Dirty Girl Page #5

Just telling you.

So start getting used to the idea.

If you were a real friend,

you wouldn't say stuff like that.

- Clarke.

- I gotta pee.

Hey.

Well, I sure do

appreciate your hospitality,

giving me a ride and all.

If you make him any promises,

you best follow through, motherf***er!

[Pilot over PA]

Now we got a nice tailwind,

so our flight time to Bakersfield

should be just under three hours.

Sit back and enjoy the flight.

[Slow-tempo song plays]

And I thought the

Boy Scouts taught me nothing.

Out of all the hitchhikers in the world,

how did we get one

so masculine and capable?

Oh, well, you learn a few things

when you're on your own.

- Were you a Boy Scout, Clarke?

- For like a week in second grade.

They... They gave us these boxes

of candy to sell door to door.

I ate all mine,

so my mom gave me the money

to buy the whole box,

so I wouldn't get in trouble.

My dad was so mad.

Said the two of us was in cahoots.

My daddy took off when I was little.

Like Dani's.

Mine took off

before I was born, so I win.

Are we competing?

I'm just saying I probably had it worse.

You know what it's like then,

don't you?

That crazy thing when you

look for him everywhere.

Anytime you're in a crowd,

there's a chance, so you...

...walk around a little straighter,

hoping to look your best, just in case.

Looking everywhere for somebody

who don't want to be found.

I want to hear more about your art.

Show us.

- You guys are crazy.

- [Danielle] Come on.

[Up-tempo rock song plays on radio]

We got the music,

and the fancy lighting.

- All that's missing is a pole.

- It's cold out.

- Keeps everything perky.

- [Laughs]

Aw, this one's too fast.

I only dance to the slow ones.

It's kind of my signature.

All right, this one's a ballad.

[Switching channels]

[Slow-tempo song plays]

I cannot believe I'm doing this

out in the middle of nowhere.

You best appreciate it.

I promise I do.

OK, see now, the trick is

to dance in your own world.

Let them come to you.

Joel?

[Thunder rumbling]

Hey.

I know you don't want

to hear this right now,

but you will get over it.

I fell in love last night,

and now he's gone.

- My one chance at happiness.

- Stop acting like a girl.

You drove him away.

Clarke, I'm gonna stop

this conversation right now

until you adjust your thinking.

Welcome to life, Clarke, you're

just another tainted grown-up.

Jesus Christ.

There's no room in this world

for a love like ours.

They hate us for it.

[Engine sputtering]

Sh*t! No.

Sh*t. Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Agh! Stupid, f***ing sh*t car!

Joel would know what

to do if he where here.

- We'd best start walking.

- Yes, you'd best.

Clarke, let's go.

You're the one with

the reason to live. You walk.

OK. You know what?

When I get to the next town

I'm gonna call your father! Agh!

- F***!

- Fine!

[Grunts]

[Exhaling]

Do I look OK?

He is gonna die.

[Indistinct radio chatter]

[Man] All right, mister.

Your time is up.

We found your car.

You found it?

[Up-tempo song plays]

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Do y'all have a pillow I could use?

- Sure.

[Man] One tank of gas, $15.

I'll have my dad give you

a ride back to your car.

Will that be cash or charge?

- Charge.

- Cash.

I am sick of paying your way.

You're hateful, and ungrateful.

- Don't be an a**hole.

- You got an emergency fund.

Use it.

I can't.

Why spend your own money when you

can spend somebody else's, right?

I don't have it anymore.

You spent it?

The only cash we have?

You are a selfish b*tch.

- What did you buy yourself, huh?

- It's what I bought you!

I wanted to do something nice

for you, to thank you.

Hm?

And you liked him so much.

He didn't think I was sexy.

I'm sure he did.

It was just extra encouragement.

Clarke!

I need your credit card.

That's what I get

for marrying a f*ggot. [chuckles]

This'll just be a minute.

Collect, from Clarke.

- Clarke, run! Run! Sh*t! Uh...

- What?

Hey, get back here!

Come on, Dad, come on!

What the f***?

I'm gonna call the cops,

you stay with them!

Your card's been reported stolen!

They're gonna know where we are!

Sh*t! Sh*t!

[Clarke] Danielle wait up,

where you going?

Hey. I want to enter

the stripping competition.

- Where's the sign-up sheet?

- You're looking at him.

- Great.

- It wouldn't exactly be appropriate.

I'm young,

but I got the moves. Trust me.

- He'll vouch for me, OK?

- She's done her research.

That prize money's mine.

Come on, give me a chance.

Jade wins every night.

But if you think you can win

these boys over, be my guest.

Mister, you don't know

who you're dealing with.

[Up-tempo song plays]

Let's hear it for Jade!

Beginning of the second chorus,

that's when you throw the water on me.

- You got it?

- Dani, you don't have to do this.

- Don't look at me like that.

- Like what?

Like you don't approve.

Just, don't show them nothing, OK?

- I won't.

- Promise?

I'll just bat my eyelids

and shake my shoulders.

- I'm sure Jade's got nothing on me.

- Sure.

- You got a better idea?

- We can go home.

- Got your music?

- Yeah.

You're up, young'un.

Second chorus, Clarke.

[Up-tempo song plays]

[Man] For all you boys who like

'em young, we got a special treat.

A little lady thinks she can

unseat the undisputed champion.

Direct from Tornado Alley,

It's Danielle!

[Man] Get off my stage!

[Man booing]

[Men booing]

- Tough crowd.

- Them boys like it from Jade.

Ain't nobody sexier than Danielle.

[Man laughing]

Oh! I beg your pardon.

Oh, my God. They're gay! Dani, stop!

- They're gay, Dani!

- What?

- They're gay.

- But they're so ugly.

- Let's get you out of here.

- No.

- We can't give up now.

- Danielle, they don't like you.

- You have to do it.

- I can't.

- Yes, you can.

- I am not like you.

What would Joel do?

[Joel] OK, see now, the trick

is to dance in your own world.

Let 'em come to you.

[Men] Yeah!

Whoo!

[Crowd cheering]

- [Man] By an overwhelming majority...

- Jesus Christ!

...and winner of

the 50-dollar prize money,

- the new champ is...

- Clarke!

This is f***ing kidnapping,

you ugly motherf***er!

Hey! I don't need any of your

goddamn lip! And don't you hit my car!

It's because of you my son's

gone completely off the deep end.

Your son was a miserable, whiny,

dishrag before I got my hands on him.

Yeah, and you turned him into

a full-blown cocksucker, didn't you?

It's over for you, boy.

Soon as we drop your

little friend off here,

your ass is going straight

to the military academy.

[Screaming]

I'm gonna pull this car

over right now, goddamn it,

- and set your ass at the curb.

- And what are you gonna do, huh?

Smack her around?

Knock some sense into her?

That's enough of your sh*t, Clarke.

I'll tell you what. I like c*cks.

Jesus Christ!

What did you just say, Clarke?!

- I like the dreamy, creamy taste...

- Shut the f*** up, Clarke!

Somebody pass me a cracker

for all that dick cheese!

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