he’s got a little food on his
face.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Ooh... you got... You got... a
little...
The cupcake slowly slides down, then falls to the floor. It
leaves a long smear on Gru’s face.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Here, I’ll-- I’ll get it.
Gru stands frozen as she tries to clean him up.
LUCY (CONT’D)
Oh, that’s just spreading...um...
GRU:
Alright, alright. I got it. I got
it!... Stop it!
Lucy backs off.
LUCY:
Oh! I’ll let you get it.
Gru SIGHS and wipes the frosting off his face.
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LUCY (CONT’D)
Yeah, what you just saw there was a
little something new I’ve been
working on. It’s a combination of
Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare,
and krumping.
GRU:
Okay, that’s weird--why are you
here?
LUCY:
On assignment from Silas. I’m your
new partner. Yay!
GRU:
What?! No, no “yay.” Ramsbottom
didn’t say anything about a
partner.
LUCY:
Well, seems that because of your
checkered past, everyone else
refused to work with you. But not
me. I stepped up. And I’m new, so
I kind of have to do what they tell
me anyway.
Gru is about to respond when Dave the minion comes out the
kitchen door. He carries a cupcake in the shape of a Minion.
DAVE:
Walla!
Immediately Lucy moves with lightning-quick reflexes. She
smashes his cupcake, flips him into the air, and pins him to
the counter. Dave SCREAMS.
LUCY:
You know this guy?
GRU:
Yes, he’s one of my minions.
LUCY:
Oh, I’m sorry. I should have
known.
She releases him.
LUCY (CONT’D)
You’re free to go.
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Dave stares at Lucy. Immediately smitten. A magical glow
appears around her as romantic music plays. We go into
Dave’s fantasy.
EXT:
BEACH - DAY - FANTASYDave and Lucy run along a beach together hand in hand.
Dave and Lucy have a romantic picnic together. They toast
each other with champagne. Dave drinks from the bottle.
Lucy and Dave sit on the railing of a moonlit footbridge.
Both fire ROCKETS into the air to create fireworks and are
about to kiss when-
GRU (V.O.)
Dave...
Back to reality, where Dave is staring up at Lucy,
lovestruck.
GRU:
Earth to Dave! You can leave now.
Dave goes back into the kitchen, never taking his eyes off of
Lucy.
INT:
MALL - DAYCLOSE ON the Giant Cupcake on top of the cupcake shop. The
CHERRY on the Giant Cupcake rotates, revealing a CAMERA
hidden inside. VZZZZZT! The lens zooms.
GRU (O.S.)
Now, what do we got? Who’s on the
list? Fire ‘em at me.
INT:
BAKE MY DAY - SAMEGru and Lucy stand next to each other under a domed lamp
lowered from the ceiling.
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Inside the dome of the lamp, Gru and Lucy are uncomfortably
close together looking at a video screen.
LUCY:
First suspect...Hedda Blumentoft,
proprietor of Mum’s the Word Floral
Shop.
The camera moves over to Mum’s the Word Floral Shop and HEDDA
BLUMENTOFT.
GRU:
No. Not her.
LUCY:
Okay, moving on...
The camera moves over to the “Stuff-A-Bear” store. CHUCK
KINNEY, a small perky man, holds up an empty teddy bear skin
for a little boy.
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