Despicable Me 4 Page #3

And the all new

Mega Diamond Laser.

No more math!

I've been a bad boy!

Mega Diamond Laser does not

actually incinerate books.

How could Hollywood cancel a show

that produced toys like this, Clive?

Evil Bratt was a masterpiece.

Does no one value

true art anymore?

It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.

Well, now that I've got the diamond,

it's payback time.

Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be

around to try and stop me.

Oh, wait! No, it's not!

I hate that tweeb!

And you, Hollywood!

This time, I'm canceling you!

And all the losers

who rejected me!

Ha ha ha... !

Ooooo, piggy, piggy!

So how are things

going for you, career-wise?

Ahhaaaaa great.

So, so great.

Crushing it.

Well, I've got something that I think

you will find very interesting.

Hold on to your face, Brother.

Whaaaaaaaaaa!

Yee-haw!

Ya ya!

Eh.

What?

Yee-haw!

Ow!

Huh? Ah!

Salami!

Hey, I got Salami.

Ah, yes, yes.

It's Salami.

- Whoa. Whoa.

- Come on, come on.

What is all this?

The pig farm was just a cover

for the real family business.

Haha!

Hey.

It's Gru with b*obs!

Now, feast your eyes on

Dad's lair!

Ta-da!

Whoa whoa whoa, wait

So our dad was a villain?

No, no, no.

Not just a villain.

But one of the greatest

of all time!

He was known

as the Bald terror.

That's him?

Our dad?

He was so proud of you.

And what a great villain you were.

He was?

But me

not so much

To Dad, I was just a failure.

He never thought I had

what it took to be a villain.

But now you can help me

prove him wrong.

Brother, teach me the art of villainy!

No. No, no, no.

I can't do that.

What? But it's our family tradition!

You can't say no to that!

Look, I'm sorry.

I've left that life behind me.

- End of story.

- Oh.

Okay.

I understand.

Hmmm

I wonder what this does?

Huh?

Help.

Help!

No no no...

- Aaah!

- Aah!

Holey moley!

Dad's villain wheels.

Pretty slick, huh?

Hey, you want to

take her out for a spin?

Just for some fun?

Hmmmmm

Woo-hoo!

Look out!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

What a beautiful day!

Zero to 400 in 3 seconds.

Able to withstand a nuclear blast,

armed to the teeth!

Oh yeah.

That's pretty nice.

- And it's a hybrid.

- LOOK OUT!

Yeah!

Help me!

I am not enjoying this...!

Whoa.

What is going on here?

Welcome to the annual

Freedonian Cheese Festival!

Go!

Ooo. Look. Look.

Look at all the candies.

Whoa!

Lucy, can we get these please?

Okay, but only one each.

I mean it.

- Oh, man.

No, I don't!

Get as many as you want,

- I don't care!

- Yay!

Awesome!

- Um.

- What?

It's okay to tell them no

sometimes, too, you know.

Moms need to be tough.

Right. Right, tough.

Good one.

I can totally do that. You know,

still figuring out this mom thing.

Getting my sea legs, matie!

It's a unicorn!

Can we go in there!

Please please please please please?

Um, sure

Yeah.

But first, let's, um

ooh, look!

It's a traditional Freedonian dance!

How amazing does that look?

Chee!

I love this.

The little girls go and get

the cheese from the little boys.

That's adorable.

Oh, look at that

poor little guy.

With his little boots.

Nobody picked him.

Margo, why don't you go up there?

- No way!

- Okay.

Wait a minute.

No.

Go take a bite of

his cheese, young lady.

Right now.

What?

I'm being tougher.

You know, like you said.

No. I meant be tougher

on them, not me.

Oh, come on, just do it.

What's the worst that could happen?

Fine.

Huh!

Wow!

Hey there, I'm Margo.

Hello, Margo.

I am Niko.

Would you like some of my cheese?

Hmmm...

Yes, yes, yes!

Thank you, Margo! Thank you!

BAM!

I am a great mother.

Did you see that, girls?

I lay down the...

Oh no

Where are they?

Agnes!

Edith!

Hello.

Uh, look!

A unicorn horn!

My little brain

is going to explode!

Ugh, Agnes.

That's a fake.

Ohhhh, it's real alright.

That horn

came from the Crooked Forest.

The only place on earth

where unicorns still live.

Laugh!

Laugh, all of you!

They all think I'm crazy.

But I'm telling you,

I saw one once.

With my own eye!

Wait, wait, wait

You saw a for-real, live unicorn?

What did it look like?

Did you pet it?

Did it smell like candy?

Was it fluffy?

It was so fluffy

I thought I was going to die.

Do you think maybe

I could find one, too?

They say if a maiden pure of heart

goes into the Crooked Forest,

the unicorn will come

and be hers forever.

Agnes!

Goal!

Excuse me!

Girls!

Don't worry, I'm here!

Are you okay?

Yeah, we're fine.

Are you?

Unicorns are really real!

And I'm gonna find one!!

Sorry, I went a little

mama bear on you.

You know, I heard a scream and

yeah, okay.

Have a good one!

- Wait for me here!

- Don't.

Stop that! Ow!

You kicked me.

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

Did you just steal candies?

Yes!

That was a lot of

effort for two lollipops.

Oh no!

The police!

What do we do?

What do we do?

Come on!

This is going to be fun!

The police are going to get us!

I'm freaking out!

Brakes!

Cops!

Whoa, they're back!

Man, that was crazy!

- We're so close to getting busted.

- Tell me about it.

I thought you were

going to pee your pants!

- I did!

- You did!

Mel, food...

Ugh. Hey, Mel.

Hold on a sec.

We're tired, cold, and hungry.

- Mel, hungry.

- Mel, hungry.

It's pizza. Over there.

Our food, spaghetti!

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Hey!

What are you doing?

Intruders!

Intruders!

Stop!

Hey, you! Don't move!

Halt!

Call for backup!

Come on. Come on.

Let's go, keep going.

What's this?

Happy? It's on you.

Do something.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Get 'em!

Go! Go!

Hey, you!

Freeze!

Don't move!

Hands in the air!

Face it, Gru.

Villainy is in your blood.

You can't tell me you don't

miss the rush. A little?

Well

Yeah, maybe a little.

And now you've got a chance

to get back on top.

Get your mojo back.

Become Gru again!

How awesome would that be?

Oh please, come on,

just one heist.

There's got to be something

out there, somewhere,

that you still want to steal.

Hmmmm

There is something.

How about we steal

the largest diamond in the world?

Yes!

I love it!

Oh, thank you, Brother!

Thank you from the

bottom of my heart!

Oh! You know what?

We should do something to celebrate.

Ohhhh.

I've got the perfect idea.

Fritz, my good fellow.

Could you get me

another napkin, please?

Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith.

Hey, where are Gru and Dru?

Here we are!

How's it going?

It's me, Gru.

And me, Dru.

I hug everybody whether

they like it or not.

Why are they pretending

to be each other?

Oh!

What's for dinner?

I probably won't like it.

I'm so grumpy all the time!

Hey!

I laugh a lot!

And I'm kind of an idiot!

Oh, a bust in the gut.

Look at them!

They had no idea!

Total burn.

Oh, look,

it's me...Gru!

And I'm Dru!

We switched places!

you two are getting along

- Oh, we're getting...

- Along perfectly.

- Wait. Did we...

- Just finish...

- Each...

- Other's...

- Sentences?

- Sentences?

Aw, that's delightful.

Not creepy at all.

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