Die wilden Kerle 3 Page #3

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Guys, can you smell it?

This will be a feast!

You bet it will! Here.

Summer belongs

to the wildest one. Catch!

Or don't you think so?

You know what I think.

Food's ready.

- You're not doing it justice.

This is Hadji bin Hadji's...

...Astronaut feast!

Fresh from the tube to you!

Hey, what's up? Aren't you hungry?

Want to try?

Hungry?

Joschka, the drinks?

Just a moment. I'll get the

Hadji bin Hadji drink powder.

Yes! Dig in!

Eat until you burst.

Then you'll sleep.

And then...

come the dreams.

Bad dreams.

Very bad dreams...

That will come true when you wake.

Man, am I full!

Oh...

totally full, I'd say.

Hyper-touristically explodingly full.

That's repulsive!

No, it's...

Good...

- Raban, yuck! You stink!

Hey...

- Yes,

but Vanessa's word was even better.

- Yes!

What was it again?

- Rabbit-butt...

Pom-pom wad...

Vanessa, where'd you get that?

- None of your beeswax.

Come on!

- Vanessa!

Tell us!

- Tell us!

Tell us. Tell us. Tell us.

No, Nerv. You're getting on my nerves.

- That's my fate.

And if you don't spit it out,

it means you're chicken!

Alright.

But don't you dare laugh.

- Are they farting again? - Shh!

It was a long time ago.

Crap, I think must have

been about four.

My favorite cousin

invited me to his party.

Hey, hey!

- And ho, ho!

Leon, listen to this!

A Carnival party, darn it!

Since my grandma thinks

rabbits are sweet,

she dressed me up as one.

I looked cute.

Darn cute, actually.

But everyone else went as pirates.

Really cool pirates everywhere

and me with a...

- Rabbit's tail on my butt.

Oh yes, you know what that's like!

Don't you?

What?

Remember your own Carnival parties?

You had to dress up

as Maya the Bee.

No! I was always Willy,

with the big glasses!

You mean these?

Why don't you leave them be?

You're just jealous.

You wish you were like them.

I hate boys

who talk with their reflection...

and only want to be

wild, wild and wilder!

All units!

The nightmare begins!

Tie and gag them!

Raban!

Joschka!

Mealy-moth nightmare closet!

Leon! Vanessa!

Are you awake?

I'll count to three... One...

...Two...

...Three! Get 'em, boys!

- No, you don't!

One step closer and I'll shoot this

where it hurts the most!

Oh yeah?

How are you gonna do that?

- You only have one ball.

And we are horribly evil.

Get that midget!

Darn it! Leon!

Where are you guys?

- We're all here. - Hold on!

I thought they were sleeping.

Mr. Maximilian, what do we do?

- How about counting?

Can you count?

One...

Two...

Mr. Maximilian?

...Three!

- Mr. Maximilian!

Let's go!

Yes, run away! Run away,

you wimps!

Now you know, Mom,

how delicate and sensitive I am!

Mr. Maximilian!

Help!

We're leaving.

Let's get outta here!

Maxi, we beat your father!

And the Witch of Bogenhausen!

The summer belongs to the wildest.

If you disagree, you're plain wrong.

It's proven, it's always been true.

Always be dangerous and wild...

We showed them!

Now you know, Mom...

...how delicate and sensitive I am!

- Delicate and sensitive!

Like a shark in a kiddy pool!

...like communion lessons

with my three pink cousins!

Nerv, you really are...

...The wildest guy I know.

Are you serious?

- Yes, we are!

Come on! Everything's good...

- As long as you're wild!

I swear it on my legs!

- My legs,

my soul and all of my heart.

I have to thank you.

For what?

Everything. The pink pumps.

The game against Fat Mikey.

For your letter.

And for this trip.

And for this...

What?

What do you think?

Tomorrow we send them to the moon!

- And then to hell!

Boom! Bang!

They're not fighting now.

And they're not afraid

of girls anymore either, Fabi.

They're not afraid of anything.

- We'll change that.

We'll take the weakest one.

Leon, we must be there.

- Now we'll show Fabi,

who is the wildest!

- And it's not his Beasts!

But we are truly beastly!

Hottentot nightmare night!

They don't look very friendly.

I bet Fabi's looks like this, too.

He wants to beat us.

But he won't manage it.

Are you sure?

- You trust me, right, Vanessa?

Only if you beat me in a race. Now!

- Stop!

That wasn't fair!

- Who is fair,

Leon?

- Forget the rest, we'll take them!

Come on! Hurry up!

Don't get your hopes up!

- Look who's talking!

Speak for yourself!

- Yeah? The dogs'll bite the loser!

Who're they biting now?

- You!

Now it's getting serious!

Just wait! I'll get you yet!

First one across wins!

Deal!

You're on!

- Depends on what you call across!

Leon, I can't see you!

Given up?

- No, Nessi, I'm already there!

You're bluffing!

I don't believe a word!

Actually, the dogs

are already nipping at your heels!

Vanessa's right,

and we are the dogs.

Get him!

What did I say?

You're a snail, you hear me?

Hey, this isn't funny!

Leon?

Say something, Leon!

Vanessa, what's going on?

- Leon is gone.

We have to find him.

Untie him.

Don't think you can get away.

You'd get lost.

- We're deep

in the dark forest.

Well? How do you like it here?

Compared to this,

your tree house is a shack.

I thought you wanted to play soccer.

- Holy cow, you are naive.

He wants to beat you.

He always did. - It'll be

a grand victory. - We promise.

A crushing victory. Get your rest

so we'll be sure to enjoy it.

You are our guest.

Can we get you something?

Are you hungry?

Leon?

Hey, Leon?

Darn it, where is he?

Vanessa, Juli, everybody come here!

Crap!

- No, please no!

Say it isn't true!

Vanessa...

It is.

Leon is gone. He went home.

I don't believe you.

- Read it yourself.

"Sorry, I can't deal with it.

I'm too scared."

Don't like it?

Look, he's taking a walk.

He's pretty cute, actually.

Don't you think?

Really cute!

Hey, Leon! How do you like it here?

...All alone with us?

Want to stay forever?

Hi!

I see you're ready.

For what?

To play soccer, of course.

Dream on, Fabi.

Come back inside.

Hey, Leon, what's eating you?

We all used to admire you.

- You were the best, Leon.

We abso-total-lutely wanted...

...to be just like you.

So how 'bout it?

- Are you gonna let us...

...beat you?

- Or will you chicken out again?

He's ready!

- He's ready!

You see?

- The slalom-dribbler! - A real hero!

He's my hero!

- No, mine!

No, mine!

- Hear that? You just have to decide.

Take me! - No, me!

- No, I want to beat you!

Pick me! I'm better than them.

And?

Who are you going to play?

- The best.

Are you sure?

When I beat the best,

the rest have to shut up.

Boo!

- Leon, we'll get you!

You'll regret that!

- So what's up?

Oh, Lissi is the best.

Lissi, who shoots from the hip.

She'll waste you!

She'll shoot you to the moon!

- And then to hell. - And you'll

never come back!

And I get to grill your legs.

We're playing soccer-squash.

- Know it, Leon?

When the ball comes off the wall,

it can only touch the ground once.

- Or the other player gets a point.

Get it?

Let's get started.

Loser goes first.

Sorry, that was a bit weak, Leon.

- You don't say.

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