Die wilden Kerle 3 Page #4

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Lissi, you can do it!

That was one.

- I saw.

Lissi...

- I'm giving him two points.

Very good! - Here.

- Keep it up, Leon.

That makes two.

- I know.

I can count.

- I can, too.

Keep going. We play to ten.

Good one, Lissi!

Now it's Lissi's serve.

- Leon, hold on tight!

She's gonna get you now.

- You've got no chance.

Kick it from the hip!

- Great, Lissi!

Use your right, Lissi!

That fast. - And it's gonna

get faster. - Too fast for you, Leon.

What's up? Still wanna play?

- Yes. - Okay.

But Sara will play for me.

Show him, Sara. Give it to him!

What are you looking at?

It's 3 to 2,

in case you'd forgotten.

Hope this isn't too hard for you.

No, but for you!

You don't know Sara!

Darn it, this is too simple.

It's no fun.

Fli-Fla, d'you want to play?

- Oh yes,

I'd love to!

- Hear that, Leon?

Our smallest player

is thrilled to smash you flat!

The loser starts.

Hey, Leon! Get on with it,

or are you going to play me?

Yeah! Yippee!

Super, Fli-Fla!

The wild guy's a chicken!

Why are you doing this?

Fabi, we were friends.

Are you being serious?

You were all that mattered.

Leon, the goal-scorer.

Leon, the leader.

Leon who wanted to be the best.

And I was there

to make your wish come true.

Remember?

Who brought in Vanessa

even when you beat him up for it?

You're in love! You're in love!

Look! It's disgusting!

Who was there for you when

she beat you in the tournament?

And who made sure

that we passed the test of courage?

She's gonna jump! - Is she crazy?

- No. And I'm not jumping alone.

Yes, you will!

- No, I won't!

Right!

I'm jumping with her.

You were always afraid,

just like you are now.

You can't imagine

how much I'm enjoying this.

Sign this and I'll let you go home.

That's where you like it best, right?

And you? I thought

you wanted to beat the Wild Bunch.

Leon, the Wild Bunch

doesn't exist. That was kids' stuff.

A joke.

I don't believe it!

I don't want to believe it!

Darn it! Leon wouldn't just run off.

Like the game with the national team?

When he gets scared,

he's capable of anything.

Picture it the other way around.

Vanessa here

and you out there.

And you found a letter saying,

"Sorry, I can't deal with it.

I'm too scared."

I'm outta here.

- Okay!

Then we're all going.

On one condition.

We're going where it tells us to:

The secret hide-out finder

and navigator.

So now you tell us, please,

where Leon is.

I said Leon is gone.

Yes, too far away...

When I ask it.

But maybe not for Vanessa.

Think of the lake.

Think of the kiss.

- That's crazy.

It's our last chance.

Please, Vanessa!

- We won't look. - It's crazy.

Just try!

Leon would do it.

- I swear by my legs!

Okay, whatever.

I'm looking for...

Come on!

Looking for the one I really...

Ha! What did I say?

- Come on! What are you waiting for?

Vanessa!

Come on!

Fabi is right.

They won't come.

And if they do,

we have our welcome...

"I hereby declare the Beastly Beasts

the wildest team in the world."

I knew it! Fabi is behind this.

That jerk!

Come on.

You know it doesn't hurt, Leon.

I'll kill you if you do it!

- And I'll kill you after that!

Vanessa, watch out! It's a trap!

Sulfur-plague hippopotamus

propeller-tail manure!

Raban is right.

- Looks bad for you guys.

If you even move a nanometer...

...you'll get what Fat Mikey got.

- You heard.

Let's get this over with.

Don't let it happen.

Please, dear God.

Save yourselves!

- Anna!

Aisha!

- Run!

Hey, girls!

- We thought we were too late!

Hadji bin Hadji says hi.

And I'm supposed to tell you

you're nasty and stinky!

Lara-Moon, Anna! Come here!

Everyone else, shoot!

Gladly, Fabi!

- What do you want? - Pepper pistols?

Leech catapults?

- Or chewing-gum net cannons?

How about honey? - And some feathers?

- Or a pepper-chili mix?

Open fire, Kissi!

- Good idea. That really hurts.

It burns in your eyes.

- And in your nose.

It burns everywhere.

But you missed us. - These are

gum nets. - Clean and pre-chewed!

And totally mega-tastically sticky!

Fabi!

- Open the nets! Then we have them!

I've got the right!

Markus, Marlon, get those girls!

- Leon, stay cool. - We're on it.

Too late!

- You're in a trap!

Darn it!

- Leon, where are you?

The trap shuts...

Oh yeah? Do you really think so?

This is a leech catapult.

And we've got a lot of them.

What happens now?

- We'll do

what we came here to do.

We'll meet you in the adder's cave!

Triple-oiled owl poo!

Hadji's the best!

You see the pepper pistols?

- And the gum guns?

Nerv and his leeches were the best.

- Vanessa's right.

Nerv, why didn't you shoot?

- Fabi was peeing his pants.

Now we'll finish him off.

Leon, get our uniforms.

- The ones Hadji made.

Leon, what is it?

What's wrong?

Vanessa!

Stop, wait. Give me that.

What's wrong?

They all beat me.

Even the smallest one.

And...

now you're scared.

I ran out on you before.

You're right. And we

have to risk it happening again.

Because we need you.

Here.

Who'll shoot the deciding goal?

You see? After that,

you can fail all you want.

What now?

Moth-filled old nightmare closet!

Come on!

I can smell them.

After our stink bomb treatment!

What do you know?

Be wild!

- No!

Wilder than wild!

Be poisonous and beastly!

- As beastly as beasts!

And shoot your opponents...

...to the end of the world.

By all the otters, adders

and vipers!

Apollo-calyptic sweat-hoof troll!

- Hey! Too scary for you?

So what?

Okay, whatever.

We'll play 2 twenty minute halves,

then you'll be done for!

Anna, Yvette, Kissi, Sara!

- We play 5 against 5!

The others onto the stands!

What did you do to the goals?

- They're behind bars!

Figure out how to open them!

- Markus, get ready! Maxi, Vanessa

and Joschka!

- Let's get started!

Lara-Moon...

Darn!

- Maxi, get that ball!

Crap! Darn it!

Markus, it's yours!

The ball is Kissi's!

- Joschka, Vanessa!

Maxi, Lissi is free!

Maxi!

No!

- You have to hit the signs!

Ivette, this is for you.

Vanessa! - Maxi, take Lissi!

- Kissi is open!

Don't let them hit the third sign!

- It's going into the goal!

Markus, hurry!

- No!

This will be

the last game of your life, Leon.

We'll see. Markus, we attack!

- Joschka is open! - Kill them!

Joschka!

- Over the ramp!

What was that?

- A foul!

Crybaby! - Did you think

we play girly soccer? - Go, Maxi!

Show us your big shot!

- The triple wild MS GTI!

Super!

- Yes!

We made it!

Yes!

- The best shot of all time!

Yoo-hoo!

- Now we'll show them.

Now I'll show you.

Holy Thunderbird!

- Kissi!

Leon, watch out! - Get back!

- Vanessa, hurry! - Kissi, run!

Markus!

- Hold on to it!

Why isn't anyone covering Lissi?

Leon, what are you doing?

Yes! - An own-goal, girls!

- Yes! - Yes!

Did you see that?

They did it themselves!

Welcome to the adder's cave.

Have fun in the 2nd half.

Damn it! I told you!

We don't stand a chance!

It was an own-goal.

- It can happen to anyone.

I'm not just anyone. Go ahead,

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