Domino Page #7

Sorry, guys, about the wait.

607

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Let me cut to the chase

'cause I have to take this call.

608

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We want to follow you around

with a camera crew for a week.

609

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The last thing we did...

the pilot episode... is not testing well.

610

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We got too many rednecks.

611

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It's too much like Cops.

612

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We need... Go ahead.

613

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We need...

614

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something sexy!

615

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Something different.

616

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We need Domino.

617

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We need Domino.

618

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Listen, uh, friend...

619

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we ain't gonna do this thing

620

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unless the whole team

gets equal coverage.

621

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You're not her father, Ed.

No one cares what you think.

622

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Well, with all due respect, Mom,

623

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I'm her boss,

and she's on my team. OK?

624

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And unless we all get equal coverage,

625

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we're all gonna walk the f***

out of here together, huh?

626

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Hmm? Equal coverage, or we all walk.

627

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Done! OK.

628

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The whole team... We follow it.

629

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What guarantee can you give us that

Domino's name won't be tarnished?

630

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Sophie, this is reality television.

631

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What you see is what you get.

632

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Oh. You will be exploited,

your story won't be told truthfully,

633

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and your life will never be the same.

634

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I beg you.

635

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I beg you not to get involved with this...

636

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this drivel!

637

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No offence, Mark,

but we both know that this is drivel.

638

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No offence taken.

639

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Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything,

she should be in the centre.

640

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Sure, OK. [Phone rings]

641

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But...

642

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Done! [Ring]

643

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Talk it over. I have to take this call.

644

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on the promo! Why?

645

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Domino:
I felt like a hypocrite,

646

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given my hatred of all things Hollywood,

647

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but I'll admit...

648

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I wanted my story told.

649

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I wanted everyone to know

the things I'd done.

650

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I wanted some recognition

in the world.

651

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We'll do it.

652

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We'll do it.

653

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Oh, God!

654

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God help us. God help us all.

655

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Domino:

It was the beginning of the end.

656

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[Police sirens blaring]

657

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Crowd:
Jerry! Jerry!

658

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Oh, Welcome back.

659

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Welcome back. We're here in LA

with mixed race single mothers.

660

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Our next guest

takes pride in the fact

661

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that she's in the Guinness

Book of World Records

662

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for being America's

youngest grandmother.

663

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And... she's only 28.

664

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Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez!

665

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Domino:
Lateesha was

our prime contact at the DMV.

666

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Most of our bond certificates

came from Claremont through her.

667

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[Crowd cheering]

668

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- Hey, Jerry!

- Hey, Lateesha. How are you?

669

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- I'm fine.

- What's going on?

670

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I'm here today to speak

for all people of mixed race in America.

671

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Now, as a blactino woman, I believe

672

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we deserve our own race category

673

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to forge an identity, Jerry.

That's how I feel.

674

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Did you just say "blactino"?

675

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Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American.

676

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Wow. Uh, first of all...

677

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first of all, you don't even look latino.

678

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You look black.

You're... You're black.

679

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Second of all, I'm of mixed race,

and I've struggled my whole life

680

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as to whether I'm Chinese

or whether I'm black.

681

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Chinegro! What you are is chinegro!

682

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- Chinegro?

- Chinegro! There you go!

683

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- Chinegro?

- You are a chinegro!

684

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- What the [bleep] is chinegro?

- That's what you are! Chinegro is you!

685

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That's some bulls... [bleep].

686

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OK, as I understand it, you brought

a mixed-race flow chart with you.

687

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Why don't we bring that out?

[Crowd shouting and booing]

688

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How you doin', sugar? All right.

I'm gonna call you later.

689

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Mwah. All right.

690

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[Crowd laughs]

691

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Now Jerry, If you take a look at this...

692

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Blactino, blackasian, hispasian, OK?

693

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Now, for the Asian subcategories,

I got you, sister.

694

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We have chinegro right here.

That's you. Chinegro.

695

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That's not a word! That's not a word!

696

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Yes, it is, sister.

We have koreagro. Japegro, OK?

697

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[Crowd laughs]

698

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Chispanic, koreaspanic,

and last but not least,

699

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check this out, y'all... japanic.

[Crowd cheering]

700

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That's how I flow with it!

701

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Do you believe the government should

recognise these racial subgroups?

702

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