Didier Page #3

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- What would you call her?

- I don't know.

There is good news. Things are

going better than expected.

Fabrice's injury is much less serious

than we thought.

We are very confident. Training is

going very well.

Team moral is solid.

There's nothing more to worry about.

And I'm going to have a girl.

We're going to call her Amandine.

I wanted to call her Esther

but the wife didn't like it.

Jean Pierre I have no desire to get

angry because it's useless.

So in summary...

If we lose in Paris...

you hurt.

At least it's clear.

That goes for you too Coco.

You're the one who introduced me to Jean Pierre.

So the same goes for you.

You better hope we win.

I know you're a joker but even so,

you can't go around smelling butts.

Now where are you going to "work"?

In an after-party?

- That's a friend.

- I'm a friend.

That's fine today is Friday.

We're all friends

But the game is on a Wednesday.

In four days.

Didier, let's go. We're going.

Sorry but I have to work tomorrow.

Goodbye Didier!

Get your head back inside. Hey!

We don't put our head out the window.

Who is it?

Go ahead and speak up.

He can't understand a thing.

Where is he from?

He's from...Lithuania.

He's staying with me right now.

- Staying with you?

- Yeah, why?

Nothing, that's something new.

You usually don't help people.

It's for my sister...

She's in a "save the world" phase

and she asked me to help.

- Why doesn't he stay with her?

- Well, Why doesn't he stay with her?!

Because she already has 2 Pekinese...

2 Chinese children staying with her.

So she's overwhelmed and

I'm the one who has to help.

- I think it's good.

- Yeah.

If we weren't able to have kids

I think Mijo and I would have adopted.

This is all wrong. We need to

find a solution soon.

For?

Sometimes you scare me.

Why?

What are we going to do with that?

It's also complicated because...

the transfer season is over and

we'll have to ask for an exception.

We're not replacing him anyways.

If that jerk Fabrice had only stayed

in bed for 2 days...

but no. He had to go out dancing.

Can you imagine the stupidity?

Well...

Let's go.

And what about the dog?

Isn't he here?

Oh yeah. He's in the bedroom.

He's sleeping under the bed.

Goodbye

That guy's a little weird, no?

It's not the same culture.

Sure. He doesn't seem like a bad guy.

Yeah, except when he bites.

- Ciao

- Ciao

NO!

Go to your basket.

I'm sick of you always

smelling my butt.

Stop that.

Close your mouth.

You don't see me walking around

with my tongue hanging out.

Tongues stay in.

What's wrong with you?

Didier! Didier, leave the dog alone.

Get off him!

- It's a she!

- Sure.

Didier, leave her alone.

He won't stop. What's

wrong with your friend?

- He's playful.

- He's mostly stupid.

I'm exhausted.

He exhausts me.

Do you want the whole

neighborhood mad at you?

Give them their ball back!

This can't be true.

You're intolerable.

What am I going to do with you?

Holy cow.

Didier, Didier! Heel, heel!

Didier that was good. Very good.

You're going to save my life. You

have no idea. Good dog.

He lovers, nice day?

There sure are a whole bunch

of jerks around here.

Come on, let's go shopping.

- He sir! Come back!

- Did you see how good he was?

- What did you say?

- Turn your iPod off.

How do they feel?

We can do better.

- Do you feel this on your toes?

- Yes.

Jean-Pierre don't you know I have

better things to do?

Where's this Armenian you

were talking about?

Lithuanian. I just want you

to take a look...

Tell me if we have

something to work with.

He's a little...but he has

enormous potential.

OK. 5 minutes.

Come on buddy.

Just remember what I said.

Didier, do you remember

what I said?

Didier, heel! Come here.

You're a pain.

Yes, you're a pain.

Remember the basics.

Soccer is a team sport.

The goal is the victory of the team.

If you want to play alone,

go play golf.

Let's practice passing.

I'll pass you the ball.

Are you listening?

I'll pass you the ball and you

pass it back. We'll pass the ball.

You remember? I pass you pass...

Pass me the ball Didier.

Didier pass me the ball!

Hi Kamel.

Didier stop! Oh my god.

Wait for me. I have

something to tell you.

Look

I bought a new CD.

I want my daughter to listen

to it in the amniotic sack.

Why haven't they invented a

CD case that's easy to open?

They could at least

have a little tab.

Do you want to talk about CD

packaging or watch soccer?

Do you want to go to

HMV during practice?

You never focus on what you're doing.

You're always talking

about something else.

Fine, it's cool.

I can do two things at once.

He runs fast, eh?

He's a little cocky though.

Yes, but effective

A little inexperienced,

but effective.

You can't touch it with

your hands!

Lithuanian soccer is

a little "freestyle" huh?

Come here.

Don't move, don't move.

What was that?!

I could leave you in the

parking lot, huh?

It's not complicate, heck.

Give me the ball.

Pass

With your foot, not your hands!

Your foot! This is your foot!

Pass, again, pass.

There you go.

Go get it!

So?

Yes, he has something.

Wow, you're pretty full of yourself

talking to him like that.

Why?

You talk to him like he's a dog!

If it was me I would've

punched you in the face.

Even a dog gets treated better.

It is a dog. So there.

You're gross!

Is that what foreigners are to you?

Not even the Polish speak

to people like that.

He knows we're talking about him.

Tell him to come here. He can't

kneel there forever.

Didier!!

Come here!

Come here.

There.

OK, OK, that's enough.

Calm down.

- I told you after the show.

- I know but...

I'm listening.

I have a proposition that might

be of interest to you...to us.

I'll let you test drive

a player for one year.

- Who?

- A new guy.

His name is Didjei Asdravisus.

He's very good.

Don't know him.

Where did he play?

He's from Lithuania. A friend

coaches at this...

My grand-daughter is up next.

Spring has arrived in the Chouchougnon forest.

Everyone is very happy.

The bees, the daisies, the mushrooms...

and caterpillars and butterflies.

She was amazing.

Bring your player to

my house tomorrow.

Set up a time with Claudie.

Next to Los Angeles,

everything seems tiny.

Don't you think so?

It's right here. Pull over.

Don't take 3 hours!

The jet lag is killing me.

I'm just picking up my dog.

I'll be back in 5 minutes.

A...

We've seen it before.

A giraffe.

An owl

A trumpet...Bless you.

Wait here. Be good.

What day is it? I thought

you were in Los Angeles.

It's a long story.

I brought gifts. The marketing on this

film was amazing...Where's Didier?

Didier

Weren't you in Los Angeles?

At first I had a half-hour appointment with

Kevin Deer, but then the assistant...

Are you okay?

Who's the nutzo?

My aunt...has problems with her kid.

He's staying here while she finds an

institution. He's not mean, just a little...

Oh no! I told you he's harmless.

Harmless, you're kidding.

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