Dikkenek Page #6

Synopsis: A womaniser, the titular big mouth, helps his introvert best friend find true love.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Cinema Seven Productions Ltd
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Year:
2006
84 min
742 Views


a small customer, also.

You know, it is 17h 45

everywhere in Belgium and ...

we would like a piece of

weekend.

That 's not, but if you have 10 minutes earlier

had called, I had something to do.

Now the machines are cleaned ...

and 't most of it staff

is gone.

For a cat a cat called

we have a pot 's address.

Yes. Second.

Ludo, which is still pork?

Alive.

That little sick this morning

arrived, did you have?

Ms. Michels, we do it this way:

I get you a live animal

and a dead animal.

't Live throat I even spot ...

and 't dead I already covered to.

I'll be in public, so I do not load off!

And such a beast weighs 40 kg, so

do not come with a grasshopper.

Roger, Mrs. Michels.

I know that it is a schijtkut,

that my balls uithangt.

Of that type who thinks that the whole

world revolves around them.

But will they pay, though.

Because I am counting the VAT not to

but they will still supplement.

Silly me! I send you a SMS

and you are sitting next to me!

I had you still said that they my mobile phone

were stolen, b*tch!

Me 'n care, I' m still missing.

She called me often.

I had no private life anymore.

Think you just the way you

Shitbrick?

Wind you not! The guy can hardly

on the car before him jump.

Shut up, will you? You know I do not

tolerated that you talk when I drive

Move! From the way! I am here

the king of the road!

Ready for your spanking, Stef?

You still have your shell made

I shoot bangers off, dude!

Okay? Here he comes!

's already.

That was a easy ball.

Not again that mobile phone!

First that palooka in the cinema!

Not in a gym! Turn that off,

You know it makes me aggressive!

'n Secure Fabienne invites me to

't Zoute for her birthday.

The c*nt, I was completely forgotten.

Fabienne.

This is again supermarket music,

ge--remixed by thick jean networks.

Would you not ask your wife ...

to her friend Nadine to come?

Listen 's right, Stef. I ga je

a favor done.

We go to sea.

But first I ga you a thorough

decorate course. Okay? Listen carefully!

's from point A to point G.

Try not original.

Your head is original enough.

You have no scoop on top of it.

So listen up.

A:
Make sure you remain soft.

Two:
If you have her talk ...

avoid with her tits

to negotiate.

Three is something that I have

tried.

This is called 'sus of his fall.

-- What?

Sus of his fall.

-- Sus?

You act like you 'n slaptitude get.

You get a fit of hysterics, in French.

Your head is always

just a meter above the ground.

Your risk is not that you bezeert!

Okay, listen. If you can stop ...

What?

-- Dan doe je 'r in.

That would surprise me. I am

blood in shape!

Love you with that a**hole doing it.

-- Do not miss that car!

Sports. Bit tricky to get off.

Have you 's identity, young man?

-- Yes. Minute.

But I know you! Yes it is, 't hearing ...

I look like you 1000 per day,

so I know you not.

Paper 's vehicle, driving license,

registration, insurance,

tutti quanti.

Never thought that I had so much beer.

-- Sir!

Ho but kastaar! Almost done!

Calm down! I badly parked?

Do you know how fast you drove?

No. But when I look around scheurijzer

therefore never been to the counter. 200?

Exactly 200.

That joke hole soon 200,000 balls

costs.

What is it?

Excessive speed.

-- Wait, you.

Excessive speed?

Can I ask where ... I look

out of my caps and ...

I look at you, however. Exaggerated

speed? 's Mobile or' n. ..

's radar, sir.

-- A fixed?

a fixed radar post? Wait 's. ..

I know that you are on bridges,

transverse now, but I have not seen you.

If I see you, I immediately on my brake

stand! Then go here cogs turning!

't I do not care a straw.

I know high--ranking figures.

Good as that.

How old are you?

Day D--1, but I got my license

bought ... achieved.

Then you start

with practice.

Take 't drive, and Mr is

the killing place.

No, because women in 't make me send ...

-- Shut up! Follow me to go to the station.

Very good.

Better a good system than a poorly

process, as they say.

Indeed.

But be plumes by a delicious

chicken, that's something else.

Thanks.

Bourgeois as pigs.

The older ...

Get your paws off of my seat, you!

Where should I park here?

I put me here, I lock the whole lot.

If the red road will, move me

as I want it.

Tedju! You see where the money goes.

That is not a residence,

just a holiday.

Tedju ...

As in the movie.

You see me? You see me?

Draw a long face?

Not, I say you. If they do not

with 200, get back with me.

You're on top. 'S case.

As a precaution. From professionalism.

We are now once true professionals.

Come now. Come, come.

Let me not ...

How are we now?

It seems nothing. Come, come now ...

Nothing to ado, so that once.

It's like a dog, nothing more.

Stay with me, because I do not know

I must go.

Goal!

Stay there, you!

Is it not, no?

Dirty snot monkeys!

Times it back to your caravan,

bohemerin dirty!

Who is the king who lives here, huh?

Bastard!

What a cute piggy! a Really?

No, a power.

-- Claudy Focan, pleasant.

Director 's slaughterhouse of Anderlecht.

-- Fabienne Michel.

Al 2 Dool I am here in the neighborhood around.

They put me out ...

very friendly, moreover,

your mom or your grandmother, no idea ...

a white house with a red roof.

But you see nothing else here.

Is this a quote or something?

-- No, no cite.

I park in front me, I watch 'house.

Gray with a black roof. Did they 't

herschilderd tonight?

Say 's, Nat, is' t now between JC

and you?

I mean ... are you in love?

What you actually see in him?

He is not a playboy.

He is unpredictable, shy ...

very sensitive. I know, you see

absolutely not, but ...

He still has a large mug.

And living with that guy?

That I do not understand.

He always has money in his pocket,

and he does not work.

Tell me that he is a thief.

-- No.

He takes the money where it is.

Not just money.

These bikes, for example.

Tell me that he has rented!

Not rented, but stolen, yes!

If you rent a bike, there is always

a yellow label

with rental Rene 'or something like it!

Here only Eddy Merckx 'on!

Cheers! And relax now.

But I do nothing else!

And how do you Stef?

-- Herbegin not your thing with 4!

Nadine, I am talking about Stef and you.

He is sweet, but he is

totally my type.

Had I known, I had

brought my swimsuit.

You combed with a two over this morning?

-- How is it?

At his convenience.

Day! I feel like you pipes.

That way.

Goddamn! What a waste!

If I remember that that guy 'r is

bepotelen, I am not good!

a very nice body. Let 's see.

Curious what's under shorts that is.

Even with money, and that is now mustache.

Note 's over, I'm still

t go.

Not now, Greg! I have things to do!

D'r is a package people!

I 've also pressure pressure!

And it is just a birthday?

This Mr with his glasses. This is your man.

Help with you sir 't pig?

What pig?

-- 'T Pig! And hurry!

Ga don 't unload pig?

-- Apparently so.

You are so thin like a smelt.

't Is heavier than you.

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