Die wilden Kerle 3 Page #2

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It's beating every minute

of my life for you.

It wasn't always easy

And sometimes we did fight..."

Hey, what are you doing?

- The guy is right.

You let a girls team

beat you for this?

Game over.

Come on.

Let's go. - No! My mother

will put me in my sailor suit!

She will anyway.

- Darn it, Nerv!

No one else is coming.

I wouldn't be so sure!

- Lookey here, I was right!

I'd swear it by my legs!

By my legs...

My soul...

...And all of my heart.

Hey, would you look at him!

Vanessa?

Let's go see Hadji bin Hadji.

In his secret inventor's workshop.

- Come on! Joschka, Vanessa...

I must be dreaming!

Were you always around,

or are you back?

We're back,

Hadji...

...bin Hadji, bin Hadji,

bin...

Bless you!

By Sir Ali Baba's earring!

Joschka!

How are you?

Hey! And who are you,

huh?

Oh, a really wild guy, I see.

- Don't get sentimental.

Oh...

Hadji, we need the bikes.

I see.

Come here. I'll show you something.

This is sentimental.

They were all over the city.

You threw them away!

- I know.

How long do you need to fix them?

Me? Oh, oh...

You'll do it yourself,

Mr. Leader.

With luck, you'll need four days.

That's too late!

Then ask the others.

Maybe they'll help you.

Forget it! - I rather play in

my underpants! - Or my sailor's suit.

We need new uniforms.

I won't do it! No!

It is all...

...our own fault, I know.

- We have to go 180 km in three days.

Fabi challenged us.

- And if you won't help us...

...then he's already beaten us...

with a girls team, Hadji.

You don't want that, do you?

Oh, oh... By Sir Ali Baba's

snaky moustache! We can't have that.

We'd never survive that!

First problem:
You'll starve.

SPECIAL RATIONS:

Hypersoluble drink powder!

Instant sausages!

And my newest invention:

Fish stick sandwiches with ketchup,

straight out of the tube! Here.

That's crazy.

- Totally crazy.

Darn it, Juli! That's

a chewing-gum net cannon!

And this?

What is it?

- A leech catapult.

This is for you. Look!

It shows every single secret path

and hideout that there is!

Right!

That's the thing that finds them.

The world's first automatic secret

hiding-place finder and navigator!

Here, have a look! You can find Yeti

or anything you want.

Where is...

Juli...

the...

dirtiest?

Hey, wait a second!

- What did I tell you?

No one will find you,

not even your father, Maxi!

Or your mother, the witch!

The Witch of Bogenhausen!

Hey, Nerv, like those pants?

Isn't it Aladdin-tastic

terrific?

- Maybe I will wear my sailor's suit.

Are you insulting me?

You're with Hadji bin Hadji!

It'll be the wildest uniform ever.

You look just as bad.

Vanessa! - Crap!

Why do we need him? Let's make Hadji

our new leader, or Nerv.

Could you at least

turn off your lights?

Here.

It's time for you

to be who you once were.

Wherever you are,

Whatever you do...

By the flying carpet!

... I know you can hear me.

Wherever you are...

What are you waiting for?

Wherever you are,

I know you can hear me...

All is well and good!

- As long as you're wild!

Send the Beastly Beasts

straight to the moon!

And then to hell!

- They'll never come out again!

Never!

I swear my legs on it!

... forever wild, forever cool,

Forever full of that anger.

Always be wild, always be good,

Whatever you do!

Forever wild, forever cool,

Forever far from your anger.

Always be wild, always be good...

Hey, Nerv...

What's a gunslinger do when he loses?

What? He's dead.

Terror-touristic coffin-lid nail!

What are we waiting for?

Did you read this?

"Dear parents, how do you think

we'll grow up the quickest?

By obeying and staying at home

or by racing our bikes around

and beating the Beastly Beasts?

All is well and good, as long

as you're wild."

'Rich.' Everything is fine

as long as you're rich.

Wild! - Rich!

- Wild! - Rich! - Wild! - Rich!

Here it says, "Wild, wild, wild,"

and wild again!

Shut up!

- I will not.

My son is so sensitive and delicate.

Just like me.

And I know what I'm doing.

We can count on these gentlemen.

Evil, evil, evil, evil...

Evil, evil...

They're only four...

...men!

I'm coming too!

Go, go! Hurry!

It's about to rain

and the first hideout

is still 20 km away!

Come on! Hurry!

Vanessa, are you alright?

I don't need your help!

No kidding.

What's up?

- You have to ask?

You left us, Leon. You're a traitor.

You'll run off again.

Juli, Maxi! Pull out the tarp!

We'll sleep on those rocks.

And now?

If the rain doesn't stop,

we'll never get over the hills.

- We have to stop it.

We've done it before, remember?

Sure!

You were playing soccer and Maxi

shot the globe on his father's head.

The rain stopped.

Where are we supposed to get a globe?

We don't need one. We'll swear.

We'll swear until it stops.

That's crazy.

- Just try it!

Come on, Vanessa!

Triple-oiled pus-plague!

And apollo-calyptic monster flood!

I think I'll kiss

my three pink cousins!

By the last finger on my...

...Piranha-dentist!

And his aunt, the...

...farting flounder!

By star-sparkling dragon slime!

Vanessa!

Look! It's getting lighter!

Oh yeah?

Kids' stuff. - Then we stay

here and Raban kisses his cousins.

Slimy, jiggly toilet brush salad!

Vanessa!

Okay, but don't you dare laugh.

It's the worst word I know.

Rabbit-fluff-wad

pom-pom tail butt!

Vanessa!

Let's get some sleep.

We have a long way to drive tomorrow.

Hadji, nice to see you.

I'd really like to know

where my son Maxi is right now.

Boys! - Oh, oh... by the

saber-tooth tiger's holy beard!

My dead body knows... I mean...

I'll carry it to my grave.

That's what I thought.

But I know what I'm doing.

I know how to torture a man.

Girls!

Oh, no! Please!

- By the way...

My son calls me

the Witch of Bogenhausen

and I think we're a team now.

- Go, girls! Make him pink.

If this works, Markus,

then he can change

his sign however he wants...

We'll do it in under 50 seconds.

I can't believe it!

Hadji, is that you?

- Oh, oh... yes!

But I have failed.

We can see that, Hadji.

- Yes.

I need your help. Maxi's father

and Nerv's mother...

They're following the Wild Bunch...

- We can't help you.

Marlon!

By Sir Ali Baba's heart and beard!

Why can't you go, Hadji?

- Dressed like that,

you'd fit in perfectly.

- Oh yeah?

The way you've installed that nitro,

your cart's about to explode!

Told you so! Now what'll you do?

Get 'em!

Marlon!

Green grass grubs!

- Get them! Bite them!

I suggest we run away. Come on!

I need two guys

who can drive a cart! Come on!

Let's go!

We go on the Wild Bunch hunt.

We're hunting...

We go on the Wild Bunch hunt.

Evil...

We go on the Wild Bunch hunt.

We're hunting...

We go on the Wild Bunch hunt...

Three hour witch's fart!

- Juli,

where is the secret hideout?

- I don't know.

Yes...

this must be it.

Double-terror bear bacon!

- Joschka, let's cook!

This will be my day.

And my Nerv will be like he was.

Fish stick sandwich with ketchup!

And instant sausages!

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