Despicable Me 4 Page #4

And you're gonna stop now,

though, right?

Sorry, it's a twin thing.

Uh-huh.

So...

what did you guys do today?

- Nothing!

- Nothing!

Okay.

What is it...

All done!

Pardon me!

Out of the way!

Good night, everybody!

Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on.

What's the rush?

I need to go to bed so I can

wake up and find a unicorn!

Good night!

What was that about?

Agnes thinks she's going to find

a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.

She's totally freaking out.

I feel like someone got's to

tell her the truth.

Not it!

Ohhh, don't worry.

Parenting 101.

I've got this.

Ummm And please bless that

when I find the unicorn,

he'll want to come home with me.

And sleep in my room.

And that I can ride him

to school every day.

And he will use his magical powers

to help me do math.

Amen.

Oh.

Hi, Gru.

Hey.

So big day tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm finally going to

get to see a unicorn!

For reals.

If I do, can I bring it home,

please?

Ohhh.

Yeah, sure.

Tell you what,

every unicorn you find,

you can bring it home.

I'd better build a big pen, right?

But you know

there's a chance that

you might not find one.

Huh?

I'm...

It might not be good

unicorn finding weather.

Umm.

They're tricky to find them

and I don't know

Maybe, just...

maybe unicorns don't really ex...

...explore that part of the woods.

But the man said

a maiden could find one

if she was pure of heart.

And I'm pure of heart, right?

The purest.

Can we stop talking now?

I need to get to sleep.

Goodnight, sweetie.

Goodnight, Gru.

Unicorns I love them.

Unicorns I love them.

Huh!

Aaaah!

I'm okay.

Uh.

Hey!

Give that back!

Huh?

Come on!

Guys!

Don't leave me!

Oh, no!

Run!

We've been waiting a long time.

No. No.

Ow!

No.

Please, don't.

Huh!

Gru?

My plane... broke.

Oh.

Uh?

Huh!

Buddies, I've decided.

We're going back to Gru.

We're going back to Gru!

Because I'm training for

the big day,

nobody's gonna stop me

'cause I am super sassy.

Super sassy. Super sassy.

What's today's plan, boss?

What's the plan?

Silly robot.

I'll show you the plan.

Time to watch a very

special episode of Evil Bratt

to see exactly what I'm going

to do to stupid Tinseltown.

This week on Evil Bratt.

It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!

Open fire!

Nice try, coppers.

Chew on this!

He's shooting his super sticky

self inflating gum!

Run!

Gum one!

Gum all!

Gum one.

Gum all.

Seriously, how did this show

never win an Emmy?

And now, it's your turn

to shine, my diamond!

Hey, Clive.

I guess you can say our plan

was... out of this world.

Now that's entertainment.

Come on.

Let's make it a reality.

Here we are, in the dark

and creepy Crooked Forest,

in search of the

mythical unicorn.

For some reason.

And here she is,

the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the...

Edith, stop it!

You're gonna scare away the unicorn!

If somehow we actually

find a unicorn,

I'm gonna film it

and get rich.

Look over there!

Wooah!

This is it!

This is where we're gonna see it!

Unicorns, here we come.

What's that for?

Bait.

Duh.

Come on!

Now all we have

to do is wait.

Okay.

This is Bratt's lair.

It may not look like much,

but this place is armed

with some of the most high-tech

weaponry known to man.

It's considered impenetrable.

But a piece of cake for us,

right, Brother?

This is not like stealing lollipops.

Whoa!

This security system can detect

an air assault from any direction.

No!

Ouch!

No!

Ouch!

Please! Stop!

Ouch!

So we'll have to approach low

and close to the water.

Next.

Then there are these deadly spikes.

Ha ha ha ha!

Geronimo!

Covered with enough poison

to blow your mind... literally.

Ouch!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah...

Good to know.

So here's the plan.

You're the getaway driver.

So you'll wait in the boat.

Wait, hold on.

Wait in the boat?

But... I want to be

in on the actions!

The getaway driver is the

most crucial part of any plan.

Do you know how hard it is

doing nothing, touching nothing,

with all of the adrenaline

coursing through your veins

and you must wait.

Can I count on you?

I guess so

So... I'll climb up the cube

and enter here.

Then once I'm inside,

I'll find the diamond.

I've underestimated Bratt before.

It's not going to be easy.

I think we can handle it.

Dad's villain suits!

This will make us unstoppable.

Whoa.

Ay, chihuahua!

I call the black one!

It's go time!

Hello.

Oh, hi.

Hello, mother of Margo.

I am Niko.

I present you with pig to confirm

my engagement to your daughter.

- Hey, what now?

- What's going on?

Remember, little boots?

- Hello, my schmoopsie poo.

- Whoa! Hey!

He seems to think you're engaged.

What?

We're not engaged!

Look, Niko.

You seem like a very nice boy

With a very nice pig.

Uh, but you're not engaged.

Okay?

It's not happening.

I understand.

Who was I kidding?

A dumpling like me with

a goddess like you?

But I promise:

I will never forget you, Margo.

Never.

Oh, I'm pretty sure

I won't forget you, either.

Bye.

Bye, Niko.

Wow, that was crazy!

Wooo!

That was totally humiliating!

Taking a bite of that cheese was

the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Why did I listen to you?

Right, but it's over now, so...

Ugh, here we go.

Niko...

You!

You refuse my son's engagement pig?

What?

May you and your daughter die

a slow death and be buried with onions!

Alright, lady.

That's it!

Nobody... nobody! ...curses my daughter!

You got that?

Because if you mess with Margo,

you mess with me!

And I promise, you do not

want to mess with me!

Do you understand me?

Yes, yes.

Good.

Now, GET!

Look, Margo.

I think we just need to... Oh.

Yes!

Oh!

I've to tell Gru!

- Can we go back now?

- Already?

Just a couple more hours!

We have to be home

before it gets dark.

I don't understand.

I did exactly

what the man said.

You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced man

that everybody laughed at?

Yeah.

It makes no sense.

- Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...

- Huh!

My whole life has been

building to this moment!

Um.

It's a...

Unicorn!

I can't believe it!

I'm gonna name you Lucky!

Oh, Lucky, stop it...

Yeah.

I'll let someone else burst her bubble.

Look at us!

Two brothers pulling a heist.

And that diamond will make us

the richest, most powerful villains in the world!

Right, Brother?

Right.

Yeah. Yeah...

Bravo! Bravissimo!

You're amazing!

I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.

I was very rude.

- And you were always such a gentleman.

- You did it! You did it!

You got our jobs back.

What? Oh yeah.

Right. Sure.

Oh look, we're here!

I'm going in.

Take the wheel.

I still don't see

why I can't go with you.

Hey.

Hey, we discussed this.

Now is not the time

to mess with the plan.

Fine...

- Hey, brother.

- What?

I told you, you were

supposed to stay with the boat!

Oh, I didn't think

you meant that literally.

What other way

could I have meant it?

Alright. Let's move.

Just follow my lead.

Got it.

Help me!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh no!

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