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Detroit Rock City Page #8
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 95 min
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HIGH FREQUENCY NOISES again, then the radio loses reception.
Hawk exchanges an anxious glance with Trip and Lex.
LEX:
Too bad we're stuck in electronics
or...
HAWK:
Never mind with the too bad sh*t. I
got a crazy plan, but only the
craziest among us can pull it off.
DISSOLVE TO:
MOMENTS LATERMr. Johansen still sits with his feet up, reading. The next
page's headline reads: First Test Tube Baby Born.
Trip runs up to Mr. J's desk, one hand behind his back, the
other on his crotch. His face is drawn in an expression of
sheer agony. Hawk and Lex watch anxiously in the background.
MR.J
Mr. Verudi, get back to your bench.
Trip puts one leg over the other always keeping a hand behind
his back.
TRIP:
But I gotta take a piss like you
would not believe, Mr. Johansen!
MR.J
Put a clothespin on it till the end
of class, Verudi. You know my rule.
TRIP:
But ever since my doctor put me on
salt pills, it's been like Niagara
Falls every half hour! Please, Mr.
J! Have mercy!
Suddenly, a wet stain grows across the crotch of Trip's pants.
MR.J
Salt pills? Don't insult my
intelligence, Verudi...
Mr. J. stops when he sees the stain starting to spread.
TRIP:
Jeezis, I'm taking a leak in my pants!
We now see Trip is squeezing the pump from before. He holds
it behind him feeding water into the tube running down the
back of his pants.
The stain travels fast, hitting Trip's knee in a nanosecond.
In a state of shock, Mr. J. slowly opens a long forgotten
drawer on his desk, finding a cobweb and dust-covered pad of
bathroom passes. He tears one off and dust flies everywhere.
He holds the pass out to Trip like it was a cross he was
holding before an advancing vampire.
MR.J
(hoarsely)
Get the hell out of here, Verudi!
You disgust me!
Hawk and Lex observe that Trip has been successful, then do
a Three Stooges-style handshake, whispering "Curly!"
The SECRETARY sits at her desk in the reception area filing
paperwork. She pauses when she hears RUNNING FOOTSTEPS. Trip
charges past, a big, wet stain on his crotch.
The secretary notices the pump and tube flopping from the
back of his pants as Trip turns a corner.
Trip runs up to a pay phone on the wall, pumps every nickel
he has into it, puts the phone to his ear and dials.
TRIP:
I need to be connected to the W.A.R.P.
contest hotline... Now... lady!...
Hello, is this me? I'm Trip.
INT. SCHOOL SECURITY OFFICE - DAY
A cubby-of-an-office. Cluttered beyond belief. Elvis leans
back on his chair against the wall reading a PLOP Magazine.
A transistor radio plays W.A.R.P. He bolts at the sound of
Trip's name causing his chair to slide out from under him.
THWAM!
TRIP ON RADIO:
Am I on the air?... Yeah... Gene
Klein, Stanley Eisen, Paul Frehley,
and Peter, uh, Criscoula... yeah,
that's it!
The secretary hears an ecstatic "YEEEHAAWW" and turns to see
Trip wheeling back around the corner, leaping in the air as
he runs, YOWLING like a rodeo cowboy. He bounds past her.
She watches him and shakes her head.
SECRETARY:
(to herself)
Moron.
Still on the floor, Elvis grabs the little radio with rage,
flips it off and screams at it.
ELVIS:
Why you little...! Over my dead body!
The bell RINGS.
INT. HALLWAY OUTSIDE VOC/TECH ROOM - DAY
Students pour into the hall. Hawk and Lex exit the class
just as Trip comes zigzagging down the corridor dodging the
hordes. All three converge as Trip can't contain his
enthusiasm.
TRIP:
I did it! I did it! We won!
LEX:
We won?!
HAWK:
F***in' A! Woooooo!
The three burnouts jump, scream, HOOT, and play air
instruments like loons as if they're the only ones in the
hall. They can't stop. The rest of the student body are not
amused
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY
Hawk, Trip, and Lex hold their trays over the counter as the
LUNCH LADIES fill them with Salisbury steak, hard dinner
rolls and scoops of bluish pudding. Ah, public school
nutrition.
TRIP:
(stoked)
This is the best thing that ever
happened to me at school! Not only
are we on again for KISS in Detroit,
but we're actually sitting right at
the fifty yard line! I dare you dudes
to find a curlier scenario.
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