Dina Page #4

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It's the timeless guide to love

making, that's, you know...

I've been around,

I hate to say.

You know, I'm 48 years old and

I think I'm more interested in

this than you, right?

I can learn.

I wouldn't like certain things.

Like some people

like rough sex.

And blindfold

and chains and harnesses.

No, that sounds like a dominatrix.

I'm not like that.

Well, the psycho

like rough sex.

But you would do it?

But I know somebody

that wanted to...

I know somebody

that wanted to, uh,

be chained up.

And handcuffs and

I thought that would be

kind of neat, but...

Then I would feel rough because

somebody abused me like that.

Chained me up

and then smacked my butt and

- and smack me. But...

- Uh-huh.

You know, I have the experience

of, you know, love making.

Uh-huh.

Do you know all about this?

Not really.

There is no lovemaking without

spilling this on occasions at least.

You can get it out there...

You can get it out of

clothing, your furnishings,

either with the stiff brush

when the stain is dry.

Or with a dedicated cleanser

designed to remove blood.

If you spill it

over each other,

massage it gently in.

If you want

real copious, ejaculate.

- Do you know about that?

- Yes, I do.

Did that ever happen to you?

If you want

a copious, ejaculate.

You can masturbate nearly...

Do you ever touch yourself

in places?

That I do, do.

- What was that about?

- All of them, I do.

- I actually do. Yes.

- What is that for?

What do you do it for?

I don't know if I can explain.

I don't know

if I can explain it.

Well, I have done it

to myself, before.

- I really have.

- No, but, I mean did you do it since you were with me?

Did you do it because of me?

No, I did not do it

because of you.

I've been doing it

long before I've even met you.

But... But it's normal.

It's normal to do it

for a person you love.

Why did...

I mean, I did it before...

I did it when I was a kid.

Just the strokes.

But did you do it because

you're in love with me? Or...

I was doing it long before

I even met you.

And what was the purpose?

I just was experimenting

one day

and the next thing I know

I was doing it all the time.

You can masturbate nearly

but not quite to orgasm

an hour before him

to increase prostate erection.

If his semen tastes bad

try altering his diet.

And if it makes no sense,

get a check-up.

[pop music]

[mumbling]

Oh.

- That was every chair.

- ...still were last.

- Hey there. Ola.

- Hi.

Hello. How you doing?

- Hey, Monica.

- Hey, girlfriend.

Hey, how's work?

[giggles]

Hey, how are you getting there?

Mom is...

Mom is probably driving us.

- Your mom?

- You've met my mom.

And your dad.

- Yeah.

- Where are you going?

- Cove Haven.

- It's like the Poconos.

It's in the Poconos, it's all

sorts of resorts and activities

and shows and...

How long are you

even gonna be there?

Be there a week.

We get there Monday afternoon,

we're leaving Saturday morning.

Monday... Oh, you're gonna

be there for a week.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Dina, what did you get...

- I came Friday.

Oh, you got a date

on Cottman Aven...

Right, Cottman and Bustleton.

That's right.

Cottman...

I went there to get my, uh...

Get your dress.

My, um, dress.

I'll never forget that day.

Yeah, he bought...

I'll never forget the day...

This is stepping more

and frying more, but...

Till he bought a dress.

I bought the dress

Wait a second. You bought the

dress where, at David's bridals?

David's bridal.

I bought the dress.

You're not supposed

to see the dress.

I was learning,

It took me over a month.

To learn the lyrics.

Forty-four versions are there.

Pavarotti, Domingo,

Carreras, Bocelli.

The biggies.

Yeah.

My mom likes it curly and short.

I'm gonna have the veil, and the butterfly clip

in the back, so it's gonna look very natural.

Oh, you're gonna have it

straight down, okay.

- All right.

- I'll probably have it straight and up.

My mom was saying it to me,

it's kind of crazy but...

And you're not gonna have it,

like put up or anything?

Just you're gonna have it

straight down?

Can you believe my first wedding

with my deceased husband,

I had hair down till here.

Anyway, back to

this jersey that I have.

The naughtiest one

I have is my pelican jersey.

- Okay.

- Very naughty.

[chuckles]

Then name I put on it,

you're ready for it?

[coughs]

This will kill ya.

Coco mendoza.

- [chuckles]

- [chatter in background]

[Dina] Since I can't work,

Disability sends me

1045 every month.

One thousand forty-five.

- So another one is 1400?

- Yes.

Fourteen hundred

and forty-five dollars.

I always forget how to save.

Per month.

Well, with my money, that comes

to around 2700 dollars a month.

Okay, so...

So...

So how do I set your paddling?

- Get the $27 for...

- Okay.

You take the 1445...

Oh, well. It's a lot easier if I do it, because

then it's better, because I want to do it in my...

I like to do the math.

Yeah, okay.

You take the 1445... 1445...

Walmart stress earnings...

[phone ringing]

I'll get to you in

another minute, okay?

[huffing]

It was loud.

That's my phone. My phone's

dialed to get you stop it.

[both talking together]

- Scott, Walmart.

- You're forgetting the zero, dear.

Close. Yeah those two

ones together.

Well that's what I meant, 11.

So you put the two down

and 11...

- That's what I did.

- That's gonna make two. 2245.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

So, I had the answer,

I just didn't add the...

Look, so this is

what we have monthly

- coming in.

- Right.

Almore Dreams.

Scotty Moore, Scotty Moore?

Excuse me?

Johnny Ramone.

[water running]

Buck Salas.

Angus Young AC/DC?

- Hey, baby.

- Yeah?

- How you doing?

- I'm doing great.

I'm reading up on the

what Rolling Stone calls a

"100 Greatest guitarists

of all time."

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I'm up into the 20s.

- Yeah?

- Next on the list is Buddy Guy.

- Hey, baby.

- Yeah?

You're still in the bed

and cuddle...

[Dina mumbling]

Sure.

Here.

[scrambling]

[creaking]

[sighing]

[giggling]

- Hey go, go, go, go.

- There you go. You got it.

You know, I was wondering, what's you

guys, I wanna ask you guys like,

some other place,

you know, like...

I... I'm observer and...

And everybody

looked at you guys

like you were, like amazing

'cause you were couple

and I was kind of feeling bad

like that I couldn't get Scott to hug

me a whole lot and I used to like...

So I was talking to, um...

a bunch of people and they were

telling me that, you know,

I've to find a way, like,

get Scott to get out of

his own world and...

Maybe at first,

he was kinda shy.

- He just thought that maybe he's something...

- Yeah.

It's very hard because

sometimes, you know,

he tells that

he's sorry,

but then he's like...

I bought him this book,

The Joy of Sex.

And he doesn't seem interested.

We're living together, for crying

out loud, I was married before,

I'm getting really upset.

'Cause I don't think

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