Dikkenek Page #5

Synopsis: A womaniser, the titular big mouth, helps his introvert best friend find true love.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Cinema Seven Productions Ltd
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Year:
2006
84 min
742 Views


Everything is possible. Everything is negotiable.

There is no price tag attached.

Are you epilated or not?

Have your friends or not?

But you have not really missed!

Was it from a horse or a sow?

You phiz ever seen?

We can if necessary also a book

Halloween on it!

Dirty bastard!

Ga you do about it! Alien!

'n happiness that they get it up or I

knalde my stapler in her mug.

My husband has as it were, a subscription

that kind of situation.

We already have something 's been

at Palma de Mallorca.

I am also fond of Portugal.

That was it for a sunbed.

But here he bled like a pig.

And he has not begun, but the other.

I swear it on the heads

my twins.

Still a lucky man that my time

was not armed.

Well, first we make a robot portrait.

Then we issue a detection message.

In short, the conventional procedure.

What did that guy look like?

Brown!

Brown ... in maroon?

-- Yes, dark!

Black Brown. Slightly burnt? You had

it must begin, because ...

Flink sunburnt.

-- Also by coincidence, huh?

I said nothing!

Damn. What now?

Is it the batteries?

Do you have lights burning?

By day, right?

I'm so stupid yet.

I look ga.

't Is the engine.

Boel Sh*t!

If the engine is not the front?

-- Of course not!

In sports, the engine always

back.

However, this model is it perhaps

front.

Well?

You will not believe me, but here is

no motor.

Call me a guy on?

F***ing phone! Goddamn!

JC?

-- You're t.

Am I not?

-- It's crazy, but I was just thinking of you.

Say it, do you mind

of mechanics and engines?

Engines disassembled and I am I

back together with my eyes closed.

And en passant, I'll give you even

's turn.

In any case, it's not for you,

my dove.

No ... not really.

And ... what are you doing this afternoon?

Right, yes. They have me as yet though

be had.

For a move.

Well, I will be loved.

Where are you?

In Chasse Pierre.

Is it? Is it not hard working?

Why can not ga at Roland--Garros balls

turnips? I know the big boss as well.

I must throw them back. Else

I can 't not mow grass.

I just read a book on the dismissal.

I'm only in Chapter 2

and I know everything already.

's of a certain Jean--Marie Messier.

What is still stupid!

This guy is really stupid!

Keep it all up. You know what? You are

'n niksnut. No ass worth!

You lie there with your clicks

and rattle off!

Born idiot, and you'll fool

die!

You hanging from my balls! You consider

not blow out! Get outta here!

Wait, you mess here!

Forget nothing and get on!

Kloot Bumblebee!

F*** you! I have never seen!

F*** you!

What a knock that pee!

Strontgat 's ass!

Nadine.

-- Jean--Claude. Nice. Is it?

We find the ... the engine anymore.

-- The engine. Right, yes.

Do not worry, I understand.

What does your husband for a living?

He must have the means

for something to buy.

Usually he is here.

He may cross

's glove.

Hot, huh?

And mosquitoes that are here!

Where is Natacha?

Well, what is it?

We found the engine.

Do not you topless?

Get her not to?

Do not be shy.

Who is the master?

Come on, pig!

Can I join?

But I have never done.

Not on my arm support, which hurts.

My heatstroke.

Damn! Glad forget!

My aunt is today!

Do something! Quick question!

If you see them, they kill you, than me,

and then makes them part of itself!

No, no, no!

-- She is!

I 't!

Three hours to 10 km to go

on the motorway.

Because there just before us a mobile home

was tilted.

D'r was not over! They were

all dead! 's Real BBQ!

Sir! Do you sometimes that we

a mattress lay?

What is this game? Shall we enter?

-- Do not laugh! Soon he bezeert still.

Oh, he's quite sturdy.

How long does he persist?

Net 'n zweetcel here.

Let's illustrate.

I will.

One of these, I send you my Polish.

Wait, poppeke, save me

of a doubt.

You have surely not all

soldier made? -- No, not.

That hurts, huh?

You know the weird girls there?

They are always together. Certainly legs.

Ga pads underneath to get to.

Pak prefer the puff. Not green

that is moist.

The person we brought in the Sahel ...

er, Israel. Is the same.

Gepikt ones we had?

-- 'We'? Gepikt you had!

Every time I come here, they are there.

And always the white wine.

I do not tolerate lesbians.

Just to see them, are my hair

straight.

At home they still

what they want?

Wait 's. .. d'r is a naked

in 't gras!

He searches his slip, just like you.

Nice that! As you jump, staple ...

-- Sorry. Am forget my underwear.

Now I remember ... Are we

remember your birthday?

Because we are currently around

like chicken without head.

Always pressure pressure pressure, thousand

things to do.

's next Monday

Even better, if we forget it not.

View this does!

I already told you about Natacha's

girlfriend?

She is away from her husband.

Come on, get up. Straight!

Is still awake, man!

With your air of beaten dog!

Stop now 's' s life to undergo

and always a victim to be!

The sun will be on without you!

And if you do not stand up, no one can

a bag that cares!

Yes, it's all good! I get up.

And pull out that ugly underwear!

You need me for a stupid ball

keep Stef.

This is not "social assistant", huh?

Day, madame. Can I sit?

-- Sure.

I'll actually Momo,

for my proof of the school.

Because I had so recently

a turntable gepikt with ...

Right, yes! You are a plague lids guy!

But You look honest from you smikkel

like me. I note that on.

However, it is good for once, huh?

's see. "I, the undersigned ...

'I' with 'e',

as adjective and plural ...

If you go to school, you

know.

"I, the undersigned, Commissioner

Laurence Cochet ...

declare on my honor ...

... have heard ... '

Neige, huh?

'M. Aziz Alami, date of ... ''

When was that? The?

The 12th, I knew t. 12am to 12!

Thus rhymes' t. Etcetera, etcetera!

We make it very formal.

Iglesias's small and still a punk

wait outside. What do I do?

Nothing wrong, that his comrades of mine.

-- You have many friends!

Always the whole gang there?

Can you now and then 's not alone?

He one degree me, but I like him much.

F*** you.

You look good today.

-- I got a girl met.

Is it true? Good. What is it?

Fabienne.

-- And she has a cabinet of a villa!

Do you like her to her house or her?

-- To both.

Take it on. Give her gifts

and stuff?

Why, you don 't know? You gotta 'let r

dream! You must ... I know a lot!

Give her pebbles gift, add a heart to

and she is happy!

She thinks it 's from the heart is!

Will they believe me?

-- Yes. Against women, you lie.

You gotta love, you have to ...

We will not get ... Stay you here

far that is?

I do not know ... Coffee?

-- Did you not work?

Sure I want coffee! That is good!

Black .. black. Of course it is not yellow!

I get coffee? No, kidding.

Ga out there but drink.

And I do not care too soon weerzie.

I like that snul please.

Hello? Yes. With whom I have the honor?

Ms. Michels? Hello, Ms. Michels.

You must however, submit proposals for ...

You are not my only client,

if I may so express.

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Olivier Legrain

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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