Dina Page #2

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Scott will be standing in...

Okay. So, um...

We could either

do with Andrew...

[indistinct chatter]

Look at them go,

how do they do that?

[Dina] ...and even now the boys

And I don't know

how to do it and I feel...

It's just Patric said...

That didn't work...

- Yeah. I love you.

- Love you too.

- I'll miss you.

- I'll miss you too.

I'll call you when I get home

to let you know I got home.

Sounds good.

- Love you.

- Love you too.

- Alright.

- Bye-bye.

[soft guitar music]

[soft piano music]

[bird squawking]

I'm excited to-to have you.

I'm excited to be here.

It's gonna be

a new experience for me.

I haven't lived on my own

since ever.

Oh I, um, you know,

lived on my own for...

- Twenty-something years and, uh...

- Uh-huh.

I never thought I would share

the apartment with somebody.

- Uh-huh.

- You know, I was happy that I lived by myself.

But it's even more exciting

to have somebody here.

Oh, Thank you, dear.

I appreciate that.

[theme music of

"Sex and the City" playing]

[motor revving]

I ain't gonna stop

And it's small

when I hold

[indistinct chattering]

Thank you.

I have these two things here.

[Sex and the City

running on TV]

- She's a wild character.

- Uh-huh.

Hmmmm.

[Sex and the City

running on TV]

- They're in the jungle.

- Yep.

That's why they call it

jungle love sometimes, honey.

Whoa, way to go.

Eww.

With you?

I try... I'm trying here.

[Sex and the City

running on TV]

I like butts.

I'm a butt girl.

Mmm-hmm.

He's a nice little rubbery...

I like your butt.

See? Women love

their feet rubbed.

- Uh-huh.

- See?

Not too hard,

but just right.

It's a good idea.

See you're watching.

Uh-huh.

Sometimes hard. It depends.

I like it hard.

Uh-huh.

- But not too hard.

- Right.

- This show can teach you a little bit.

- It can.

[woman on TV]

So, there's people

who have foot fetishes.

- You know what a foot fetish is?

- Uh-huh.

That's why I was...

I like the butt fetish.

- Uh-huh.

- Which she had...

So, you wanna be able to work a

butt fetish back

when you're old.

- Running around and all that.

- Uh-huh.

I know, when we were

first going out,

I wanted to look

really special for you.

Because, you... I wanted to be

very near you and stuff like that.

- I really wanted to look good for you.

- That's really sweet.

Oh, it's so cute.

- Yeah.

- It's sweet, honey.

Thank you sweetheart, I try.

I don't always get the desired

approach, but at least I try.

- When you say you don't get the desired approach...

- Well...

You know I still have

that complex in mind.

I'm trying to get over that.

But I can't help it.

[stammering] It's kind of

an aspy thing I guess.

- I don't know what it is.

- It probably is.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause sometimes I don't know

I have that complex

sometimes too. But...

What I try to do

is just work on it.

Before you finish doing my feet

I know what will make you feel special,

these, like just a simple gesture.

- Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

- I'd rather have your lips.

You'd rather have my lips?

Thank you sweetheart,

I appreciate that.

Yeah.

Thank you, dear,

I appreciate that. I do.

[Carrie Bradsdhaw on TV] Much later

that night, bolstered by coffee,

Miranda decided to perform

a 2:
00 a.m. seduction.

[character on TV]

Wow, you look great.

[slurping]

- Good night, love.

- Good night, sweetheart.

Good night.

- Good night, love.

- Good night.

Just to summarize

what we're gonna do today.

We have water bottles that we're gonna

give out at the engagement party.

Right.

So we made these signs

that say Dina and Scott,

with the butterfly because

butterflies are her theme.

Based on Maryanne's numbers

and my numbers

we're up to, I think,

over 50 people now,

coming to the engagement party.

There, I wrapped it with blue.

- Uh, it's not sticking.

- Oh, that's fine. That's good.

So you could help

Dina and Scott,

anything, give her advice on...

Give them advice on how to make

a successful marriage.

What do you think

is the most important?

I think that the two greatest

things are... Number one:

to uh, respect

other's opinions.

And second, to be honest.

Oh, respect and honesty.

It's good that she met somebody that will

treat her with the respect that she deserves.

Absolutely.

- That's important.

- You know.

And I hope her marriage is

successful as Monika and Frank.

Yeah? Hey, if they communicate

with one another, why not?

Put it right in the center.

And the butterfly clips,

you need to stretch it out a

little bit more, Brad, because

we're not gonna make the corner.

All right. I'll just put

one here like this?

Uh, huh. Perfect.

A lot of...

Just a couple of them. Just make sure

that the butterfly is facing this way.

Keith, they're coming.

Hi.

[all] Happy engagement!

[all cheering and applauding]

- Hi.

- Hi sweetheart, how are you?

Good.

- How are you?

- Good, good.

You all hear me?

- Yes, sir.

- Of course.

[man shouting from behind]

[clearing throat]

Love, trust,

share responsibility,

remember why

you choose to marry,

enjoy life together with friends

and family. Always say I love you.

Wow, good advice.

From one

and from many humans.

Happy wife, happy life.

[guffawing]

Specially mine.

I like that one.

["Macarena" playing]

[indistinct chatter]

You're good.

Frank and Monica?

Frank and Monica?

All right.

Monica...

[woman talking on mic]

Whoo!

[woman talking on mic]

Let's get ready.

We are family

Get up everybody and sing

We are family

I got all my

Sisters with me

I just called to say

I love you

And I mean it

From the bottom of my heart

[pop music playing]

Bye!

[motor revving]

[bird squawking]

- What's wrong?

- Nothing, dear.

[TV news running]

[motor revving]

This is how early you start

your day to go to Walmart?

I knew I hit a Walmart.

Yes, we're in Avenue.

- Oh, great.

- Yeah.

No. Well,

Philadelphia Mountain.

It's actually Philadelphia Mountain.

If I was working there,

I would not be in this bus.

Trust me.

- That's a 20.

- What you got in there?

You tell me.

What is all this?

So, who is that?

- Who is this, Evanescence?

- You got it.

The Open Door,

that's right, from '06.

It was '06. I graduated in '07.

[Kardashians TV show running]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Not much. I'm watching the

Kardashians waiting for my mom

to come for coffee and

I was watching it last night,

but it's a repeat, and

I can't help it.

It's my guilty pleasure so...

You know... Well... Um...

Kylie Jenner is hanging out

with friends

and avoiding

family members and...

[Kardashians TV show running]

Hey.

Okay.

I've been looking for, you know,

a discount shoe store, like

and I get by

with my sneakers and my...

I don't want you to get by.

You need sandals.

You need to have sandals.

- The whole idea is...

- The brown, you know, the brown strap sandals.

They... I'm trying to think if I

have any that you would like...

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