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Detroit Rock City Page #9
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 95 min
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HAWK:
(double stoked)
Stan Lee couldn't think of a better
one.
LEX:
The Chinese have a proverb: "That
which appears too good to be true,
usually is." There's gotta be a catch.
TRIP:
Yeah? I have a saying too, Lex. It
goes, "Catch my jizz in your mouth
and stop jinxing us, a**hole." We're
going this time and that's all there
is to it.
HAWK:
I'm afraid our constipated little
friend is right this time, Trip.
There is a catch.
Hawk's really got their attention now.
TRIP:
Namely?
HAWK:
Our band "Mystery" is a quartet and
we can't go on the road without our
drummer. Jam's mom said something
about sending him to St. Bernard's,
right? We gotta bust him out before
we go anywhere.
LEX:
But... but, St. Bernard's is way the
hell over in the next county!
HAWK:
So? Your mom's car has a CB, radar
detector and cruise control, check?
LEX:
We are not stealing my mom's car.
HAWK:
Damn straight we are.
LEX:
Hawk, all I need is one ding on the
Volvo and presto! There are my balls
hanging from the rearview mirror
after she gets back from Cincinnati.
HAWK:
And when is she due back from that
groinecologist's convention anyway?
LEX:
Sunday, but...
HAWK:
Then lighten up. She'll never know
we touched it. Alright, here's the
plan. We bus it to chez Lex, grab
the Volvo, bail Jam the hell outta
St. Bernard's and arrive at the train
station precisely on time for the
2:
45 to Detroit.TRIP:
Simplicity, Hawk.
LEX:
Simple-icity is more like it. And
you guys thought Jam was in trouble
before. Wait till Mrs. Bruce finds
out he went to that concert with us.
HAWK:
There's only so much trouble an
individual can get into till it just
doesn't matter anymore, Lex. You
familiar with a condition known as
Absolute Zero?
LEX:
The hypothetical temperature
characterized by the absence of heat
and even the slightest amount of
molecular activity? Yeah, I'm vaguely
familiar
HAWK:
Well, Jam is in absolute trouble. He
couldn't get any deeper into sh*t if
he was a fly sitting in a horse's
ass. You know as well as me he'd
give his right arm just to see Peter
Criss's drum solo, never mind a whole
KISS concert, check?
Lex nods.
HAWK:
Well, the least we, his only buds in
the world, can do is take him along
with us tonight and give him one
last curl before he starts serving
his sentence.
TRIP:
Just for the record, I understood
the last part of what you said, but
for a while there you guys were making
no f***ing sense whatsoever.
HAWK:
I was just explaining to Lex here
what you and I already know. Just
had to make it a little more
complicated so he'd understand.
LEX:
Very funny, Hawk. Okay, I'm in on
this hare-brained scheme, but if
anything happens to my mom's car,
I'm blaming you. I'll say you drugged
me or something.
HAWK:
Curly.
Hawk scopes out the cafeteria to make sure the coast is clear.
HAWK:
Ok, dudes, follow my lead.
LEX:
Wait a minute. We ditching the rest
of school?
TRIP:
About f***in' time if you ask me.
I'm just going through the motions
till I drop out anyway.
LEX:
Hello summer detention.
HAWK:
As I was saying, follow my lead. And
maintain. Elvis just showed up.
Hawk points across the cafeteria and sure enough Elvis has
just entered. Luckily, he hasn't noticed the boys yet.
Elvis swaggers to a table of CHEERLEADERS, puts his leg on a
chair and starts a one-sided conversation with them. They
promptly push their trays away, having lost their appetites.
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