Despicable Me 4 Page #2

Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!

What?

Wha...

What did I say?

"la comquit?"

Oh, okay,

pomodoro la kumquat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you say no more crime?

I cannot accept this.

Don't take that tone with me!

We're not going back to villainy.

Uh.

No villainy?

Yes. And I don't want to hear

another word about it.

Look, if you guys

don't stop that right now,

there will be consequences!

Huh!

I can do whatever I want.

Hey.

Don't say anything

you're going to regret.

Oh. Listen to this.

I quit!

See you!

What?

You quit?

You're serious?

Come on.

Uh. Uh.

Bud-Buddy?

Dave!

Jerry!

Great news, guys...

you've been promoted.

You're in charge now, eh?

Not bad!

Yipa! Yipo!

Yippee!

- Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!

- Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!

Jeesh!

Silicon Valley

Huh!

Monsieur Pompous.

To what do we owe the presence

of the world's foremost gem expert?

The chief of police sent me.

He was concerned that during

the recent heist attempt,

The Dupont Diamond

was replaced with a phoneme.

Ooh la la.

You have been duped.

What?

We have?

Yes.

By me!

Wha-What is... ?

Oh no.

Help!

Ha ha ha...

I've been a bad boy!

Or should I say,

"Je suis un mavis garon!"

Oh.

Hey, Gru,

whatcha doing down here?

In the dark.

Alone.

Oh nothing, just thinking.

You okay?

Oh yes, yeah,

I'm fine, I'm fine.

It's just

I don't know.

I guess I just feel like a failure.

Like I don't have

a purpose anymore.

Hey, mister,

you are not a failure.

If only I could've nailed Brett.

So many times

I almost had him!

But now I'll never

get the chance.

'Cause I have been

kicked to the STAHP.

Gru, you've got to let this go.

It's time to look forward.

Things will get better, I promise.

Follow me.

Follow me.

Coming through, make way.

- Coming through.

- Uh, excuse me.

Pardon me,

young... people.

Would you tell me

how to get to this address?

Uh.

Uh, ah.

You are looking for Minions?

I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.

Gru is a lousy boss!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Bye!

Idiots.

No. Kyle.

Stop!

Kyle, let go.

BRATT STEALS WORLD'S

BIGGEST DIAMOND:

No, no...

you've got to be kidding me.

Lucy, did you see...

He helps you if you have nightmares,

and he's really good to snuggle with...

Oh no, no, no, Agnes!

Agnes!

So, take good care of him.

Thank you!

Agnes, what are you doing?

You...

You sold your unicorn?

Well, I just wanted to help.

Since you don't have a job.

I got two whole dollars for it!

Uh, excuse me.

Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.

Yes, but this will only take a....

Hey, Eyebrows.

Get off the lawn.

Yeah, but...

- Hey, could you...

- Oh uh, of course.

Now, as I was saying.

I...

- Uh... Oh.

- Goodbye.

Listen, Agnes.

You don't need to worry.

We're going to be fine.

- For real?

- For real.

Now come on,

let's pack this stuff up.

Ow.

Ow.

Seriously?

Buddy, you're not getting the hint.

Excuse me, Mr. Gru.

But I really must

have a word with you.

How did you know my name?

Allow me to introduce myself...

my name is Fritz, and OW!

Uh, good puppy.

And I am inquiring

on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.

He needs your help.

What?

Twin brother?

Twin brother?

- Twin brother?

- Twin brother?

Oh Yeah.

He would like to fly you

to Freedonia to meet him.

Your father has recently

passed away and...

Okay, cuckoo.

I'm sorry, but my dad died

when I was a baby,

and I don't have any brother.

You've got the wrong guy.

Really?

Well, then how do

you explain... this?

Ahhhhh!

Bellissimo!

- Oh, hello, Gru.

- Hi, Mom.

It's important to keep active

in one's golden years.

There you are, you cute cute.

These are my diving instructors,

Vincenzo and Paolo!

Ciao, boys!

So what do you want?

Mom, do I have a twin brother?

How did you find out?

Who told you?

Wait, what?

It's true?

You never told me

I had a brother!

And you told me that Dad died of

disappointment when I was born!

Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement.

Agreement?

What are you talking about?

Shortly after you and your brother

were born, your father and I divorced.

We each took one son

to raise on our own.

And promised never

to see each other again.

Obviously, I got second pick.

I have a brother.

Hey girls, how are things

in row B, huh?

I've put together some

fun activities for the trip.

Who is up for some

Gin Rummy?

Yeah. Umm...

We're good.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll just sit here

and play solitaire.

I hope I win.

I wonder what Dru

will be like!

Woo!

Maybe we'll have that twin thing

where we can read

each other's minds, you know?

- How cool would that be?!

- Um, super cool.

Ah, ha ha ha...

Ooh.

Aah!

Ow! Ow!

Woo-hoo!

Freedonia!

Freedonia!

Hi, piggy, piggy!

Huh! Whoa!

Look at that house!

It's like a castle!

I can't wait

to meet my brother!

Uh.

What's with all the pigs?

This is the family business.

The largest pig farm

in the whole of Freedonia.

Okay, nice pig.

No!

That's my private part!

Owww!

This pig has issues!

Please, come in.

Wow.

Yeah, haha!

Whoa!

Oh, this is amazing!

Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel.

But with pigs.

My brother!!

- My brother!

- My brother!

Gru!

Dru!

Ahhhh!

Brother! I am hugging you!

I'm so happy!

After all these years,

finally I'm meeting you!

- Yup, alright, good.

- Oh, look at that!

- Woo!

- You must be the beautiful wife!

Beautiful, oh.

Stop it!

Sweet talker.

How is my brother finding a wife

like you when he is so bald?

Woo-hoo!

These must be my nieces!

Huh! You're Agnes,

you're small with big eyes!

And it makes me want to

put you in my pocket!

You can't do that.

I'm too big.

And Edith,

I can tell that you are

a little mischievous.

We're going to have to make

a little trouble later.

Wha...

I already have!

Ow.

Ow! Ow!

Please, stop.

Why are you doing that?

Ow!

Ow.

Fist bump for mischievous behavior.

And Margo!

Oh, you are so mature.

I'm guessing what fifteen?

Fifteen?

She's twelve! She looks twelve.

And will always be twelve.

So, Dru

this place is amazing.

I mean, you just walk through the doors

and you're like:
wooooowwwooowwooooo!!

Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure.

I'm not really into 'things.'

Wow!

This is so cool!

Oh my gosh,

he's even got a helicopter!

This is the best!

Yes, the best.

- All right, let's go home now.

- Home? Why?

I don't know, this guy,

with the mansion and the cars

and all the hair,

silky-smooth, luxurious hair.

I feel worse than

I did before I came.

Oh, but he's your brother, Gru.

Give him a chance.

Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I

catch up on some brother stuff,

you girls should go with Fritz.

He has a surprise for you.

- Yay!

- Yay!

- Awesome.

I love surprises!

Oh, this is perfect.

Mother, daughter bonding time.

Let's do it.

Woo-woo!

Bye!

You boys have fun.

Ha ha ha!

Whoopee!

Now you can be as evil

as Balthazar Bratt

with the evil Bratt action figure,

featuring music activated

Break Dance mode.

Also featuring bubble gum

launching shoulder pads.

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