Do Not Disturb

Go on.

Go on, Ben.

Please, baby, come inside me.

Wait!

Stay inside me, please.

Who the f*** is that?

Yes?

Ben Azuelos?

Yes.

You 're under arrest

for sodomy in 7997.

don't f***in' believe it!

Sh*t, man!

Don't f***in' believe it!

F***!

F***in' crazy!

Jeez...

Where have you been?

Where the hell have you been?

What's that?

- What is that?

- This?

The new me!

The new you!

You old bastard!

Who's the father?!

How dare you? What about you?

I'm glad to see you.

Que tal?

Ola.

Anna, Jeff. This is Jeff.

Come on down, Anna.

It's Jeff...

The guy who wasn't at our wedding!

Yes, Jeff who wasn't at the wedding!

Right, Jeff.

I'm so pleased to meet you.

Crazy!

You've got a car, a wife,

fine art books on the coffee table.

It's cool! Damn cool!

It's cool to see you.

- Love you.

- Love you, too.

Dig you, man.

Don't dig you yet.

But I'm sure will soon.

Listen, get your bag.

We'll get you settled in.

Sure?

Hang on. brought you a...

Hang on.

A souvenir.

A duck from Mexico.

- Is he staying long?

- don't know.

A day or two.

I'm sorry. couldn't have known.

Expect you'd have told me if

you knew a pal was coming at 2 AM.

Especially one like him!

God, I'm sorry.

Why couldn't you have waited

two minutes?

We'll do it tomorrow.

Really want a baby.

Ben, it's the right time.

Know. want a baby, too.

Swear we'll do it tomorrow.

I'll save my strength.

I'll mobilize my little soldiers.

Mobilize away!

You naked in there?

We're making your bed.

This is f***in' great!

Wanna go climbing!

We'll do that!

Yeah!

OK, I'm going to bed.

I'll be right up.

Buenas noche.

Buenas n och es!

Love you, honey.

Now dig you!

- See you tomorrow.

- Thanks again.

She's great.

- Really great.

- know she is.

- Was still in Mexico this morning.

- F***!

You're all wet, hon!

First lived in

San Cristobal DE was Casas

in Chiapas.

It's the southernmost state

in Mexico.

Set up an art project

with some people there.

We needed some financing,

so came back to get investors

and galleries on board.

Long story short...

was at the airport and thought:

"Where do want to go?

thought it was high time

saw you again.

Nice life you've got.

It's easy to live the way do.

But don't know if could live

the way you do.

Meaning?

Don't know. All this!

All what?

Your life...

It's easy as pie.

At the supermarket,

you pick up a girl.

You kiss her.

Next thing you know, you're married,

with a house...

and you turn the study

into the baby's room.

- No!

- Just in case.

To be honest, thought

you'd done it long ago.

We're working on it.

I'm past the defense line.

The goal mouth is clear.

But only shoot penalties

into an empty goal!

It's the biggest thing

you could do with your life.

Huge!

Huge.

I'm working tomorrow.

Make yourself at home.

I'm off to bed.

OK, cool.

Tell me...

don't know if you have

anything planned tomorrow...

- We could...

- Sure.

It's weird to see you again.

Good weird.

Come here.

Sweet dreams you have!

Too you.

- Hello, my love.

- Hello, my love.

- OK?

- And you, darling?

??? glad today's over at last.

Me too. Listen...

had a call from Jeff

He was seeing

that gallery owner girl.

Guess what? He's at her place.

Wow!

You said it.

She's having a party

with the neighbors, roommates...

Some artists or something.

Jeff asked me to drop by.

So thought...

thought maybe I'd drop by.

Let's have him over for dinner?

Get to know each other?

could do my homemade pasta.

We 'll open a nice bottle of wine.

Great, sweetie.

I'll pick him up.

I'll start dinner.

Love you, honey.

Me too.

Monica!

Hello.

You're Ben!

I've heard so much about you.

Welcome. Come on in.

Hi, pal.

Hey, mister!

What're you doing?

Want a hug

- Come here.

- Don't touch me.

It looks so good.

What is it?

My specialty, Corsican quiche!

- Sh*t!

- What?

Anna's making dinner to welcome you

- Who's Anna?

- My wife.

Tell her to come.

We're having a party.

Friday night is Gomorrah Party.

Common...

I'll ask her.

She can taste my quiche.

I'll get you a corkscrew.

Ben, Lilly. Lilly, Ben.

Hi, Lilly.

Making a salad?

No, I'm making salad dressing.

- Here.

- Thanks.

Whose place is this?

My chick's.

Who's your chick?

Monica?

OK, see.

- They've hit it off.

- So see.

She's into guys at times.

Up to her.

- It works for her.

- Cool.

What line are you in?

Town planner. In transport.

You?

- Me?

- What do you do in life?

Live.

What else can you do?

And the dad?

I'll make a call.

- Hey...

- When will you be here?

There's a slight change in plans.

Jeff got talked into having dinner

with this girl...

It's actually

more of a pick-up plan...

Hi.

Ben .7

was just saying hi to someone.

It's a bummer...

you're making dinner...

I'm Franck.

A pleasure.

Ben .7

Where was ?

It's a pain,

you're already making dinner

and Jeff is staying here.

He's staying there?

get the impression.

Too bad. It' doesn't matter.

You can come if you want.

They really insisted.

Yeah, come.

What?

That was Franck...

See ya.

Who.7

Get this!

You won't believe it. This guy

came in while we were talking...

I'm in the bathroom. And this guy

starts pissing in front of me

like wasn't even there.

- No way!

- This place is weird.

It's called "Sodom and Gomorrah."

And they mean it literally.

Sodom and Gomorrah?

Yeah, and you're welcome.

Prefer my pasta!

Why don't stay a while

to be polite, then I'll come home.

Perfect.

We 'll relish your dinner

and everything else we had planned.

My little soldiers!

I'll be waiting.

The two of us

will have a fabulous dinner.

Can '1' wait.

Screw Jeff.

Yeah, sore w Jeff Goodbye

Bye.

- Come here, you.

- Get away!

It counts steps!

It's a f***ing pedometer!

It counts steps! don't believe it.

One and two and three...

No thanks.

Or maybe.

Nah. OK, yes.

They touch, they intermingle,

but you never really see

who they are,

or how many they are.

As they touch, their bodies blend

into a single entity.

It's aesthetically stunning.

Adore its spiritual side.

What are you guys talking about?

A film we saw at Hump.

At what?

Hump

You don't know Hump?

Never heard of it.

It's a porn film festival.

They hold it in Seattle every year.

It's an open festival

with creative erotic films.

Creative and alternative.

Not just gonzo.

There's a jury and a selection.

You watch the films

in a big theater.

It's an exploration.

It's sex pushed

to the ultimate limit.

Afterward s they destroy the films.

So they don't haunt you.

It's like an artistic happening.

I'll make a film!

You will, huh?

Why not?

Whatsit you do?

I'm going to do...

something rad.

A**HOLE

I'm going to make

a beautiful, grandiose film.

The deepest, most poetic film ever.

You never saw me f***.

Never had the pleasure.

I'm a real beauty.

Yeah...

A raw beauty!

Beauty and the Beast.

You're going to make a porn flick?

No, an art flick.

Erotic art.

F*** you.

You're pissed off

because you're fettered.

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