Didier Page #6

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if you want.

Tell me...

What do you want?

Play.

How was the car ride?

No traffic jams?

Flowers...Did you get my flowers?

Yes, they're very

pretty. Thanks.

You came, so you can't

be too mad at me.

I came to support Didier.

We are on our way...

to crash the game...

We are on our way...

To make trouble at the game!

To make trouble, to make

trouble at the game!

We have tickets,

we have tickets.

Watch out!

This is going to be

your lucky day!

Hey guys, look!

It's John and Yoko

Coin toss goes to FCB.

Good dog, good dog.

That's very good.

The team captains

are shaking hands.

Let's hope that these two

teams play a fair game...

Hopefully it's cleaner than what we've

had the misfortune of seeing in the past.

Dioto takes the kick-off and

passes it to Curlsse.

Yes, Curlsse, the great Curlsse...

who returns the ball to Dioto.

And the ball is taken away by Gurlecki....

Now it's being stolen from him-

Open your eyes!

Open your eyes!

And Paris has the ball...

From Gurleck to Doberman.

Watch out!

Close in! Close in!

Good job, Didier!

He steals the ball...

and he's taken off on is own!

He has good control of the ball...

He's looking for a teammate...

He passes...

Dummy!

What's he doing?

He had the whole field!

If you tell him to get the ball

and pass it to Merenguez...

then he'll pass it to Merenguez!

Paris has the ball...

Oh no, that's dangerous!

That had to hurt.

It reminds you of something,

doesn't it Jean?

Yes, it wasn't exactly the same,

but definitely close.

Piece of crap TV....

I didn't see anything.

Look, the goalkeeper

is out cold!

Oh yeah, he's out.

TO THE HOSPITAL! HE'S GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!

(Crowd Singing))

That's can't be fun.

What are the goal posts made of?

They're kevlar.

And the coach is sending

in a replacement, it's Perrier.

Oh, a new offensive plan from

PSG...to Doberman...

He's going to run into

Didier along the way.

What a good dodge, huh Robert?

A perfect technical move...

or a "juke", as it's called

in our soccerist jargon.

Nice recovery, a little

unorthodox, but effective.

- He pushed him!

- He did not push him!

Oh no, he's on the ground.

Oh no, he tricked Didier!

Parisians take the ball back

and charge up the middle.

This can't be happening!

Come on!

He's a super player, that

Romanian you brought us.

Coco, one day I'm going to rip

off your head and use your ponytail...

to give you a tail.

It will be an improvement.

No one's on Doberman!

He's all alone out there!

And it's a beautiful goal by

Doberman for Paris Saint Germain!

Hey Perrier, come up here!

Maybe you'll see better!

Oh, it looks like thinks are heating

up between the players.

Oh no, this doesn't look good.

They're going to kick him out.

Red card...expulsion.

What were you thinking?!

The referee was paid off!

Of course he's paid... Do

you think he works for free?

With no goalkeepers left on the

bench, who will Kamel choose?

Another random player.

That's one way, it's definitely

difficult to choose someone.

Who will get the short straw?

You know what I mean, Robert.

Oh, Kamel chose his new goalkeeper.

It's Didier Asavinius who was appointed...

Yes, so it seems.

But let me remind you of the exact

pronunciation of his name...

Kanavanistuc

What ethnicity is that?

It's a Labrador.

You guard the cage.

Guard the cage.

The cage is your house. The

ball can't get in your house.

You catch the ball and

throw it away....

Far, far, far, far away. OK?

Presenting #5, in the

position of goalkeeper...

Didier Asavinius!

It's 1-0 for Paris. They really want

to score a second, huh Jean?

Yes, the Parisians are playing

very, very well, Robert.

FCB is making its way to the net...

And what an amazing technical move!

Not a very nice looking

save...huh Jean?

Hands, butt, head...

they're all allowed.

A technical move realized

with a lot of technique.

Didier! Your hands.

You can use your hands.

Please sir, you can't

stay here.

A magnificent goal to tie

the score from Merenguez!

The first goal for FCB...

is scored by #12,

David Merenguez.

It's been an exciting first period.

Yes, and both sides

are playing strong.

Free kick for Paris!

When are they going to put

in a big screen here?

Bravo Didier!

Good dog! That's my

good dog!

A very beautiful kick...

Oh oh, watch out...

No, throw the ball away!

Didier can't go in the

goal with the ball.

There you go...a goal.

And yes, a goal for Paris.

He needs to brush up

on the rules.

But after making such

a wonderful save...

how is is possible to make

such a stupid mistake?

Well that's the glorious

incertitude of sports, Robert.

At the end of the

first period...

the score is

PSG 2 - FCB 1

You've sold me lemons before

Jean-Pierre, but never this bad.

I didn't sell him, Richard.

You gave him to me, for a season.

I don't need the season. You

can take your donkey back.

He's not a donkey, he's human.

Stop talking to people like

that. I hate it.

You're really not cut

out for this job.

It's time you found

something else.

In any case, it would be better

if we never crossed paths again.

Did you get that?

Coco, you get 45 minutes

credit...one half time.

Mental state can be very fragile...

It's important to stay motivated

and focused until the end...

But that's the most difficult

part, Robert.

But it's all his fault!

Why, you've never made

a mistake before?

It never happens to you?!

So, let's start over.

We don't have a choice.

Offense. Now we

are on the attack!

Gomez, pass up to Balul...

Balul you push forward.

Curlsse will support you. OK?

Forget what I told you before.

Now we attack! OK?

Let's go. Let's win.

Yes or no?!

Yeah ok.

Didier, come here.

OK, go sit down.

Now in the second half...

but Didier isn't worried.

Maybe he should throw the

ball instead of goofing off.

I think he heard you.

Hey! You want to take a

photo while you're at it?

Why his he going back

to his own goal?

I have no idea.

Didier that way! That way!

A tie-making goal by

Didier Asavinius from FCB.

The score is now 2-2.

It's incredible!

Didier Didier Didier

It tells time.

Even though you only

came for Didier...

I'm really happy you're here.

Listen Jean-Pierre, frankly

I don't care about soccer.

You know I don't care.

But...I've been

thinking a lot lately...

and I realized...

that I care a lot more about you

than what I've shown you.

That I showed it badly.

Continue.

For once, you're talking

without asking a favor.

I want to live with you and

build a life together.

And so...I'm asking you...

officially...

to reconsider my case.

OK.

But that's Didier!!

Come, this is incredible.

There's a dog on the grass.

That's my Didier.

It's in!

Its amazing!

A...uh..a dog scored

the tie-breaking goal!

Its now 3-2 for FCB!

Will they accept it or not?

With everything happening

on the field...

a dog head-butting a goal

with his head could be accepted.

Maybe if he had scored with

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