Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Page #7

Synopsis: Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he runs into a male gigolo who asks him to look after his precious fish while he is away on business. However, he wrecks the house and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer his hot on his trail.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Mike Mitchell
Production: Happy Madison Productions
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
30
Rotten Tomatoes:
23%
R
Year:
1999
88 min
Website
2,219 Views


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% And all you gotta do

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-% Don't wanna be %

% One of the broken-hearted %

% So lift me up

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from the broken-hearted %

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% Color me your car %

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off your color chart %

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% You can call me

any day or night %

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% Cover me with kisses

baby %

% Cover me with love %

% Roll me

in designer sheets %

% I'll never get enough %

% Emotions come

I don't know why %

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we can share the wine %

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the languages of love %

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Harris Goldberg

Harris Goldberg (born November 17, 1962) is a Canadian-born director, writer and producer. He co-wrote the 1999 film Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo with Rob Schneider and the 2002 film The Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey. In 2007, Goldberg wrote and directed the film Numb, inspired by his own experiences battling an anxiety disorder. more…

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