Diciottenni al sole (Beach Party-Italian Style) Page #7

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- Eh.

You will have a new life,

and then I...

then... I might love you.

You?

- You love me?

- Yes, but on one condition.

Now you pick up the phone,

call the Commissioner...

...And return.

So you will not

increase your punishment.

- Call.

- No, I can not.

But why?

Why do you want me to go back

to those people?

You do not know what life is

like in a cell...

...And forced labor,

a cell and forced labor.

It's better to enjoy these days

of freedom on the run...

...Like a beast,

before I go back,...

...The penalty will increase,

but I really don't care.

You know why? Here alone,

I'll have something to remember.

The unforgettable hours

spent with you.

Yes, yes, dear.

Operator?

I want the Commissioner.

Hello, Commissioner?

Commissioner.

My name is Nanni Colizzi.

I escaped from Procida

and I want to surrender.

- I am a... (TELEPHONE) You

are joking.

It's been ten years since

anyone escaped from Procida.

The heat must have gone

to his head.

- Molino, Nicola!

- Ah, that's me.

Good morning.

Come in.

Excuse me, I was stripped,

but they brought me...

...my clothes

and I have not had time...

Sit down.

This is an injustice, you know?

Why am I treated like a thug?

Do you know that the quarter-

finals are ruined?

- What has been ruined?

- The quarter-finals, the race.

- I protest.

- You can protest...

...Because you are known here,

are you not?

I don't know, but I am innocent.

- Innocent.

- Of course, what have I done wrong?

- Where were you earlier?

- Well, at lunch.

- And then?

- And then...

Then, before the race,

I was on the beach...

On the beach, lucky you, that

you could go to the beach.

So, on the beach eh?

Then we read...

...Sassu's report.

("On the Beach,

happened to be...

...At Punta del Faro

I watched a person...

...of young age...

...Turned out to be Nicola

Molino,... ")

("... That, in womens' clothes,

walked to the beach.

After that the person...

...removed the

womens' clothing...

...keeping on two pieces. ")

But Commissioner,

let me explain.

I understand now, OK?

Do not interrupt me.

("After a few minutes she

took off one of the two pieces,...

...the top...

...And soon after,...

...Since it was a remote area...

...also the bottom part. ")

Yuck!

"Yuck," it does not say that

here.

("Signed, Agent

Sassu Daniele. ")

- Ah, you laugh?

- Have you read that correctly?

You don't think so!

Of course I read that correctly.

It says, Nicola Molino.

No, Nicole Molino...

She's a woman.

Ni-co-le, a French female.

Well... Perhaps, then, it's

not written too clear.

We must ask the drafter

of the report.

Call agent Sassu.

Sassu is not here today,

Commissioner.

He's gone to Naples but

will be back tomorrow.

Everyone else goes somewhere,

and I'm always here, here, here.

It's a joke, Michael.

Oh, it's soup.

Good.

You're not going to eat?

I don't want to eat with you!

Ah, well! You're the guilty

one, eh?

What should I say? You've

ruined the quarter-finals,...

...You've ruined everything,

I've even been sent to jail.

You want to see me on the

guillotine? on the gallows?

I've denounced you.

Spy.

You're right! So learn to

sunbathe in your swimsuit.

What do you want?

Are you jealous, eh?

Of him?

You're imagining.

Then you're a moralist.

Stop! You can call me

whatever you like...

...as most French.

But what annoys me most...

...He got to see more than me.

Do you know what I would have given

to take a peek, eh?

What?

A lot!

I mean, I have no reason to

think that you would.

What do I know about you?

Only that you care about

underwater fishing,...

...That you don't like women.

Indeed, I have the impression that...

...You get nervous.

I like women a lot.

Don't you think I'm cute?

You've never tried to kiss

me.

Have you never kissed

a woman?

I believe you have.

I held my breath for 30 seconds.

- Is that a record?

- Well, almost.

Well?

You, guys.

Oh!

Hey.

- Eh?

- Please.

That's not a good idea...

...This is not the place

to make out.

- Excuse us, Commissioner.

- You're excused.

I spoke with agent Sassu, and

the misunderstanding was cleared up.

- So, can we go?

- It's all over?

You have to pay

a fine.

Oh, okay.

- You can go. - Goodbye,

Commissioner.

- Goodbye.

- Good day.

- If we hurry, we may have

time. - For what?

- To sunbathe before

sunset. - Okay, let's go.

A sunbath at sunset.

But!

Commissioner.

An urgent call.

I knew it.

Where am I?

In the middle of the ocean?

She tricked me.

I'm stranded in the ocean.

Help.

Oh, damn it!

Which way should I go?

Oh, Mother, what have I done

to deserve this?

Get out!

What I want, ma'am,

when I come here...

...A guy like me,

modestly, to have all of them...

...In my arms.

Did you have many adventures?

I'd rather not talk about it.

I understand, you're a gentleman.

Have you booked a hotel

in Capri?

- The Quisisana.

- Me too.

We must ensure that these

inconveniences stop.

Don't you think?

Oh sure. What could be done?

- I don't know.

- Let's get married.

Just think, I would not even

have to change my surname.

Eh!

And you wouldn't have to

sleep on the terrace.

I'm going to sneak a kiss.

Look, someone dropped a hat

in the sea.

- Make a wish.

- Quick.

Tell me?

Goodbye!

- Lucky them!

- Eh!

We'll see you next year!

Work! Work!

Spartacus!

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