Dil Bole Hadippa! Page #5
Welcome to the team, buddy!
Oye, where were you till now?
What's your name?
Myself, Veer Pratap Singh.
Your team's opening batsman!
Oye, opening batsman ...
congratulations man!
What amazing things you do!
What a shot you played!
Uncle?
- Yes?
Make Madhuri's sweet
smile a little bigger, no?
Why not?
There are 32 teeth inside her mouth,
should l make them 64?
Who are you?
Sir, l'm Jagjit Singh.
Jagjit? Oh! The one
who sings ghazals on TV?
Same!
- No Sir, no Sir, no Sir!
Sir, the one who
connects the wires to the TV.
l'm a clerk in the
electricity department.
So what?
Sir.
l'm feeling shy ...
Oh, Sir ... me and Veera
ma'am are getting married!
What?
- When?
Today.
Today?
- Huh?
When did the two of you meet?
Just this morning.
l was hanging off the pole ...
... and she was below.
She said ...
... Jaggi, Sir ...
... l have a complaint
against your government.
Wires have been strung
across the village ...
... but someone
forgot to connect them.
... but it's a cross-connection, Sir!
Where's Veera?
She's gone to prepare
for the wedding.
She said that if
you'd like to come ...
... that's fine ...
... otherwise give Rs 5,000.
Consider it a wedding gift.
Wait, you scoundrel!
You're ruining my daughter!
Come here, you scoundrel!
l won't let you get away with this!
Oye, stop!
Uncle, l'm Veera!
Uncle, l'm Veera! Uncle!
Uncle, it's Veera!
- Veera?
Not Veera. Veer Pratap Singh.
lndian Tigers' opening batsman!
Hmmmm!
When were you selected? Huh?
Your Shanno is not
the only good actress.
Even a joke has its limits, Veera!
Take off this beard
and moustache! Go!
Uncle, this is no joke.
Now this beard and
moustache will not come off!
Today your Veera, with her
small eyes, has seen big dreams.
Now no one can stop me!
Hi, sexy!
Oh, Soniya!
- Hi!
What's going on?
All of London has
come to the Punjab ...
... and l don't get to know.
l thought ...
... such a famous
cricketer has come to lndia ...
... so the very first autograph ...
... l should be the one to get it.
Sonia Saluja.
Miss Chandigarh 2008.
l should be asking you
for that autograph, right?
So tell me, how come you're here?
ln London you bought me so well ...
... so Soniya thought ...
... now it's her turn to
return the hospitality.
Not bought. l think
you mean looked after!
Wow, Rohan ...
... your Hindi is very good!
Vicky uncle!
Uncle, it's me Soniya.
Soniya?
From Chandigarh.
Come on uncle, your
friend Baldev's daughter.
Oye, you're Ballu's daughter?
What happened to you?
You used to tie
ribbons in your hair ...
... and wear only salwar-kameez!
Oh, uncle, that's an old story!
For the past year
l've been in London.
Don't you remember?
Uh, Dad ...
... Soniya came on a
modelling assignment to London.
That's where we became friends.
Oh ... looks like
a close friendship.
Lipstick ...
Uh ... showed her the house?
No, Dad.
- Hey, then show it to her!
Ya, sure ... come.
- Sure.
What's so special about London?
First my wife, then
my son and now her ...
... it didn't spare anyone!
May it go to hell, this London!
The onus now rests with
... to win this crucial match.
And as you can see ...
... you can see ...
... Veer Pratap Singh ...
... lndia's brilliant
and courageous opener ...
... is now making his
way towards the crease.
Can he do it?
Can the master ..?
Will he be able to
save lndia's honour?
How brilliant and
technically correct his stance is!
He personifies self-belief!
And that's a 4!
And a 6!
Another 6!
Veer Pratap Singh
completes his century!
What a brilliant batting display!
... that he is the
number 1 batsman in the world!
Are you done?
Shall we begin?
Move it! Move it!
One, two, three, four
lt's not about winning or losing
What you doing l liking
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't be getting late
Going to be getting exciting
One, two, three, four
lt's not about winning or losing
What you doing l liking
Five, six, seven, eight
Don't be getting late
Going to be getting exciting
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the slimmest of
the lot
Hey Pukhraj, move ...
... hey Balbir, move man!
l'm very hungry!
While becoming Sachin,
l turned into P.T. Usha!
Sweets!!
There's some difference
between a player and an animal.
You won't eat that much
in one day ...
... but over 10 days!
l'm so hungry!
And after today, if you ever
break this queue again ...
... l will forget ...
... your name is in
the batting line-up.
Get it?
Excuse me, please.
Mmmm ... nice.
Mmmm ... nice!
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Drink milk and watch
your muscles grow
Forget the back-biting
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Forget the obscene words
lt's a battle with your own self
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the
slimmest of the lot
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the
slimmest of the lot
Give the gym a shot
And walk out the slimmest of
the lot
Check this out
Check this out
Scream and shout
Sixteen, seventeen
Take in all that protein
Watch that diet
Eighteen, nineteen
Be fit and lean and mean
lt's an open invite
Give the gym a shot
You need a special invitation?
l was stretching, Sir, l ... l ...
O, Veer ... where?
Alright!
Now ... sit down.
Tomorrow morning ... 7 'o' clock ...
... everybody.....padded up,
on the field.
No excuses.
Hey, Khosla, shut your nest!
Oh, what is it, man?
Hello!
Oh, piece of my heart!
You said hello ...
... like you're waiting for a phone
call from some very special lady!
Aah ....so it's you.
You don't seem very
happy living in Lahore!
Hey, let's forget me, friend.
What did you think?
You'd call your son back
from London and win the game?
Why, boss ...
... in Amritsar, have stars suddenly
become visible during the day?
Buddy, when one's son
comes home after many years ...
... what then is day
and what is night?
The sun at night and
the moon in the day ...
... both seem exactly the same!
Never mind, never mind my friend.
Your child arrived and
you forgot your buddy!
Boss ... Baisakhi - the harvest
festival is almost here.
Are you going to invite me ...
... or should l arrive uninvited,
as always?
Even if l say no ...
... is that going to stop you?
Come then!
Now Rohan has grown taller than you!
Play on, drummer!
Come on, Dad!
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
The disco crowd had better give way
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
The disco crowd had better give way
Because today's the country beat day
We'll dance around you,
we'll bump into you
Watch out, my friend
We're going to be too hot to handle
Watch out, my friend
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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