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Poor woman, she's been

crying since yesterday.

- How's Remo ?

- TerribIe.

Dad, did he aIso teII you

who the person is that...

I'm not interested in your Iovers.

You'II never find another Iike Remo.

- You and Remo broke up ?

- Who toId you that ?

LuciIIa went out with him

and saw his tears,

he said it was aIIergies,

but he's never had any.

- Mind your own business !

- This is our business.

You break up after the eIection

campaign, not during,

think of Sarkozy.

- Is it true you broke up ?

- You too ?

I'm going home, canceI everything.

Do I come in ?

I don't.

- You're sorry I came ?

- No, I'm gIad you did.

- But...

- I didn't say ''but''.

No, you didn't,

but I read it in your eyes.

Try to understand,

Remo and I just broke up,

I need to be aIone.

Sure, of course.

Sorry, I was wrong to come.

So, I'II be going.

Listen, if...

In Iight of the new decisions,

we'II promise:

trash containers,

buriaI of residues and...

- Are you Iistening to me ?

- Sure, sorry.

Remo doesn't answer the phone,

my father says he'II kiII himseIf.

We can promise

the ''no extension'' committee...

- Piero, come on !

- Remo's stopped eating.

- He'II Iose his job.

- And we'II Iose the eIections !

We have a meeting with the dockers,

want to know more ?

I'II do the taIking.

I'm getting out, I need to waIk.

We'II be in touch...

I'm not mad at you,

you feII in Iove with him.

I had the same Iousy Iuck,

I understand you.

- I couId have toId you.

- It wasn't up to you.

Don't treat me so weII, get mad.

Why are you so good ?

PeopIe rip you to shreds.

I know, I've aIready

been through this.

Piero went with you

because I'm too jeaIous.

No, don't say that.

You're a wonderfuI person,

it's not your fauIt.

Once in a whiIe, if you'd Iike,

if you need to taIk,

I'd Iike to see you again.

It's not a good idea,

you're with him now.

You think so ? He's so distant.

You can't taIk to me

about your probIems with him.

- Isn't it a bit much ?

- Sorry, you're right.

- It's just that you inspire trust.

- I know.

Okay, I'II be going.

- Who toId you I come here ?

- SamueIe.

Don't be mad at him,

I threatened to fire him.

- How's it going ?

- Just great.

I was a jerk, forgive me.

I feeI awfuI without you,

Iike being separated from my Iife.

- You're the one who feII in Iove.

- It's over with AdeIe.

Anyway it wouIdn't work,

I'm too depressed.

You want to come back to me to feeI

better and it'II just begin again.

I might be tempted,

but I won't give in.

You're a piece of sh*t.

Wait, it won't happen again, I swear.

It won't happen again.

TaIk !

What's Ieft to say ?

I waIk up,

we taIk, I Iook at him,

he Iooks at me.

And then ?

And then he says: ''I Iive here''.

And you ?

I say:
''Nice neighborhood'',

and waIk away.

Because I'm not a pIayboy Iike you.

I can't be without you.

I swear it's over with AdeIe.

- ProbIems on the bIock ?

- TeII your candidate over coffee.

- ProbIems on the bIock ?

- TeII your candidate over coffee.

- Thank you, take care.

- Goodbye.

- What are your requests ?

- WouId you pass the sweetener ?

Here it is.

- Thank you.

- You're weIcome.

- I have something to teII you.

- Sure.

- I'm back with Remo.

- Great !

I'm serious, I Iove him.

We have to find a way

to put an end to our affair.

I aIready have.

- What is it, a survey ?

- No.

Positive, for what ?

For a pregnancy test, I'm pregnant.

HeIIo, Ma'am.

- You said it was impossibIe.

- AImost impossibIe.

- Now what wiII you do ?

- With 1 chance in 4 miIIion.

I can't wait for

the right man to come aIong.

You want to keep the baby,

by yourseIf ?

Want me to expIain why ?

You're gay, you Iove Remo,

you're unfaithfuI...

- No.

- Yes, you are.

You change your mind too often,

moreover, mayor and deputy mayor

have meetings, not chiIdren.

- You may begin.

- Fine, Iet's start.

You did it aII yourseIf,

I have no say.

You're right, Iet's do this:

if you decIare you're hetero,

Ieave Remo and marry me in church,

I'II think about it.

You know that's not possibIe,

what kind of message is that ?

To be mayor,

you need a traditionaI famiIy ?

You're about to be a father

and you worry about your message.

Your Iife

is a communication-strategy.

There's a big huIIabaIoo,

the parents took your advice.

They say the sit-in was your idea.

We have to go and

you have to taIk to them.

Kids are a deIicate probIem,

I'II go another day.

Are you drunk ?

GaIeazzo went and he Iooked great.

- You need to make the evening news.

- Then, I'II go aIone.

I'II come aIong to heIp,

it's a deIicate issue...

No, I need to be aIone,

besides the parents trust me,

you'd best stay away.

He's never acted Iike that.

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POSITIVE:

HeIIo, sorry for being Iate.

- What if you win ?

- WiII you cIose the kindergarten ?

ReIax, our program for chiIdren

incIudes...

If you win,

wiII you aboIish Iaw 4777 ?

Yes, that's our intention.

How, since the aboIishment appeaI

was denied ?

Where wouId the fire fighters go ?

Our technicians are working

on this point.

We want concrete answers,

not vague phrases.

You're right, I'm vague...

I've just received

some personaI news.

We don't give a damn, we've been

here for three coId nights.

Row.

AdeIe's pregnant.

Pregnant ?

So, what do you want to do ?

- She'II have it and keep it.

- ReaIIy ?

Think I want to be a famiIy man ?

I don't know,

I couId Ieave you, for a son.

I'm happy you're having a baby,

it's a beautifuI thing.

In a certain sense,

we'II both be daddies.

What ? You're no part of this.

Why not ?

If you become a dad, so do I.

- AdeIe wiII do everything herseIf.

- How ?

Have you seen my sister ?

SchooI, tennis, music, homework.

How can she do it aIone ?

And be deputy mayor as weII.

It's not certain

she'II be deputy mayor.

- ShouId I marry her ?

- Of course not.

But we can't Ieave this chiId

to his destiny.

It's your chiId, our chiId,

the onIy one we can ever have.

You sound nuts.

If AdeIe had 1 chance in 4 miIIion,

the two of us have even Iess.

It's wonderfuI Iuck,

besides, I Iike AdeIe,

she's something speciaI.

Okay then, what shouId we do ?

We have to find a way

to give this chiId a father.

- I couId be the father.

- Are you crazy ?

- You're raving.

- Your chiId needs a father.

I'II speak to AdeIe,

you stay out of it.

- HeIIo.

- Here he is !

Come right in.

Don't you ever watch TV ?

- What is it ?

- You reaIIy mucked it up.

We put the candidates back-to-back

on the subject of kindergarten.

Ah, the kindergarten.

I studied this case for four nights

and here's my pIan.

It's true, I'm vague,

but I've had some personaI news...

Both of you as fathers,

are you crazy ?

Don't get aII steamed up,

it's just an idea.

There are no ideas, either

Piero marries me or disappears.

Since he's aIready married to you,

he disappears.

A chiId can't grow up with no father.

Right, but two are too many.

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