Dirty Old Wedge Page #9

saving guys,

don't forget that.

Beware.

- [Voiceover] What type of

guys are in the Wedge crew?

- [Voiceover] Yeah, what kind

of guys are crazy enough to?

- Guys that are crazy

enough to ride 30 feet waves

and take it and not get hurt.

- Hello, I'm Cashbox and we're

looking for

the dooply doop bird.

Oh, and here comes one right

now.

Hello, sir (laughs)

- [Voiceover] Apparently

the Dumbo ride is down

and, well, how do you feel about

that sir.

- I'm extremely bummed out.

I was really looking forward

to going on the Dumbo ride.

- [Voiceover] Is that your

favorite ride here at the D

land?

- Well, you know, I like it a

lot.

Maybe they'll just let us ride--

- [Voiceover] Thank you very

much sir.

(upbeat, rock music)

- [Voiceover] Ladies and

gentlemen,

he was out of last week's swell

completely

because of an enlarged left

testicle.

I'm kind of wondering

if the grapefruit size

has gone down at all.

We'll be interviewing him when

he comes up

and we'll probably interview

his left testicle also.

- [Voiceover] A lot of

you guys in the Wedge crew

have been wondering how the MCCS

works.

That's the Mel Cinema Crewmation

Service.

And, I'm glad to show you.

First we have matches,

of course film,

and my trusty canover aid.

You take the matches, okay

suckers.

Wait, stop.

It's not lighting.

- [Voiceover] Look at that.

Incredible move, I think

he'd probably get a 20,

20 to 40 points on that one

folks.

Waving to the crowd.

Perfect execution for the

contest.

Good job JT.

(upbeat, rock music)

(people cheering)

(people laughing)

- Welcome down to the Wedge.

Come on down, ride a

wave, break your neck.

We don't care.

(gentle, acoustic music)

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