Despicable Me 4 Page #5

The poison spikes!

Oh, I'm gonna be impaled!

Ha ha!

I'm okay!

I miss the Minions.

Come on!

Coming.

Coming.

Come on.

It's a scanning device!

Quick... camouflage mode.

Freeze!

And close your eyes.

And cover your mouth!

Okay.

Take my hand!

Ha ha.

Follow me!

Ha ha.

Look out!

You're right.

I should've stay in the boat.

My stomach feels all queasy.

I shouldn't have eaten

that hot pie.

Hey. Hey.

Relax.

You're going to be just fine.

I got your back.

Come on, this way.

Gru would take this.

Gru would take that.

Go, go, go!

Eh.

Peter, that way.

Oh, okay, okay.

Go, go.

Go, go, go!

Huh?

Hey, come back.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

You jacket is located

within easy reach.

Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle.

Like this...

Thank for your attention,

enjoy your flight.

Straight ahead. Straight ahead.

Straight ahead.

Bud-Buddy.

Bud-Buddy!

Buddy!!!

It looks like

it's right above us.

Okay! What do I do?

Should I wait in the vent?

No.

Come with me.

Yes, I'd like to

thank the Academy.

- I can...

- No no no no no...

- Why? I can do it.

- Don't, don't, don't!

Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald.

I will take you to the prom.

What... Who

Where... What...

Who's there?

Who's there?

Ninety nine red balloons...

Whoops!

Almost forgot.

Shhh, shhh.

Over here!

Stay close!

Huh!

Whaaa...

Dolls.

Looks like Bratt was the only one

stupid enough to buy this junk.

Oh.

I used to have one of these!

Pew pew pew!

Aaah!

Oww!

Hey! Shh!

Come on!

Alright.

We're getting close.

From now on, every move must be

made with ultra precision and purpose.

Gum!

Focus!

We're after the diamond,

not the bubble gum!

Ah, got it.

Mmm.

Yum.

This way!

And now to put this

where it belongs.

What?

Look at it, Clive.

It's beautiful!

Will you please shut up?

He's gonna spot us.

Spit it out! Spit it out!

I told you not to touch anything!

Intruders! Intruders!

Intruders!

Freeze, dipsticks!

Gru!

There's two of you now?

Then this will be

twice as much fun.

Aaaaah!

Give me back my diamond!

Total lockdown!!

Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!!

They're gonna get us!

They're gonna get us!

Run!

Oh no

Oh no?

What does that mean?

ARE WE GONNA DIE??

ARE WE GONNA DIE??

WE'RE GONNA DIE!!

What?

Hey, guys.

Hold on!

Lucy!

Thank you for saving us!

Woo!

Look! We got the diamond!

And we're going to...

Take it to the AVL

and get our jobs back!

Wait!

What?

That's amazing!

And the best part is

you are never ever

go behind my back

ever again!

- Right, honeybear?

- Yup! Yup! Right.

Lesson learned.

I'll get the girls and start packing

and tell them the good news!

Ah, we're getting

our jobs back, yeah!

Yes. Yes.

Go tell the girls.

Dru.

No. No way!

We can't give the diamond back!

- I have to.

- No, you don't!

- Yes, I do.

- Give it.

- No!

- Give it!

Ow!

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?

You kicked me!

You-You lied to me.

Hey.

I would have told you the truth.

But you're too much

of a wimp to handle it.

That's it, I'm out of here.

You have no right to take that,

we stole it together.

Together?

You got to be kidding me.

You did nothing but

screwed up the whole time.

I got this

in spite of you.

Oh, yeah?

Well, at least I didn't get fired

from my job

like a total loser.

At least I had a job.

What have you accomplished

that was so great?

I'll tell you what:

Nothing!

No wonder Dad thought

you were such a failure.

We're no longer brothers!

That's fine with me!

Gru!

I found a unicorn!

My life is complete!

Honey, that's...

that's not actually a unicorn.

Huh?

But-But he has one horn.

I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie,

but...

he's just a goat.

Life is just like that sometimes.

We're hoping for a unicorn

and we get a goat.

Well, you know what?

Lucky is the best goat

in the whole wide world!

Look at that face!

I just want to squeeze it.

I'll take this.

You've been a bad boy, Gru.

Can you get the rest

of the suitcases?

Come on, girls, let's go!

Let's get physical, physical!

Change of plan, girls.

Instead of going home...

Eyebrows.

Ow!

We're going to Hollywood!

Now that's what I call acting.

Let's go, Clive.

We've got a giant robot waiting.

Huh?

Huh?

Lucy?

Bratt, he took the girls!

What?

No!

Dru!

Dru!

Go away.

I don't want to talk to you.

Bratt has the girls!

Listen, brother.

What...

- About what I said.

- No, I'm the one...

But I shouldn't have...

I'm-I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, Gru.

Oh, look out!

What is that?

Hey. Hey!

Infront!

Caramba!

Caramba!

CARAMBAAAAA!

Mel?

Huh?

Gru?

Got to turn this thing around...

Gru!

Wait up!

GRUUUUU...

Hello, Hollywood!

I'm back and bigger than ever.

I'm scared!

Thank you.

Thank you so...

You can't leave me here!

I'm famous!

Clive, arm the cannons.

Chew on this!

Hey, mullet-head.

Let us out!

Oh, don't worry, girls.

I've prepared

a front row seat for you.

- Waaah!

- Agnes!

Once again, I win

and Gru loses.

Enjoy the show, girls.

- What in the heck?

- Oh!

I hope the girls are okay.

Bratt!

Brother!

9 o'clock.

No. 3 o'clock.

He's on the left!

Huh, no.

I've seen this episode.

He's going to bubble gum

the whole city

and send it up into space.

Hurry!

This is it.

This is it.

Lights!

Camera!

LASER!

Yeah.

Look.

I got the girls.

You two go

take care of Bratt.

Wait.

What are you doing?

Look, you guys.

It's Lucy.

Lucy, over here.

Help! Help us!

Mama's coming, girls.

- Lucy!

- Right here! Lucy!

Look at that laser go.

I love it when a

plan comes together.

Aaaah!

It's Gru!

Get ready, Bratt.

You're about to be blasted

back to the 80s.

Ah ho!

We got him!

- Oh no.

- Don't worry.

There's more where that came from.

It'll take more than

that to stop me.

Bratt pack,

go get that barf bag.

Oh, incoming!

Ow. Ow. Ow.

You, little...

Quick!

Jump!

Boners!

Did you see that, Clive?

All gone.

Bye bye, Wonder Twins.

Whoa!

Ooh la la!

Look are all those giant bubbles!

Help!

Help!

Hang on!

Hang on, girls!

I got you!

I can't.

I'm slipping!

No!

Gotcha.

Thank you, Lucy.

Let's go!

We're not safe yet!

Minions, time to do

what we do best.

We will cheer for our boss.

We will fight for our boss.

We'll pop the bubbles!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Villain!

- Villain!

You guys too!

You guys are villains!

Look at what we have here.

Sorry, Gru.

This is going to be a total burn.

Oh, no. No!

No, no, no, no...

I've been a bad boy!

Nobody messes with my brother!

Aaaah!

Aaaaahh!

What?

What's happening?

Dru!

Hold on!

I'm coming!

You've ruined everything.

And now, it's time to die.

Any last words, Gru?

You know what?

I got two words for you.

Dance fight.

Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong.

I'm going to enjoy this.

Enough!

My turn.

Oh oh.

Game over!

Is this what you're looking for?

No!

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

No... !

Curse you, Gru!

Curse you.

Bill, over there.

Robert, work your pick.

Chuck, more bashing.

Dru.

Dru.

Hey, we did it.

Yes, we did, brother.

- Gru!

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