Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Page #3
falls backwards in the chair?
Because I'm not the one wearing
the underwear on my head.
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Remember when I broke my arm?
That didn't feel good at--
I can't believe you sat on the tinfoil ball!
We're going to be rich!
Okay, Rowley.
Hold still. Oy!
My computer was supposed
to be for homework only.
You lied to me. You know
how I feel about that.
Mom, from now on,
I'll be 100% honest.
Well, that lasted
about a week.
Mom somehow didn't appreciate the
completely honest version of me.
Happy birthday,
Grandpa!
Next year, I want
a chocolate cake.
That is, if you're alive next year.
Greg!
Honesty, Mom!
Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman
from the PTA.
Tell her I'm not here!
But that would be lying
and I don't do
that anymore.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my
mom isn't in the house right now.
On weekends, I try to stay as
far away from my brothers as possible.
But on Sunday morning,
I have no choice.
Poopy!
Huh?
Oh, Greg! It looks like
he has a candy bar on there.
Manny!
Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
Yeah, I'll get a rag.
Dad, stop it!
Hold still!
All right, let me see.
You're fine.
Can't even tell.
I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants!
Okay, well, you can't skip church.
No, I'm not going in like this!
Fine.
He made them every one
Go.
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
What are you doing? Go!
The Lord God made them all
Please be seated.
Let me just say how gratifying it is
to see so many smiling faces here today.
Mothers and fathers...
Okay, we're up.
Come on, we're up!
But everyone will see the sweater!
People are looking, okay?
So come on. Let's go.
Come on.
Poop!
He's pooped his pants!
No, it isn't what it looks like!
It isn't!
It's chocolate!
Chocolate, see?
What did I say about
being civil to one another?
That's all I asked of you!
Well, you have blown it big time!
Never been more embarrassed!
Everyone we know was there!
I have no idea how I'm
gonna write my column this week!
I feel like a complete fraud!
Well, you brought this on yourselves!
You can kiss Rockin' Rapids goodbye!
You two will stay here all weekend
and work out your differences.
And if you don't, I will.
And trust me, you don't
want any part of that.
Do you understand?
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
All right, let's go.
And don't have anybody over this weekend.
Got it?
Party at my place.
Snacks in the bowls, ice in
the freezer, cups on the table.
Your party better be good.
Our party, little bro.
Wait! Whoa, whoa! We need
chairs from the basement.
For what?
In case we wanna
play musical chairs.
I haven't played musical
chairs since the second grade.
Well, it comes back
when you hit high school.
Wait! You get the chairs.
I don't want anyone to be
disappointed. All right?
Okay.
All right.
Rodrick, help!
The door's closed!
Yeah, and it's
staying closed.
I don't need a middle-schooler
ruining my party.
What? I thought it was our party!
It's my party.
Now keep quiet
or I'll lock you in the dryer!
Rodrick!
Greg!
And that's magic!
Jefferson residence.
Rowley speaking.
Rowley, I need
your help! Now!
Holy pepperoni!
Get inside. Open the door and let me out!
Yes, you did it!
It's a really nice try, Greggy.
But whatever you thought,
I already thinked it!
When our band is huge, we'll
have parties every night!
But they'll be backstage parties!
Sweet! We'll get to go backstage.
You, don't touch that phone!
Music off! Everybody freeze!
Freeze.
If anyone makes a sound,
the party is over
and I am a dead man.
So... Shh!
Quiet, man!
Get back!
Shh!
Hello?
Rodrick, it's Mom.
Is everything okay? It took
a long time for you to answer.
Yeah, everything's fine.
I was just washing dishes.
Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted
to check in and say I love you,
and I'm sorry I was
so harsh earlier.
No problem. Bye.
Now let me say
good night to Greg.
Greg?
Oh, uh...
He can't. He's asleep.
I don't want to wake him.
No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom.
Hey, Rodrick.
Hi, sweetie,
is everything okay?
Why were you sleeping so early?
Well, actually, I wasn't
sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
The basement? What
the heck are you doing down there?
Wouldn't you rather be
up here hanging with me?
Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why
don't you come down and get me?
Now.
I think
they're trying to get along.
Huh? That's good.
Good, honey.
Okay. Everything is cool here, right, Greg?
Yeah, Mom. And I have
your number if I need you.
Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll
see you tomorrow. Good night.
Listen up.
If you do anything that
embarrasses me, anything at all,
I will...
You'll what?
Just stay out
of my way,
nerds.
I think we should
go upstairs.
Are you kidding me?
We might not get to go to another
high school party for five more years.
We have an
opportunity here,
our grade has ever seen before.
Like what?
Teenage things.
Just follow my lead,
and we'll be fine.
Hey, watch the elbows,
popcorn dude. Not cool.
That was a close one.
I didn't know you
could get up there.
You should hear my band.
We play so loud, we actually
make people's eardrums bleed.
Ew.
I mean, not really.
I think your brother likes her!
I have to go find my friend.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Reminder! You can't call if you're dead.
Dude, this party is dying.
Look, the girls aren't into it.
Look, they want
to dance.
You don't ask them to
dance, they're gonna leave,
then you're just
gonna be that guy
who threw the lame
party with no girls.
Go ask the girls
to dance!
You ask them.
No, man. You go
ask the girls to dance.
You almost did it.
I'm not going to do it!
I've seen you dance!
I'm not doing it...
Did somebody say "dance"?
Break it down!
Rowley, no! Don't!
That kid's dead. No, wait,
man. What are you, new?
You can't mess with a chubby
kid, the girls'll freak out!
I won't call Mom.
You can kill me.
Conga...!
What is he doing?!
Who cares? I'm going to go squeeze in
next to Rachel Lewis and Amy Ramirez!
Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake it all the time
My girl's name is Senora
I tell you, friends,
I adore her
And when she dances,
oh, brother!
She's a hurricane
in all kinds of weather
Jump in the line,
Rock your body
This is great!
I know! I wish my mom was here!
Your parents are so cool
to let you have this party!
Yeah, really cool!
And they can never know!
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