Domino Page #8

Yes, Jerry, I do.

703

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Hey, wait!

704

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First of all, first of all,

uh-uh, honey, let me tell you,

705

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from one, uh, blactino woman

to another...

706

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- Right on.

- Our concern is education!

707

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You ever hear of that?! Here you are,

708

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a 28-year-old grandmother!

709

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Yes, I am.

710

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You need to add another category

to your flow chart.

711

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It's called birth control, b*tch!

[Crowd shouting and booing]

712

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OK, yeah. Check this out.

713

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I am educated, you blactino b*tch!

714

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What?!

715

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I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes,

716

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my daughter might be a single mother...

717

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- I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!

- Bring it, b*tch!

718

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Crowd:
Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

719

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- Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.

- Dude, it's f***ing Mapquest.

720

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I told you, never again

with that piece of sh*t.

721

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Guys.

722

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Come meet Domino.

723

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Domino, I want you to meet

the co-hosts of Bounty Squad.

724

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[Gunshot]

725

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Domino:
F***ing... f***ing... f***ing...f***ing 90210.

726

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I couldn't get away from it.

727

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It wasn't until later on that I realised

728

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Mum had gotten to Heiss

and pulled some strings.

729

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Lan Ziering.

730

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Brian Austin Green. Domino.

731

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Cocoa... Choco.

732

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- Cocoa?

- Choco.

733

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Choco. Sorry.

734

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Listen, uh, the man from Afghanistan

735

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has made some significant

changes to the RV.

736

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Oh, my God.

737

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[Engine revs]

738

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Are those real bones?

739

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Monkey... monkey bones?

740

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Shrunken heads?

741

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From my family.

742

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I drive these bounty hunters

for a free Afghanistan.

743

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Wow. I didn't know

this was gonna be a political show.

744

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Domino:
Alf grew up during the Russian

invasion of Afghanistan.

745

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He had always wanted to be

part of the revolution

746

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but it seemed to pass him by.

747

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[Horn honks]

748

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At the tender age of 14,

749

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he decided that explosives

would be his speciality.

750

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[Shouting]

751

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Domino:
His eyebrows

never grew back.

752

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OK, Ed, uh...

753

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What background should someone have

if they want to go into bounty hunting?

754

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How does jail sound?

755

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So, tell me, do you boys hunt?

756

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I killed a... I killed a squirrel...

757

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once.

758

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Well, let me tell you something.

Once you hunt a human being,

759

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you'll never hunt an animal again.

760

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You know, it's a different kind of rush.

761

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The problem is, is that when

you've done it for as long as I have,

762

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all you got to show for it is

763

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an empty bank account and, uh, IBS.

764

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- IBS?

- Yeah, that's irritable bowel syndrome.

765

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You got a spastic colon?

That's hysterical.

766

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You know, my grandmother

has one of those.

767

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Does your grandmother hunt?

768

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Uh, well, I don't know. Maybe.

769

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Why don't you just

shut the f*** up, huh?

770

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You were supposed to talk about

the healthcare crisis in America!

771

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Exactly. Why would you use

Jerry Springer

772

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as a platform for some kind of

progressive race modification proposal?

773

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Well, I don't think Ted Koppel

would book Lateesha Rodriguez!

774

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- Not a chance.

- Not a chance in hell. Hmm.

775

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OK, Jerry is one of the only forums

our people have, baby.

776

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I thought having face time on Springer

would give me a better chance

777

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of gettin' a book deal

or a correspondence gig on BET.

778

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Jenny Jones b*tch got cancelled.

779

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Yeah, Montel would've been better.

780

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Domino:
Lateesha's granddaughter

Mika had a rare blood disease.

781

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Her white cell count was dropping fast.

782

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Dad?

783

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We need money.

784

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I got an idea.

785

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What?

786

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Armoured car business.

787

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We just signed a new

insurance policy in Nevada.

788

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There's a loophole.

789

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Domino:
Claremont Williams,

bail bondsman,

790

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armoured car service,

bounty hunter service.

791

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An unusual combination.

792

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Kee Kee, me and Claremont

793

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are working on a plan

to get money for Mika.

794

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A real good plan, baby... a good plan.

795

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Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez

has been running

796

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a counterfeit driver's licence racket?

797

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Well, that's the word on the street.

798

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