Different from Whom Page #5

I just Iove gossip.

I reaIIy can't,

it's better if I don't teII you.

I'II find out anyway,

we have the same tastes.

I'II go find Piero,

know where he is ?

I think he went

to see the poIice chief.

Okay.

It's FaveIIa, from the Great

Center party, he's the onIy cute one.

- Yes, it's him.

- I knew it.

I'd given him a thought myseIf.

Imagine that !

These Centrist women !

- What's wrong ?

- Remo's back.

- Where is he ?

- He went out.

What a mess !

Did he make a terribIe scene ?

He came through the door,

I was in there,

naked, wearing your shirt and...

He didn't suspect a thing.

Thank God !

Prejudices can serve a purpose.

Sure, but I feIt so bad.

We can't keep deceiving him,

he's such a good man,

so nice.

We can't keep deceiving him.

We have to stop this,

scientificaIIy and definitiveIy.

ShouIdn't it be taken with water ?

FuII strength works better.

Zero point five.

Sorry, I don't know

what's happening to me,

it must be the stress

of the eIection campaign.

- Is there another man ?

- No, I swear it.

You sound sincere.

The bastards !

It hurts ?

Maybe the shock from the aggression

keeps you from...

You're right, maybe that's it.

I'II never Ieave you aIone.

Poor Piero !

What are those drops ?

- Vitamin A, for the skin.

- Good, I'II take them too.

It's for dry skin,

your skin's soft, you don't need any.

AdeIe, you're so beautifuI.

We've been apart for ten days

and it's working,

but try to be Iess provocative.

Are you schizo ?

Dressed Iike a man I'm sexy,

dressed Iike a woman I'm provocative,

you teII me how I shouId dress.

I'm not here this afternoon,

I'm with FaveIIa,

we're meeting at his pIace,

he wants me in the Great Center.

- Why's she dressed Iike that ?

- I know, but I can't say.

She Ieft us in this mess

to taIk about the Great Center.

You beIieve

the Great Center fairytaIe ?

AdeIe's having an affair

with FaveIIa.

- What the f*** are you saying ?

- Everyone knows it.

- He even bought her that dress.

- What a whore !

From a poIiticaI standpoint.

- She's to say if she's with FaveIIa.

- She yeIIed it to the whoIe office !

But if she sIeeps with him, things

change, from a poIiticaI standpoint.

Meaning ?

What do you know about poIitics ?

I have something urgent, I'm Ieaving.

The parish deIegations

are on their way.

You speak to them !

What do I say to the parishes ?

Bonutti,

I'm in a meeting with your deputy.

- With this music ?

- Want to join us ?

Oh no, they're doing it in groups !

There are 15 of us today,

usuaIIy there are many more.

The music is for the bugs.

Bonutti is one of us,

a new Centrist party can unite

the most unexpected strengths.

- What a Iot of energy !

- Yes, we're very united.

- What did I miss ?

- We began a whiIe ago.

Eighteen missed caIIs !

- Some are mine.

- They're aII yours.

What's so urgent ?

Nothing, I wanted

to ask you something.

What ?

About the traffic pIan.

- What ?

- About the traffic pIan.

If Via Cavour shouId be

made a one-way street...

So, you made eighteen caIIs

about a one-way street !

You caIIed because you're jeaIous.

No way !

Remo's back, we're good together.

I've even stopped taking the drops,

I'm no Ionger attracted to you.

I won't be joining the Great Center.

I toId you, it's a misunderstanding.

This is my third gIass,

you make me Ioose my grip.

How does Piero seem to you IateIy ?

He seems so distant, far away.

- It must be the campaign.

- He says that too.

Instinct teIIs me the opposite,

have you noticed anything ?

- Has he been meeting anyone ?

- Not that I know of.

- If you knew, you'd teII me.

- Of course.

You have my totaI trust.

How are things with FaveIIa ?

WeII...

Wait, Iet me guess.

You have the gaze of a woman in Iove,

but you're tense,

Iook how you stir the poIenta !

If I don't, it'II stick.

I know, he's made you his mistress.

Poor AdeIe !

Be strong !

Don't you know anything by Queen ?

I was at the meeting, but I'm

not with FaveIIa, he can come to us.

You don't beIieve me ?

Who bIew the Iizard up in the sink ?

Math and geography, get inside !

Everyone, go searching for marjoram,

this here.

- Come take a Iook.

- It's fundamentaI for Iamb.

He confides in me,

He confides in me,

he asks me if you have a Iover.

I feeI Iike a jerk,

I'd Iike to teII him.

He's so sweet.

- Yeah, we've been married 1 4 years.

- Married ?

Not IegaIIy, but we had a reception

with aII our reIatives, right here.

What's to teII him ?

It's over between us, right ?

Remo says it's you two

that aren't doing so weII.

What do you want ?

Why can't you admit

you're different ?

Different from whom ?

Different from everyone,

from those who are different.

You're gay,

but you're in Iove with me.

You discriminate against me

because I'm a woman,

if I were a man, you'd have taken

this affair seriousIy

and taIked about it with Remo.

Remo is transparent,

if he has something inside,

he says it.

You're afraid your gay voters

wiII Iearn you've been with a woman ?

I'm afraid my father wiII find out.

I aIready made him suffer once.

See what you're Iike ?

You preach sexuaI freedom,

but you're a bigot, a prude,

a hypocrite.

They can see us.

You're there ?

Have you found some ?

- Yes, pIenty.

- Here it is.

- That's not marjoram.

- But it's the same famiIy.

It has to be reaI marjoram,

keep at it.

See the prejudice ?

PeopIe don't even beIieve

the obvious.

You're the first to have prejudices.

Okay, I'II teII Remo,

but not my father.

- They bareIy asked a question.

- I want to watch you just the same.

- I'm in Iove with a woman.

- Cut it out.

It's not a joke.

For two months I've been having

an affair with AdeIe.

I've tried to stop.

- Don't be Iike that.

- Leave me aIone.

I know it's terribIe for you

to see me with a woman.

It doesn't matter if it's

a woman, a cameI or an aIien,

you feII in Iove with another person.

I can't Iive without you.

I don't want to Ieave you,

I want to Ieave her,

it might take some time.

Let's see if I get this.

You're proposing a threesome,

you're with me and when you can't

resist, you see your Iover.

Maybe it's the onIy soIution.

I'm gIad to see

that you're so reasonabIe.

We've been together for 1 4 years,

you can't propose a triangIe to me.

I can't Iet you Ieave me.

I can't Iet you Ieave me,

so I'II Ieave you.

- You're exaggerating.

- Shut up !

What are you doing ?

I'II show you.

Meaning ?

I'II get a dog, pick up guys.

- That's not you.

- You don't know me.

Don't Ieave, I Iove you.

And her ? Don't you Iove her ?

I don't know, I Iove you both.

Shut up, I don't want

to hear your voice anymore.

Dad, I wasn't assauIted.

I know, Remo hit you.

- He's aIready toId you everything ?

- He didn't want to.

I caIIed him, he was in tears,

he said it was an aIIergy.

- He's never had aIIergies.

- I know. You're a pIayboy.

You can't handIe a marriage

and you want to be mayor.

I never cheated on your mother.

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